COMMENTARY: A New Wave
of Craft Retailing
The aftermath of Katrina overshadows many other important issues
these days. Nevertheless, if there is one thing you read in this
issue besides the Katrina news, read "Benny Da Buyer."
It's an interview with Jan Stephenson, a co-founder/owner of Spark
Craft Studios. This store may very well be at the forefront of a
new wave of craft retailing urban, hip, and with an
understanding of the importance of the consumer's need for
community. I think it's the most thought-provoking article CLN
has published in a long, long time.
NEW COLUMNS THIS ISSUE
"Benny
Da Buyer". Spark Craft Studios is the most unique
retail store CLN has seen in years with food for thought
for every retailer, large or small.
"Vinny
Da Vendor". The story of how one industry company,
faced with declining sales in its specialty, made a radical change
in its business.
Memory,
Paper & Stamps. An interview with Shane Cullimore, owner
of Crafters Home. Shane's analysis of the changing nature of
scrapbook retailing should be food for thought for everyone involved
in the category.
Kate's
Collage. Industry veteran Brenda Lugannani wrote to friends
citing specific ways we can all help Katrina's victims. CLN
sent the letter to subscribers in an email newsbrief earlier this
month. In case you missed it, here it is again.
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CLN
POLL: KATRINA AND YOUR
BUSINESS
The industry is worried about Katrina's effect. A whopping 42.3%
believe Katrina will have a serious effect on their business, and
another 8% think it will have a serious effect on their sales and
profits. The remaining half of the voters think it will have a
slight effect. No one said it will not affect their business.
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CLEVER WAYS TO HELP KATRINA
VICTIMS
It figures that a creative industry would find creative ways to
help Katrina victims. In addition to company donations, matching
dollars, shipping product across the country, etc., some industry
companies have developed other, innovative ways to assist and
comfort those in need.
Any Leisure Arts employee can take three paid days off to
help with relief efforts. This could include helping family members
who have been affected, volunteering to help with the Red Cross,
working at a shelter, etc.
Interweave Press is auctioning on eBay the models
from many of its best-selling books and magazines and donating the
proceeds. The auction continues through Sept. 26 and the items can
be seen at www.interweave.com.
The auctions are part of eBay's Giving Works program, a
marketplace for supporting worthy causes.
Tall Mouse is working with local churches on relocated
families in southern California. (Comment: since Katrina
victims are being relocated from Gulf-area shelters to cities around
the country, it makes sense for industry companies to contact their
local churches and groups.)
Mississippi Paper Arts just finished a 24-hour
Stamp-A-Thon as part of USArtQuest's We Care card art
kit program. Visit www.usartquest.com
and www.mississippipaperarts.com.
Wal-Mart has set up a gift registry at stores and online
at www.walmart.com.
In four days more than 1,300 Hurricane Katrina victims have signed
up for items they need and friends/families can enter the name of a
storm victim and select the items they wish to purchase. Items
purchased online can be shipped directly to the recipient; items
purchased at stores must be shipped by the sender. The retailer has
set up an Emergency Contact Service that allows employees to post
messages and search for loved ones at in-store kiosks and online.
More than 41,000 people have accessed the message board.
Wal-Mart also donated 150+ computers to Red Cross shelters, sent
2,500 trailer loads of water and emergency supplies and products to
the affected areas, donated $17 million in cash, and donated the use
of 18 vacant facilities to various relief agencies.
The Washington Post wrote, "... Wal-Mart is being
held up as a model for logistical efficiency and nimble disaster
planning, which has allowed it to quickly deliver staples such as
water, fuel, and toilet paper to thousands of evacuees.... the
chain's huge scale is suddenly an advantage in providing disaster
relief. The same sophisticated supply chain that has turned the
company into a widely feared competitor is now viewed as exactly
what the waterlogged Gulf Coast needs."
MARTHA'S BACK!
A wide variety of craft categories should receive a media boost
with the return of Martha Stewart to daytime television with her new
series, Martha! The series has been syndicated to 100+
stations around the U.S.
A recent episode included a studio audience of 160 people who had
used the "Coming Home" pattern from Lion Brand Yarn to
knit ponchos similar to the one Martha wore when she was released
from prison. The producers had asked Lion officials to locate people
who had made the poncho and invite them to be in the audience. The
company sent out a call on its website and newsletter and received
5,000 requests. The pattern has been downloaded more than one
million times since March and the Lion site continues to receive an
average of 1,600 requests a day. To learn more about the event,
visit www.lionbrand.com/newsletterRequest.html.
