COMMENTARY: CLN'S NEW LOOK & FEATURES
Welcome to the new CLN! The website is not just redesigned, it
has a number of new features, too. You'll find them by clicking on
the buttons on the left-hand column. The redesign and new features
are my solution to an ongoing dilemma:
There are many issues facing the industry that are too complex to
be covered adequately in a newsletter. On the other hand, the
comment I hear most often about CLN is, "I like it because I
can read it in 10 minutes."
So how can CLN provide thorough coverage of complex issues, and
all the industry's news, and still keep it under 10 minutes? Can't
be done.
So you'll find the newsletter itself the same as ever -- a
10-minute read of the latest news. But now, if you want more, it's
here, too. Reports on sales and design trends in various categories,
the industry through the eyes of designers and top industry execs,
technology reports that are both relevant and understandable, and
more.
Each new issue of CLN will include a mini-table of contents (see
below) of the new material in the columns area. If one of them
sounds interesting, click the button and read it; if not, you still
have your 10-minute read.
I hope you enjoy the new CLN -- and I would love to receive
feedback, positive or negative. Please email your comments to
mike@clnonline.com or call 309-925-5593.
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NEW ARTICLES THIS ISSUE
Here is a list of the new columns you can read by clicking on the
appropriate button on the left-hand column.
Business-Wise. In-depth commentary and analysis on issues
affecting your business, written by Publisher Mike Hartnett. This
month's topic: "Are We Stifling Creativity?"
"Vinny Da Vendor". "Vinny" is a top exec at
one of the industry's best known companies. He's writing under a
pseudonym, so he's free to speak honestly and voice the concerns of
the industry's manufacturers. This month's topic: "Whatever
Happened To Strawberry? (Does every new product have to be
cheap?)"
Memory/Paper/Stamps. "So, Who's Afraid of Michaels?"
Many independent scrapbook stores are worried about the prospects of
a Michaels' Recollections store opening near them. Should they be?
Well, yes and no.
Kate's Collage. "Kate" is a mid-level manager at one of
the industry's best known companies -- and a hard-core crafter. This
month's topic: "Employee Recognition: Why Bother? (Because it's
not only fair, it's good business, too.)"
The other new columns -- "Designing Perspectives,"
"Techno Topics,", and "Category Reports" -- will
premier with the next issue of CLN.
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NOTE: CHANGE OF PUBLICATION DATES
A new issue of CLN is normally released the first and third
Mondays of each month. However, due to upcoming trade show
schedules, the dates will change for the next three issues. Your
next issue will be Monday, June 23 (not the 16th), followed by
issues on July 7 and July 28.
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MICHAELS: EARNINGS ALMOST DOUBLE
For the first quarter ended May 3, net income rose 82% to $20.8
million ($0.30/diluted share, from $0.16). Total sales increased 9%
to $656.4 million and same-store sales were up 2%. Strong
categories: beads, yarn, seasonal, ribbon, crafts, kids' crafts, and
custom framing.
President/CEO Michael Rouleau said, "... we have made
excellent progress on our critical perpetual inventory and automated
replenishment initiatives during the quarter and now have nearly 60%
of our stores on the perpetual inventory system." The systems
should be in place chain-wide by next summer, officials said.
The company also announced that, after its July sales conference
call on Aug. 7, it will switch to quarterly, rather than monthly,
conference calls.
The current store count is 774 Michaels, 153 Aaron Brothers, 7
Village Crafts, and one Star Wholesale. By the end of the fiscal
year, officials are planning to have opened another Star Wholesale
in Atlanta, four additional Village Craft stores, and 55 Michaels
stores. A new distribution center in New Lenox, IL is scheduled to
open next March.
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CHANGES FOR THE FOAM CATEGORY
Syndicate Sales announced it is discontinuing its Plastifoam
product line. The company contacted customers and sales
representatives last week and said, "The Plastifoam business
did not meet our expectations and we have decided to exit the
business. Over the years, Syndicate Sales has introduced various new
products and new product lines. Those that have met or exceeded
expectations remain viable parts of the current product portfolio.
Those that did not meet expectations were exited and are no longer
in the portfolio. Such is the case with the Plastifoam business."
Sharp increases in the cost of polystyrene raw materials,
combined with competitive market pressures, may have made the
category unprofitable for Syndicate.
FloraCraft has purchased much of Syndicate's fabrication
equipment and will use it in their four North American facilities.
