COMMENTARY: Price Will
Be More Important
Oil prices climbed to record highs above $67 a barrel on Friday;
that's a 51% increase since the start of the year. A new poll
conducted for the Associated Press and America Online News found
that 64% of those polled think gas prices will cause money problems
for them in the next six months; that's up from 51% in April.
In other words, price will become an even more important factor
in consumers' buying decisions. It's time to emphasize once again
that making Halloween costumes and decorations and Christmas
presents and cards can save money over buying readymades.
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NEW COLUMNS THIS ISSUE
Memory, Paper &
Stamps. Why aren't independents more
"loyal" to the small vendors who support them? An
independent tells why.
Designing
Perspectives. How does a manufacturer find the
right freelance designer? With the Society of Creative Designers'
educational seminar coming up, the answer is easy.
"Vinny Da Vendor". How do we grow the scrapbook
category? Simple, savvy advice and an optimistic view of the effect
digital photography will have.
Legal Q. & A. Kandi Corp. files suit against Creative
Crystal Co., Lucia Reid, and Haute Mode Inc.
Others. If you missed them earlier, Business Wise tells
the 25-year-old saga of a non-crafter finally getting hooked and
becoming an enthusiast ... Kate's Collage is a newspaper editor's
discovery of scrapbooking ... "Benny Da Buyer" is an
analysis of a small vendor's business demise; what went wrong and
who's to blame ... Category Reports contains highlights of the Home
Sewing Assn.'s new size of industry study ... Scene & Heard
analyzes the bead market and the recent Button&Bead show
... New Trade Show
Exhibitors: last call to check the new exhibitors
at the recent CHA Summer Show ... Tech Topics shows how one
industry company handled the nightmare of a hacker breaking into its
website.
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TAKE THE CLN POLL: THE EFFECT OF OIL PRICES
Has the rising price of oil and gas affected your sales? Has it
eaten into your profits? Do you think it will? Judging by the
results of the CLN Retail Index, Wall Street certainly things
it will. To vote, click on Industry Polls in the right-hand column
or click HERE.
CLN
POLL: RATING THE CHA SUMMER SHOW
Buyers. 8.3% thought the exhibits/products were
"excellent"; 25.0% rated them "very good"; 41.7%
said they were "good"; 25.0% said "fair"; and no
one rated them as "poor."
The workshops and seminars did
not fare as well. A whopping 53.8% did not participate. No one thought they were "excellent";
8.3% rated them "very good"; 25% said they were
"good"; 8.3% said "fair"; and no one rated them as
"poor."
As for
returning to the show in 2006, one third said "yes," 16.7%
said "no," and half of the voters said they were not sure.
Exhibitors. 18.2% said the buyers' response to the
vendors' booths/products was "excellent"; 40.9% said it
was "very good"; 9.1% thought the response was
"good"; 27.3% rated it "fair", and 4.6% said it
was "poor".
Almost 41% plan to exhibit at the 2006 Summer Show;
13.6% will not exhibit again; and 45.5% are not sure.
NEW JO-ANN'S SCRAPBOOK LINE CAUSES STIR
Jo-Ann's has introduced a line of scrapbook products that
appears to be under the brand name of Creating Keepsakes magazine,
but it is not quite as it seems.
Dave O'Neill, VP/Group Publisher of Primedia, the
publisher of Creating Keepsakes, Simple Scrapbooks, Craftrends,
and other industry-related magazines, explained:
"There was a mistake made in the execution of a Creating
Keepsakes licensing program that resulted in the products being
released to Joann's that appear to be produced by Creating
Keepsakes. We regret this mistake, are taking immediate actions
to ensure it is not repeated, and apologize to our industry partners
for any consumer confusion this may temporarily cause.
"Creating Keepsakes has two licensing programs,"
Dave added. "First, a program for editorial based kits and
organizational items. Second, a CK/OK program. This
designation is offered to any manufacturer that passes our archival
guidelines and receives the right to have a CK/OK designation
on their packaging and advertising. It is in this second licensing
program that the mistake occurred. Products were shipped to Jo-Ann's
that had the CK/OK designation but did not have appropriate
labeling of the manufacturer – therefore creating a CK/OK
approved product.
"The CK/OK products were to carry the Scrappin'
Creations brand which had earned the CK/OK certification.