In another episode, Martha showcased Xyron's Model 900
Creative Station, an all-purpose creativity tool that offers
creative consumers the ability to create stickers, labels, magnets
and laminated keepsakes without heat, batteries, or electricity.
"I [had] felt a lot safer that [Martha] was behind bars. O.J.
Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden
too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean,
and work in the yard, and haul her off to jail." George
Carlin
Check your local listings for the broadcast time in your area.
AUTUMN LEAVES JOINS CREATIVITY
The Creativity Inc. umbrella of craft companies just grew
larger. The company, which already includes Westrim, DMD,
Blue Moon Beads, and Crop in Style, announced that Autumn
Leaves has joined the group.
Autumn Leaves, based in Sherman Oaks, CA, was founded in 2002 and
is a leading designer of scrapbooking, papercrafting products, and
design books under the "Designing With" banner. The
product line includes printed papers, stickers, embellishments, rub-ons,
books, etc.
"The decision to join with Creativity will provide Autumn
Leaves with the financial, operational resources, and expertise to
allow us to continue to grow and better serve our expanding customer
base," said Jeff Lam, who remains as Autumn Leaves President
and Creative Director.
In addition to the original Autumn Leaves brand, the company
markets the vintage-inspired line of Foof-a-La, the Mod
brand, and the transparent overlay line under its Artistic
Expressions brand. The company's primary business is to
independent scrapbooking stores, which execs promise which will only
be enhanced in the future.
"We are pleased that Mr. Lam and his team of talented
designers have elected to join the Creativity team," said Chris
McLain, President/CEO of Creativity. "The Autumn Leaves unique
designs and brands will significantly expand our offerings in paper
crafting and scrapbooking to all our customers."
KATRINA RELIEF UPDATE
(Note: This article includes additions since it was sent
in CLN's recent email newsbrief.)
This is an extremely difficult subject to cover because so many
companies, associations, and individuals are making an effort to
contribute products, money, and manpower to the victims of Katrina.
Many efforts are still being organized, hampered by the fact that
many refugees are in transit to cities across the country. No doubt
when the situation is more stable and needs can be more accurately
assessed, there will be additional specific programs to which you
can contribute.
In the meantime, here is a short, partial list: A.C. Moore is
shipping $250,000 of activity kits and craft supplies for kids in
shelters in the Baton Rouge area ... Westrim and Wilton
are matching employee contributions ... Rose Art shipped
$100,000 in kits to shelters ... C-Thru has donated school
supplies ... Creative Partners sent 25 afghans to displaced
families.
Organizations. The Society of Creative Designers is
galvanizing its members to create and distribute kits for children.
Call Ana Araujo at 408-371-4129 or araujocentral@aol.com
... TNNA is in the process of identifying members in the
affected areas to help them through the TNNA Cares program;
send donations payable to TNNA, 1100-H Brandywine Blvd., Zanesville,
OH 43701-7303, with a notation in the memo area for TNNA Cares ...
130,000+ toys are being delivered to victims through the Toy
Industry Foundation's Toy Bank program ... The National
Art Materials Trade Assn. has launched a similar program. Visit www.namta.org/displaycommon.cfm?an=1&subarticlenbr=117
... WF&FSA is, too; visit www.safnow.org/katrinaindustryresponse.htm
... CHA is searching for an appropriate central distribution
facility and an agency to coordinate a donation of craft products.
When that's determined, CHA will notify all members ... The U.S.
Department of Education's website, "Hurricane Help for
Schools" (www.ed.gov/katrina),
will serve as a clearinghouse of resources for Americans who want to
help the students displaced by the hurricane.
In other related news, Quilts Inc. received word that
Houston's convention center will be available in time for the Quilt
Market and Quilt Festival to be held as scheduled next
month. Another way to help: Quilters Comfort America; visit www.quilts.com/hurricane.htm.
CLN has also heard that New Orleans-based SLS Arts is
continuing to pay employees and is working to secure housing for
those employees who have lost their homes. Tara and at least
28 other manufacturers are filling orders and shipping direct to SLS
customers.
WHERE ARE THE PROFESSIONAL
CRAFT PRODUCERS?
Not that long ago, a major force in the industry was a group
called Professional Craft Producers (PCPs). These were people who
bought industry products in bulk, made countless projects, and sold
them. They were such a formidable group that show organizers
produced shows for them and Krause published a trade magazine for
them. They caused a major controversy: some HIA and ACCI vendors
didn't want them at the trade shows, while for other vendors PCP's
were a major customer base. Trade association board members spent
countless hours wrestling with trade show entrance requirements and
special membership sections for PCPs.