FloraCraft CEO Jim Scatena said, "The acquisition of this
additional equipment and the resulting new capacity will raise our
supply chain management capabilities to an even higher level."
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NEW YORK STATIONERY SHOW REPORT
(Note: The following is a report from Ellie Joos, one of the
industry's best trend spotters and a marketing/pr consultant, who
walked the recent Stationery show for us.)
Most exhibitors I spoke with reported low attendance and slow
business, although there were some exceptions. The reason most often
cited was the economy.
I'm seeing more crossover as scrapbooking/cardmaking looks for
business in the stationery venue; there were a number of familiar
faces from the HIA show exhibiting here, some for the first time.
This was Blumenthal/Lansing's first show with its Once Upon a Button
collection of charming button greeting cards by Steve Light. Its
Westwater division launched a fabulous "greeting bear"
collection called Pawz because, complete with a 6" stuffed
bear, choice of clothing, and phrases for the customer to customize
their own message, then pop into a mailable box.
Milestones, makers of stepping stones, introduced their Ink Print
Mats in a number of designs to capture baby's foot prints, and
Handprint Frames kits to showcase a photo and capture a handprint.
Ellison reported having a good show introducing new die cuts, and
Me
and My Big Ideas launched a new cardmaking program developed for the
stationery market with packages of beads, ribbons, stickers, cards,
and envelopes.
Pulsar, makers of handmade papers, reported good traffic and
interest in its card kits in 12 themes, attractively packaged with
cards, envelopes, glue, and unique embellishments and suggested
design ideas. EK Success introduced some great new additions,
including Tile's Play (love the name) of mosaic looking stickers,
and Stuffed Ups -- packages of small, colorful envelopes.
Continuing Trends. Simple motifs, hand made elements, simple
words and phrases, flowers and other garden designs, and
letterpress. Hand sewn cards, a theme we are seeing in scrapbooking,
was also seen here in cards from Unique Artistry.
New Trends. Cats and dogs; Anne Made had fabulous animal art
cards with a painterly folk quality, and candle collection with Aunt
Sadies. Soozan Woozan, owned by architect/painter Susan Evans,
featured watercolor cards of her cats and dogs, packaged in pretty
canvas bags. Crunchkins introduced cards for dogs -- that are edible
by the dog. (The owner of this company is a vet.) Polka dots and
pop-art-looking motifs, 50's retro, and vintage florals also
appeared in cards and wrapping paper. The Angels of Flora Celeste
introduced gorgeous cards with angel motifs featuring the pressed
petal art of Carol Poklacki. Twink featured beautiful watercolors
inspired by nature, by artist Twink Krebs LaFave.
Unique Trends. Polka Dot Greetingwear unveiled very hip
"girly" cards, each with clever sayings and the punch line
printed on the gift inside: black underwear, thong style of course.
Spitfire Girl sells box cards, each box containing a message and a
fun toy or trinket suited for the occasion.
For those who save greeting cards, Cardswell also reported a good
show with their keepsake albums to store and protect cherished
cards.
Ellie is president of Ellie Joos and Associates, a marketing/pr
consulting firm. Call 908-459-9269 or email eleapple@hotmail.com.
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HANCOCK SHOWS MODERATE GAINS
Net earnings for the quarter ended May 4 improved 10.8% to $4.1
million ($0.22/diluted share). Sales rose 3.4% to $107.6 million and
same-store sales increased 4.2%.
CEO Larry Kirk said, "The company's balance sheet is in good
condition with $4 million of cash and $17 million in outstanding
bank debt at quarter end. We are continuing to concentrate on
improving our store locations, refining our merchandise model,
appealing to a broader base of customers, and accelerating unit
growth. We've made good progress, but we believe there are further
opportunities in our existing stores, in expansion into underserved
markets, and in our distribution capabilities. We are now shipping
some product categories from the new distribution center, even as
the facility itself is being expanded. Although 2003 will be a
transition process for our distribution activities, the new facility
will provide greater operating efficiencies and will support
increased store growth for the foreseeable future."
Hancock repurchased 650,000 shares of HKF stock during the
quarter at a cost of $9 million. The company also opened seven
stores and closed six. The current store count is 431.
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JO-ANN'S: EARNINGS DROP, AS EXPECTED
Net income was $4.1 million ($0.20/diluted share), less than half
the net income ($8.7 million, $0.43) of a year ago, but within the
earnings guidance officials had released earlier. Net sales
increased 0.6% to $374.8 million and same-store sales rose 2.6%.