CK/OK is and will continue to be available to all
manufacturers who pass the archival guidelines. In no way was the CK/OK
designation supposed to intimate that these products were Creating
Keepsakes branded products. I sincerely apologize to our
industry partners that this distinction is not apparent in the
current execution and we are working to get this fixed ASAP."
"The product launch was coordinated through the Primedia
licensing division in Los Angeles," Dave continued, "and we are now
working with this division to get this issue resolved immediately. We are very sensitive about protecting the
Creating Keepsakes brand – an important element of which is our
relationship with the manufacturing and retail community – and
we're extremely upset about the perceived conflicts."
When the first news of the line became public, one very
influential independent said, "Have you seen the ads for Creating
Keepsakes magazine and the new line of products as an exclusive
to Jo-Ann's? My only point here is that CK has sold itself as
an 'independent' supplier and builder of the memory aspect of the
industry. Jo-Ann's action I have no issue with – only the dialog
you have been publishing about the reliability of what vendors say
and the support they get from the independent part of the industry
as a result – and then something like this."
A well known designer wrote, "You probably have heard about
this already, but I received a flyer in the mail from Jo-Ann's
featuring 'Creating Keepsakes Scrapbook Essentials.' It's a tote
full of supplies including a paper trimmer and scissors (they were
pictured). I wonder how CK/Primedia would feel if EK or Fiskars
(for example) started their own magazines.
"I could understand it if it was done under Lisa Bearnson's
name; she has definitely branded herself well for scrapbooking, but
for a publishing company.... Things have really changed these past
few years. I just wonder how far it will go."
MICHAELS ATTEMPTS TO ATTRACT NEW SCRAPPERS
Each of Michaels' 870 stores will host a Scrapbook Discovery
Day Aug. 27 from 1-5 pm. The four-hour event offers an
interactive experience for beginner scrapbookers and card-makers
with free activities, including four make-it take-it activities and
five demonstrations. Customers can also win a gift basket filled
with scrapbook and papercraft supplies.
Products in the make-it/take-its include the new Scotch Brand
Keepsake Box and Quick-Dry Tacky Adhesive, The Paper
House stickers, Ultra ShapeXpress Cutting Tool by Fiskars,
ProvoCraft's Coluzzle Cutting System, Tombow Adhesive,
and papers from Hot Off the Press.
The demonstrations will feature Grafix Transparent
Vellums and Strathmore Picture Frame Cards, Generations
Adhesive Mulberry Papers, Thomas the Tank Engine stickers
from
Sandylion, Me & My Big Ideas School Kids stickers,
Sharon Ann Collection of Baby Papers, and the Xyron 900 Repositionable Adhesive.
(Comment: Kudos to Michaels for this effort to attract new
consumers to scrapbooking and papercrafts. Scrapbook and craft
stores of all sizes should sponsor similar events. It's ironic, in
one sense, however. A store need not simply emphasize new products;
novices don't know if a product is new or old.)
Michaels is also sponsoring a Free Family Event at all
stores on Saturday, Sept. 17. Decoart, Scotch Brand,
and Darice are co-sponsors. Kids will be designing
Halloween-themed marshmallow foam characters.
JULY SALES: NOT GOOD FOR MOST
The hot weather and possibly high gas prices cooled off sales for
many retailers, including many in our industry. "The
expectations for this month were high, but so far I would
characterize the results as slightly disappointing," said Gint
Rimas, a Thomson Financial analyst, to CBS MarketWatch.
Jo-Ann's same-store sales slipped 1.5% while overall sales
rose 2.9% to $117.4 million. For the quarter, sales increased 3.5%
to $383.8 million, but same-store sales were down 0.5%. So for the
first two quarters combined, sales are up 3.7% and same-store sales
are up 0.1%.
Because of softer than anticipated sales for the quarter and
particularly in July, company execs now expect the quarter's loss to
be $0.22-$0.24 when results are announced today; the previous
estimate was a $0.10-$0.15 loss. The company also lowered its
full-year earnings guidance to $1.65-$1.75 due to the second
quarter's results and lower expectations for the second half of the
fiscal year. Execs are still expecting same-store sales to grow 3-4%
in the second half, particularly in the third quarter, but increased
store opening/closing costs will hurt results by approximately
$0.12/share.