During the quarter the Company repurchased approximately $46
million of its 10-3/8% senior subordinated notes, leaving $77.0
million of the notes outstanding.
Officials said they expect to lose $0.15 - $0.20/diluted share in
the second quarter (historically the company's weakest), and lowered
their earnings guidance for the year from $2.45-$2.50 to
$2.00-$2.10, in part due to various write-offs and expenses.
Chair/CEO Alan Rosskamm said, "While our outlook remains
cautious for the second quarter, we remain more optimistic regarding
the second half of fiscal 2004. We believe our plans will allow us
to improve overall margins as we anniversary less challenging same-store sales and gross margin comparisons in the second half of
the year, and leverage many of the initiatives we are now putting in
place."
This quarter Jo-Ann's plans to open one traditional store and
seven superstores. The current store count is 840 traditional stores
and 77 superstores.
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EMAIL: THE QUALITY OF CHINESE PRODUCTS
(Note: In a previous issue, a manufacturer reporting on the
recent NAMTA show made a comment about poor quality artist canvas
made in China. That prompted Stan Seelig of SLS Arts to write the
following.)
All canvas that is made in China is not poor quality. The quality
is dictated by the specs that are used in manufacturing. When we
decided to introduce a private-label canvas line, we had many
options on different features that all affected the final cost. We
use a hard wood when most use soft wood. We use real ground
pigmented gesso and brush it on when most use latex paint and spray
it on. We brush out the knots when most use bleach to hide them.
Yes, some Chinese canvas is poor quality, but only if you
purchase the cheapest canvas available. The comment that "Asian
products will improve over time and as the manufacturers better
understand the American market and make adjustment" is not
accurate. If your name is on the product, you control the quality. I
sure hope the painters didn't expect a quality canvas at that price.
Instead of indicting all canvas made in China, perhaps you should
tell us who's private-label it was. -- Stanley Seelig, SLS Arts
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NEW ACCI EXHIBITORS, PT. I
(Note: The following is the first installment in our series of
new exhibitors at the ACCI show: names, booth numbers, brief
descriptions, and links to the websites. The remainder of the new
exhibitors will be highlighted in our next two issues.)
A Cherry on Top. #8209. Stickers, papers. www.acherryontop.com.
A Stamp in the Hand. #8320. Red rubber and hardwood maple stamps.
www.astampinthehand.com.
Accent Depot. #7604. Dragonfly, Fish, Balloon, Holiday/Winter
brads, Shaped Mini Brads, and Eyelet Factory Eyelets.
www.accentdepot.com.
AMCHEV. #8413. Designs, produces, or sources products for
corporations including bags, back packs, etc. Also clays, crayons,
paints, glue, etc. www.amchev.com.
Armada Art. #7705. Scissors and other essential supplies for your
school and office needs. www.armadaart.com.
Art Impressions. #8012. Rubber stamps and accessories.
www.artimpressions.com.
Artlenz/Ellison. #8920. Materials and techniques to create
artistic and whimsical embellishments for stamping, scrapping, and
crafting. www.artlenz.com.
Artwrap Pty. Ltd. #8412. Award winning greeting cards, wrapping
paper, stickers etc., under the brand names World Greetings and
Terra Nova. www.artwrap.com.au.
Baby Eyelets/Reiner Craft Corp. #8008. Eyelets and rivets.
www.babyeyelets.com.
Baskets by Gin. #7513. Handpainted, antiqued, distressed, and
paneled baskets and kits. www.basketsbygin.com.
Better Office Products. #8013. Organizers, sheet protectors, etc.
www.betteroffice.com.
Birdcage Books. #8108. Art-related games and cards.
www.birdcagebooks.com.
Bisous. #7506. Scrapbook cutouts and stickers. www.bisous.ca.
Buttons Galore. #8517. Buttons for scrapbooking and other crafts.
A division of Blumenthal/Lansing. www.morebuttons.com.
Buxton Brook Looms. #8609. Hand looms and accessories.
www.weavettes.com.
Caren's Crafts. #4310. The Scrap-N-File product lines --
organizers, totes, etc. www.scrapbooking4fun.com.
Charming Ideas. #7711. Wine charms, book marks, key chains.
www.stemwear.com.
ClearSky Publishing. #8820. The Write Words and 2,001 Top Titles
& Tips -- thoughts phrases, and poems for scrapbooks.
www.clearskypublishing.com.
The Craft Shop. #7516. Kids' craft products in a new retail
merchandising program. www.thecraftshoponline.com.
Creative Cameras. (Picturemaker). #9016. Discount Picture Makers,
"The exact same picture maker from Kodak" for far less.
www.discountpicturemaker.com.
Creative Vision Design. #3812. Stitch-A-Photo and Paint-A-Photo
for turning photos into craft projects; Gold'n Cross Stitch
ornaments, bookmarks, magnets and key chains; Filigree Bracelets;
and Tin Stitch'n. www.creativevisiondesign.net.
Crop With This. #7704. Organizers for scrapbooks.
www.cropwiththis.com.
Cross-Cuts. #8912. Dies for crafts, scrapbooking, quilting, etc.
Compatible with all machines. www.cross-cuts.com.
Cross-My-Heart Cards. #8617. Scrapbook toppers, mini toppers,
tie-ups, and frames, plus stationery and accessories.
www.crossmyheart.com.
Cut-It-Up. #7716. Die cuts, buttons, paper, embellishments,
tools, etc. www.cut-it-up.com.
DASA Ind. #7811. A 3-D look for scrapbook pages can be created
with Mini Frames, Photo/Art Pillows and Templates.
www.dimensionalscrapbooking.com.
Days Afield. #8400. Hunting-related journals and supplies.
www.sportsmans-journal.com.
Do It Yourself Network. #7911. Scrapbooking, craft, and home dec
tv programs. www.diynet.com.
Double D Rubber Stamps. #8608. A wide variety of stamps for every
occasion. www.doubledrubberstamps.com.
Earthmade Paper. #8304. A variety of styles of mulberry paper,
milled paper, textured embellishments, and other paper products.
www.earthmadepaper.com.
Embelleez. #8705. Scrapbook embellishments: wire, paper, ribbons,
brads, beads, raffia, glitter, bamboo clips, etc. www.embelleez.com.
Expression. #5322. Award-winning magazine for novice and
professional artists with projects covering a broad range of art
methods and media.. www.expressionartmagazine.com.
Eyelet Factory. #8411. Wide variety of eyelets for
scrapbooking,
crafts, etc. www.eyeletfactory.com.
Eyelets Etc. #8308. Aluminum eyelets full line of tools,
including hole punches, setters and hammers. www.eyelets-etc.com.
Fiber Scraps. #7713. Fiber piecing kits for 3-D scrapbook
embellishments. www.fiberscraps.com.
Finger Gloves By Paean Veritas. #8620. Finger Gloves are
heavy-duty, reusable natural latex rubber that conforms to any
chosen finger. www.fingergloves.com.
Foofala. #8112. Scrapbooking/paper craft products, including
paper, vintage-style and typewriter-style letters, vintage labels,
etc. www.foofala.com.
Fun Facts Publishing. #4259. Books, seminars, consulting on how
to profit from scrapbooking (and an excellent newsletter).
www.funfactspublishing.com.
Funky Fibers. #7921. Embellishment fibers for scrapbooks,
stamping, cardmaking, collage, and more. www.funkyfibers.com.
Gold Crest. #804. Musical frames, photo keepsake boxes, Clip-on
lights, porcelain eggs. www.goldcrestinc.com.
Grafix. #4117. Plastic films and creative products for crafts,
art, design, graphics, etc. www.grafixarts.com.
Hanna's Handiworks. #7607. Handcrafted merchandise including
everyday, autumn, Halloween, and holiday merchandise.
www.hannashandiworks.com.
Heidi Grace Designs. #7809. Foldouts, stickers, papers, and
letters for creative, interactive scrapbooking. www.heidigrace.com.
Hewlett-Packard. #5424. The computer giant, offering computers,
scanners, printers, digital photography, and more. www.hp.com.
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CLN'S ONLINE PRODUCT PREVIEW
Summer trade show exhibitors who wish to have descriptions and
photos of their new products displayed on the "New
Products" section of our website should email mike@clnonline.com
or call 309-925-5593 for information on how to email the material.
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RANDOM NOTES, RANDOM THOUGHTS
Friday Reuters reported: "While an increasing number of
companies are warning that the flu-like Severe Acute Respiratory
Syndrome has hurt their earnings in Asia, some are also citing the
cost benefits of travel bans and the use of technology in boosting
efficiency."