Among the discounters, Wal-Mart U.S. stores' same-store
sales rose 4.2% and Sam's Club's were up 5.1%. Overall,
Wal-Mart's same-store increase was 4.4%. Wal-Mart continues to
increase its overall sales by $1-2 billion every month, but again Target's
same-store sales were better, up 5.5%.
Hancock's same-store sales fell 7.9%; overall sales
slipped 7.5% to $26 million. For the second quarter, same-store
sales are down 8.1% and overall sales 7.2% to $83.3 million. Year to
date, same-store sales are off 7.5% and overall sales are down 7.1%
to $181.1 million.
Others: Bombay, - 3.0% ... Big Lots, - 0.6% ... BJ's
Wholesale, + 4.7% ... Costco, +5.0% ... CVS, +5.1% ... Dollar
General, +3.1% ... Duckwall-Alco, +5.2% ... Factory Card &
Party, +0.6% ... Family Dollar, -1.6% ... Pier 1 Imports -7.7% ...
Rite Aid, +0.8% ... ShopKo, -4.9% ... Walgreen, +5.9%.
MICHAELS: A STRONG QUARTER
Michaels reported second-quarter sales rose 9.2% to $745.5
million, and same-store sales rose 4.2%, thanks to a 2.4% increase
in average ticket, a 1.4% increase in transactions, and a 0.4%
increase in custom frame deliveries.
Year-to-date sales have risen 11.2% to $1.567 billion and
same-store sales are up 6.1%; transactions are up 3.2%; the average
ticket is up 2.4%, custom frame deliveries are up 0.5%, and a
favorable Canadian currency translation added approximately 0.4% to
the average ticket.
President/CEO Michael Rouleau attributed the strong performance
to higher in-stock positions, stronger sales of regular price
merchandise, and improved merchandising execution.
Rouleau said the Pacific, Southwest, and Southeast zones
same-store sales rose 6%, while the weather held the increase in the
Northern, Mid-Atlantic, and Northeast zones to 1%. The top
departments were Jewelry & Beading, Paper-crafting, Foam, and
Yarn. (Comment: CLN believes this is the first time in recent
memory that jewelry/beading was named a top category.)
Michaels re-iterated its expectation that the second quarter's
diluted earnings/share would be $0.20-$0.22, up from $0.19 a year
ago, thanks to income growing 25-30%. There will be additional costs
associated with the early redemption of its senior notes. Same-
store sales are still expected to rise 3-5% in the second half of
the year and fiscal year earning to increase 25-30% over last year's
$1.45.
A CRAFT RETAIL LANDMARK CLOSES
The Ben Franklin store in Peoria Heights, IL is closing.
The store has been a family-run institution in the Peoria area since
1939, but now owners Jerry and Marie Hoerr are retiring. The store
was the epitome of a full-line, family-run craft store – narrow
aisles, shelves crammed with merchandise – and offered just about
everything. A Peoria Journal Star columnist called it
"The Store That Time Forgot."
The chains moved in – Michaels, Jo-Ann's, Hancock, Wal-Mart,
Hobby Lobby, and Jeffrey Alans – and the Hoerrs saw their sales
drop 25%; but that's not why they're closing, Jerry, 74, told the Peoria
Journal Star. "We want to be free of the whole thing and
not be under any time constraints."
"The store has become a virtual landmark, providing
generations of customers with nostalgic memories of the good old
days of retailing," the Journal Star wrote in a
front-page article. But the Hoerrs believe times are changing.
"Crafts have dried off," Marie told the Journal Star.
"People aren't doing it as much. The smaller stores are really
hurting. It's a dying business."
UPDATE: HEALTH INSURANCE LEGISLATION
As CLN reported earlier, Congress is considering
legislation that would allow companies to buy health insurance
through trade associations. On the surface, it appears to be an
excellent idea, but may not be as beneficial as it first appears.
Consider if the legislation passes:
1. A trade association makes a deal with a health
insurance company X to offer insurance to its members for what
appears to be a reasonable price. But the price is reasonable
because X made deals with certain hospitals and doctor groups. They
become X's "preferred providers" and the insurance only
pays if the consumer receives treatment from these preferred
providers.
That may be fine for association members in Peoria, because the
Peoria hospitals and doctors are preferred providers. But not so
good for the association member in Poughkeepsie because the local
hospital there is not a preferred provider.