I think a number of companies will discover that they can do
without so many expensive trips to the Orient. It's another example
of how dangerous it is to have your customers learn they can do
without you, no matter how briefly.
Years ago, a very successful craft company built a new building,
packed up everything onto trucks, and moved, only to have local
officials stop them from moving in until some building code
violations were fixed. For a month the entire company was in trucks
in the parking lot while the owners frantically brought the building
up to code.
No craft business was conducted for a month. During that time,
retailers learned to do without -- and the company's business was
never the same.
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MISCELLANEOUS NEWS
ACCI. Check the website, www.accicrafts.org, to
a) preregister
for the July 18-20 show and sign up for classes and workshops, which
are filling up quickly; b) to read the new, free online newsletter,
News & Views; and c) to learn about business speaker Doug Hall's
special "Marketing Boot Camp" opportunities for retailers
and vendors in Sept., Nov., and Dec.
RESIGNATIONS. CLN has heard but couldn't confirm that Amy Parker
resigned at Michaels ... Exec. Director Bob Rowell resigned from
NAMTA. Kathryn Coffee takes over as the senior manager. Rowell is
the third industry-related association executive director to resign
in the last six months.
SHOWS. As expected, attendance at the Hong Kong gift and
housewares shows was waaay down, thanks to the SARS scare. Sponsors
of the hastily scheduled Hong Kong Houseware Fair and the Hong Kong
Gifts & Premium Fair July 23-26 expect attendance to be much
better.
CHANGES. The Horizon Group, which includes Horizon Ribbon and
Hirschberg Schutz promoted Ray Bialick from CFO to President. He
replaces Bob Rudman who, we've heard, resigned to return to retail
-- the Dollar Tree chain where he'll be reunited with another former
Michaels exec, Bob Sasser.
SCRAPBOOKING. CLN has heard that at least one of Michaels'
Recollections scrapbook stores is close to being ready for a soft
opening -- in Frisco, TX. The next will open in Dallas by the end of
the summer. We've also heard the the staff will be scrapbookers who
have been taught retailing, rather than retailers who learned
scrapbooking -- a smart move. Michaels officials had not confirmed
the story by CLN's deadline.
AWARD. Malinda and Jim Johnston received Honorary Lifetime
Memberships from the North American Quilling Guild for their
contributions to quilling. Malinda was the founder of Lake City
Craft, a quilling manufacturer, which she recently sold. The next
meeting of the Guild will be in Plymouth, MA, in May, 2004. To learn
more, visit www.naqg.org.
ROLODEX. New home for Crafters Home: 1725 W. Williams Dr., Ste
10, Phoenix, AZ 85027. 623-780-1333; 623-780-1302. The toll-free #,
800-486-3534, remains the same.
DUCKWALL-ALCO. Net earnings for the quarter ended May 4 increased
5% to $558,000. Sales rose 5.6% to $100.2 million, but same-store
sales rose only 0.3%. The current store count is 263. Look for 8 new
ALCO stores to open in the current fiscal year.
ACCI. The House That Crafts Built now has six building sponsors,
Making Memories, Delta, Duncan, Plaid, Michaels, and
Walnut Hollow.
The House will be featured at the ACCI show next month.
TV. A new PBS series, America Quilts Creatively, uplinks to
stations July 6. Hosted by Karen Good and Sue Hausmann, it's
designed to air directly after America Sews. Sponsors include Pfaff,
Hewlett Packard, Sulky, Rowenta, The Warm Co., Brandy's, Jo-Ann's,
Lazy Girl Designs, June Tailor, Cactus Punch, and Electric Quilt.
Call your local station and ask for it.
BOARDS. ACCI and HIA are accepting nominations for people to
serve three-year terms on their boards of directors beginning in
January. For an ACCI nomination form, email Mark Bennett at mbennett@offinger.com.
Nominations must be in by July 1. For HIA forms, email membership@hobby.org
or look in the next issue of Horizons. The deadline's Aug. 1.
WE GOOFED. In our last issue we said that Lily Chin, the
"World's Fastest Crocheter," had knitted a sweater for
David Letterman during one of his recent shows. Oops! As Rita Weiss
wrote: "Why would she knit a sweater for Dave? No one could
knit a sweater in an hour. Now crocheting is another story. The
crocheters of America have been mishandled and abused for too long.
We will rise up and stab you with our crochet hooks!!! You'll be
sorry. Next to a batch of angry crocheters, I'll tackle a rhino
anytime!"