Another fly in the ointment was described by a health insurance
exec: Lack of critical mass. Because trade association members of
all sizes are scattered over multiple states, it is difficult to
negotiate favorable rates with hospitals and doctors when there
isn't substantial patient numbers in any defined geographical area.
2. In that case, perhaps Poughkeepsie businesses of all
sorts can form a Poughkeepsie trade association and find a health
insurance company that will negotiate favorable rates with the
Poughkeepsie medical establishment. Sounds good, but as time passes,
individual companies looking as usual to boost their profits may opt
out of the system if they have a healthy workforce. Then the
association will consist of companies whose members use the
insurance often and for expensive treatment. That will result in
higher rates.
Still, the legislation probably is not a bad idea, but it won't
be a panacea. CLN will continue to monitor the legislation as
it wends its way through Congress.
CRAFTY THINGS MOTHERS DO – AND WANT TO DO
Playthings reports that the latest Toy Tracker Survey from
the research firm Funosophy, tracked 200 mothers of kids 3-5 years
old. The survey ask them what activities interested them.
"Interested In For Myself Only": Scrapbooking, 31% ...
Yarn and Needle Crafts ... 22% ... Beads, 4% ... Tie-Dye ... 3% ...
Sketching/Drawing/Coloring ... 2% ... Painting/Watercolors ... 2%
... Craft Kits with Mixed Materials ... 1%.
"Interested In To Do with My Child Only":
Sketching/Drawing/Coloring, 48% ... Painting/Watercolors, 47% ...
Edible Crafts (with food), 34% ... Beads, 33% ... Crafts with Mixed
Materials, 33% ... Tie-Dye, 25% ... Yarn and Needle Crafts, 11% ...
Scrapbooking, 4%.
To order the complete study, visit www.funosophy.com/Research.asp.
RANDOM NOTES, RANDOM THOUGHTS
1. In the last issue I described the sad decline of
plastic canvas as a category. If you'd like to see how lovely
plastic canvas projects can be, check the work of veteran designer
Joan Green. Visit www.joangreendesigns.com.
2. In Miscellaneous News you'll read about a new bead show
in Orlando next month. If it's anything like the Bead&Button show
held in Milwaukee in June, it will be an eye opener to most industry
people. From what I saw, the bead category is MUCH larger than you
would think if you looked only at the craft trade shows, trade
magazines, and stores.
Here's a category with no trade shows or trade magazines and only
a fair presence in our stores – and is doing just fine, thank you.
3. In the previous issue I mentioned that 2.27 million
entries pop up when I typed "scrapbooking" in Google. An
alert reader pointed out that if you type in "candle
making," you get 2.41 million entries and "soap
making" will give you 6.14 million entries.
4. Some housekeeping: Every time an issue goes online,
about a half dozen people contact me because they forgot their
password, or it doesn't seem to work. Rather than contact me, then
have to wait for me to respond, click on "Trouble With Your
Password?" in the right-hand column. The computer will
immediately email the info to you.
And almost always the problem is the subscriber forgot that the
picky computer is case sensitive. In other words, if I registered
Mike as a password, the computer won't later accept MIKE or mike.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS: WAL-MART
LAWSUITS. Last week Wal-Mart appealed a court decision
that turned a sex discrimination suit brought by six former and
current employees into a class-action suit. If the appeal is denied,
as many as 1.6 million former and current female employees could be
involved, making it the largest sex discrimination suit in U.S.
history.
CONSTITUTION. The American Civil Liberties union has come
to the aid of many a minority, and now it's helping ... Wal-Mart.
The Yelm, WA town council is debating allowing Wal-Mart to build a
store in the town of 4,500, but has banned the word
"Wal-Mart" and the phrase "big-box store" from
being used in council meetings. The ACLU is objecting to what
clearly appears to be a violation of the First Amendment.
ENVIRONMENT. Wal-Mart opened its first environmentally
friendly store in Texas. It includes a 120-ft. tall wind turbine
that will produce about 5% of the store's energy and a rainwater
harvesting pond designed to provide 95% of the water, Forbes
reported.
PROTESTS. The Wake Up Wal-Mart group sponsored
protests against the retailer in 24 states. Named "Send
Wal-Mart Back to School," the campaign is being supported by
the country's two largest teacher groups, the American Federation of
Teachers and the National Education Assn. The group was complaining
about low wages paid to Wal-Mart employees.
PRICES, I. In a long interview with USA Today,
Wal-Mart CEO Lee Scott outlined strategies for improving the
company's performance. Its monthly same-store sales haven't
increased more than Target's since May, 2004 and the stock
has languished while Target stock has risen 31% in the past year.
Much of the article was typical CEO-speak; the company will work
harder, improve merchandising, etc., etc. but Scott said they would
start offering higher-ticket items to attract wealthier customers. (Comment:
Wal-Mart may have learned that lesson by its success selling
some of the new yarns that are pricier than the traditional basics.)
PRICES, II. Commenting on Wal-Mart's plan to attract more
affluent customers, Chicago Sun Times business columnist.
Lewis Lazar wrote, "To succeed, Wal-Mart is going to have to
tweak the rather unadorned image it has cultivated in ad campaigns
to date. The first attempts at an image shift can be seen in the new
back-to-school advertising from Wal-Mart agency of record GSD&M
.... These spots may represent a small step forward in revamping
Wal-Mart's marketing image. But the retailer and GSD&M will
either have to commit fully to a major and memorable overhaul, or
else go back to the basics that have worked so well for Wal-Mart for
so long."
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS
BEADS. The first Bead & Art Glass Fest will
held at the Orlando Convention Center Sept. 30 – Oct. 2, sponsored
by Offinger Management and Bead Unique magazine. There
will be a wide variety of classes for both bead and glass
enthusiasts taught by well known glass and bead instructors, plus
special trade-only hours and business seminars. Education starts
Sept. 29. For info on attending or exhibiting, visit www.beadandartglassfest.com,
call 740-452-4541, or email beadandartglassfest@offinger.com.
MEDIA. Paperpourri is a new e-zone published
quarterly on CD-ROM for paper crafters. Each issue will include
project tutorials, techniques, ideas, and art. Projects include
decorative boxes, mini shrines, art dolls, altered playing cards,
wall art, visual journals, greeting cards, etc. Projects are
typically created with rubber stamps and other products provided by
sponsors. A single issue is $8; a 4-issue subscription is $28. For
more, email Carole at carole@tuliphillstudio.com,
call 540-987-8566, or visit www.paperpourri.com.
CROCHET. Designer Lisa Gentry was recognized by The
Guinness World Records as the "World's Fastest Crocheter."
To learn more and see Lisa's work, visit www.caneyladyscreations.com.
SHOWS. MemoryTrends was named one of 50 fastest
growing trade shows in North America by Tradeshow Week. The
show has grown from 34,100 net sq. ft. in 2002 to 88,500 net sq.ft.
in 2004. The 2005 show, presented by Craftrends, is Oct.
10-12 in Las Vegas. For info, visit www.memorytrends.com.
BOOKS. Twice a year the Library Journal publishes a
craft bestseller list, the titles most in demand by libraries and
bookstores from Baker & Taylor nationwide. To see the list
published in the July 27 issue, visit www.libraryjournal.com/article/CA622682.html.
Interweave Press and Sterling had the most bestsellers
in the top 20 – four each. The top two were Stitch 'n Bitch:
The Knitter's Handbook and Stitch 'n Bitch Nation, both
by Debbie Stoller and published by Workman. Knit/crochet had
13 titles in the top 20, followed by paper/scrapbooking with 4.
PAINTING. The Decorative Painter, the magazine
published by the Society of Decorative Painters, won a 2005 Apex
Award for publication excellence sponsored by Communications
Concepts, a trade group for professional communicators. There were
5,000+ entries, and it's the third year in a row the magazine has
won. To place an ad, call Sara Perkins at 316-269-9300, ext. 111, or
email sara@decorativepainters.org.
Advertising is also available for business members in SDP's Chapter
Happenings e-zine. And booth reservations are being taken for
the annual Conference/Expo June 8-10 in Nashville. Call
Yvonne at ext. 109 or email yvonne@decorativepainters.org.
KNITTING. The August 1 issue of Newsweek includes
an article, "Talking Dirty on your iPod," about
pornography on "podcasts," and suggests as an alternative KnitCast,
a podcast about knitting. Visit www.knitcast.com.
TAXES. Nine states and the District of Columbia are doing
away with the sales tax on back-to-school shopping, USA Today reported.