STOCK. Jo-Ann's wants to reclassify its two classes of common
shares into one voting class and will hold a shareholders' meeting
in August to vote on the proposal. Jo-Ann's also announced it is
searching for two independent board candidates to replace Betty
Rosskamm and Alma Zimmerman, members since 1967, who become Emeritus
board members.
CONDOLENCES. Our very deepest sympathies to the family of Marilyn
Schwankoff who passed away recently from cancer. Marilyn, formerly
of Walter Foster and AMACO, was one of the best liked and respected
people in the industry. A memorial fund is being established in
Marilyn's honor. Until details are completed, cards and letters may
be sent to her parents, Mr. and Mrs. George Schwankoff, 779 Regina
Ct., Woodstock, IL 60098.
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BUSINESS PROFILES
Each issue of CLN contains one profile of an industry-related
company. The purpose is to give readers a history of the company,
its leaders, and the types of products/services the company
provides. The profile remains online in the Business Profile
Archives for a year and each time the company is mentioned in
subsequent issues, a link to the profile is included. The companies
profiled thus far:
Service Suppliers: Corporate Finance Associates (mergers/acquistions),
TradeWinds (importing), Images (pr/marketing), and Next Level
Marketing (product development/pr/marketing).
Retailers: Wal-Mart
Manufacturers: Accu-Cut, Jack Dempsey
Needle Art, Walnut Hollow, Krylon, MagEyes, Armada Art, Plaid,
FloraCraft, Ellison Craft & Design, PSX, Prym-Dritz, BagWorks,
and Yaley.
Trade groups: ACCI, Society of Craft Designers, and Art Glass
Assn.
To learn more about how your company can be profiled in CLN, call
Mike Hartnett at 309-925-5593 or email mike@clnonline.com.
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THE CREATIVE NETWORK: JOB
OPENINGS
To see a sampling of the current job openings and to contact The
Creative Network, click on the "Jobs" button in the left
hand column.
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THE CLN RETAIL INDEX
A. C. Moore (ACMR). Last*: 17.04 ... Change**: +.81
Hancock
Fabrics (HKF). Last*: 14.48 ... Change**: +0.18
Jo-Ann Stores (JAS.A)
[a]. Last*: 22.72 ... Change**: +0.92
Michaels (MIK). Last*: 37.61
... Change**: +4.36
Rag Shops (RAGS). Last*: 3.44 ... Change**:
+0.09
Wal-Mart (WMT). Last*: 52.61 ... Change**: -0.31
CLN Retail
Index. Last*: 147.90 ... Change**: +4.3%
Dow Jones Index. Last*:
8,850.26 ... Change**: +2.0%
*May 30 ** from May 16 [a] voting share Prices are exclusive of
dividends
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FROM THE MOUTHS OF BABES....
(Note: There are numerous former teachers in our industry. Here
are a few stories making the rounds on the Internet that may remind
them of why they left teaching -- or why they miss it.)
1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The
teacher said it was impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because, even though it's a large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl said Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated,
the teacher reiterated that it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask
Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
2. A kindergarten teacher walked around her class to watch them
draw. When she came to one little girl who was working diligently,
she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God
looks like."
Without missing a beat or even looking up, the girl replied,
"They will in a minute."
3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments
with her five- and six-year- olds. After explaining "Honor thy
Father and thy Mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment
that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Immediately one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,
"Thou shall not kill."
4. The children had been photographed, and the teacher was
persuading them to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think
how nice it will be to look at it when you are grown up and say,
There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer, or That's Michael, he's a
doctor."
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's
the teacher. She's dead."
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REMINDERS
1. For more information on how your business
can be the subject of a "Business Profile" or have
products/photos included in the CLN's
Online Product Preview, call Mike Hartnett at 309-925-5593 or email mike@clnonline.com
2. Paid subscribers are invited to have their
website evaluated by Lynn Carlisle of Carlisle
Communications. She'll check the site and provide a
confidential assessment and suggestions for improvement. Just email mike@clnonline.com
or ljc@carlislecommunications.com.
3. If you want a hard-copy of this issue, click
on "Printer Friendly version".
4. If your company is a paid subscriber, everyone
in the main office is welcome to register, free. Just click on
"Current Subscribers Click Here To Register."
5. If you want to recommend CLN
to a friend, use the "Tell Your Friends" box on the home
page.
6. Creative Leisure
News is published on the first and third Mondays of each
month. Your next issue will be Monday, June 23.
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