Often these programs are tax neutral, reports the National Retail
Federation. While shopping for tax-free items, consumers also buy
other taxable products, too.
TECHNOLOGY. Staples unveiled a new service for small
businesses needing help with digital technology. (Don't we all?) The
Easy Mobile Tech program will send a technician to a
customer's home/office for computer repairs, setting up new
systems/software, etc. Prices for a house call start at $99.99.
ENVIRONMENT. Strathmore’s owner, Mohawk Paper Mills,
made the U.S. EPA's Top 25 list of the largest "green
power" purchasers who buy or generate enough renewable energy
to power 157,000+ homes, reported MacPherson's ArtiFax.
INTERNET. The ongoing interest in home
improvements/decorating is evidenced by the latest A.C. Nielsen/NetRatings
report. The HGTV network experienced the largest increase, with
visits climbing 39% to 3.9 million from 2.8 million a year earlier.
Art.com rose 33% and DIY Network was up 27%. Ebay Crafts had 3.5
million visits.
INTERNET. California's 1st District Court of Appeals ruled
Borders must collect sales tax for sales made in that state even
though Borders does not fulfill Internet orders in California. Could
this be an omen of the time when all e-commerce transactions will
require sales tax?
QUOTATION. "In school you learn the lesson, then you
take the test. In life, you take the test, then you learn the lesson" – Rev. Jesse
Jackson
NEWSPAPERS. The Virginian-Pilot published a profile
of Bob Sasser, former exec for Michaels and now the CEO for Dollar
Tree. Since Sasser joined the company in 1999, it has more than
doubled its number of stores, to 2,800+ and sales have increased
150%. (Comment: And given Bob's background, you can bet he
and another ex-Michaels exec, DT's Bob Rudman, will keep a close eye
on our industry, particularly scrapbooking.)
STOCK. Michaels repurchased an additional 457,900 shares
of the company's common stock during the second quarter of fiscal
2005 under its stock repurchase plans. Since the end of the quarter,
Michaels repurchased an additional 34,100 shares. As of Aug. 4,
under its repurchase plans, the company is authorized to repurchase
approximately 2.95 million additional shares plus shares repurchased
with proceeds from the future exercise of options under the
company's 2001 general stock option plan.
LOOKING TO HIRE. Northeast-based 40-year-old
trimming/craft manufacturer looking for a seasoned sales/marketing
rep. Must have regional/national contacts w/proven track record
w/the industry chains. Excellent package for the right person. For
more info, email Mike Hartnett in confidence at mike@clnonline.com.
CORRECTION. We published an incorrect URL for one the new CHA
Summer Show exhibitors. Visit www.violettestickers.com
to see Violette Stickers' line of lovely stickers.
THE CREATIVE NETWORK: JOB OPENINGS
To see the latest listings by the only personnel recruitment firm
specializing in our industry, click on Jobs in the left-hand column
or click HERE.
THE CLN RETAIL INDEX
A. C. Moore (ACMR). Last*: 26.05 ... Change**: -2.68
Hancock Fabrics (HKF). Last*: 6.33 ... Change**: -0.57
Jo-Ann Stores (JAS). Last*: 24.26 ... Change**: -3.26
Michaels (MIK). Last*: 37.97 ... Change**: -3.03
Wal-Mart (WMT). Last*: 48.70 ... Change**: -0.65
CLN Retail Index. Last*: 143.31 ... Change**: -.6.6%
Dow Jones Index. Last*: 10,600.31 ... Change**: -0.04%
*August 12 ** from July 29 Prices are exclusive of dividends
A BLONDE'S REVENGE
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a flight
from L.A. to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a
fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she
politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists. He explains how the game works. "I ask
you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and
vice-versa."
Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will
easily win the match, so he makes another offer. "If you don't
know the answer, you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500."
The blonde figures there will be no end to this torment unless
she plays, so she agrees.
The lawyer asks, "What's the distance from the Earth to the
moon?"
The blonde reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill,
and hands it to the lawyer. Then she asks the lawyer "What goes
up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer is puzzled. He uses his laptop to search for
references. He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches
the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends emails to
his coworkers and friends. No luck. After an hour, he gives up. He
wakes the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to
sleep.
The lawyer, who is going nuts trying to figure it out, wakes the
blonde and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs
and comes down with four?"
The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes
back to sleep.
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