No one could accurately count PCP sales because many PCPs were
hard for a research company to find, count, and question and
many PCPs for tax reasons were not interested in telling anyone what
their sales were.
Nevertheless, more than once CLN heard estimates of sales
of $1 billion to and by PCPs. Today ... Where are they? Have they
disappeared as an important factor in the industry? If so, why?
Email your thoughts to mike@clnonline.com
or call me at 309-925-5593.
EMAIL: CRAFTS AS A HEALTHY
ALTERNATIVE
(Note: This is from Mike Burton, a sales rep for Intersel
UK in Great Britain.)
Something really positive came up, which was echoed in the
previous Vinny article: new stuff is fine, but to new recruits to
crafting, all the old stuff, often scorned by cutting-edge vendors,
is, guess what? NEW.
So the real question has to be, "How does one encourage new
recruits to come to the party?" Maybe some big bang is waiting
round the corner, but somehow I don't think so. The best estimates
are that between 2% and 5% of UK households are involved in Paper
Crafting. How do we get to the rest?
They are not going to walk into a specialist store to feel stupid
at their lack of knowledge, and mesmerized by the latest
"hot" number.
Maybe we can get them another way.
During a conversation with a new retailer who has experience in
the outside world, multi-national marketing, and psychology, the
therapeutic values of crafting were discussed. Like chocolate and
sex, it was suggested that creativity produces chemical brain
reactions endorphins, the feel good factor and it's just as
satisfyingly messy!
Harness this, and you've got millions of potential recruits, and
all their lovely money. Just think if the Health Service were to
prescribe crafts instead of drugs!
RESIGNATIONS AT JO-ANN'S
Brian Carney, Exec VP/CFO , and Valerie Gentile Sachs, Exec
VP/General Counsel/Secretary, have resigned effective at the end of
the month. During the transition period, VP/Controller Jim Kerr and
VP/Finance & Treasurer Don Tomoff will lead the finance
department. Jo-Ann's corporate law firm will handle the general
counsel duties while a national search for Sachs' replacement is
conducted.
Carney is leaving to become Exec VP/CFO for Bi-Lo, a supermarket
chain with annual revenues of approximately $4 billion. Sachs is
joining the OM Group, a producer of metal-based specialty chemicals
and related materials, as VP/General Counsel/Corporate Secretary.
EMAIL FROM THE GULF
(Note: CLN received the following from Larry Kirk, retired
CEO of Hancock Fabrics.)
In Tupelo, we're trying to help with people who have been
displaced from the coast. Several hundred are here and more are on
the way, but Tupelo has always stepped up to whatever challenge
arises and it will again. So will the people of Mississippi, who
usually lead the nation in charitable giving relative to their
personal income. This time, however, the devastation is so
widespread that it's almost too much to comprehend, and the effects
will be with us for years. It makes us feel selfish to sit down to a
meal, have a simple bottle of water, look in the closet at too many
clothes, or sleep on clean sheets it's just something that stays
on the mind all of the time.
RANDOM NOTES, RANDOM THOUGHTS
1. I think this fourth quarter will test one of the
industry's oldest maxims: for decades we have believed that when the
general economy is poor, our industry benefits. The logic is that
when money is tight, people save by making gifts rather than buying
readymades, and they need low-cost things to do at home because
they're not going to movies and restaurants as often.
High gas prices and Katrina have shaken consumers. Friday the U.
of Michigan reported its consumer confidence index fell to a 13-year
low, so I don't think the national economy will do well this quarter
the most important quarter of a retailers' year. Ergo, we should
have a good quarter, right?
I'm not so sure. The industry is so big now that I think it's
integrated into the national economy; it's no longer a stepchild
that performs just the opposite of the big guys. Furthermore, much
of the industry's commerce these days is scrapbooking, and much of
that occurs after a holiday such as Christmas. Finally,
there's the rising trend in gift cards. For some accounting reason
unknown to me, retailers don't count the income until the card
receiver uses it, rather than when the card buyer purchases it; that
usually occurs after Christmas, often after the new year.
I don't know what to hope for. I don't want to see the economy go
into the tank, but if it does, then I hope the old maxim is still
true.
Any thoughts on the subject? Email me at mike@clnonline.com
or call 309-925-5593. And vote on the subject in the current
Industry Poll.
2. It's a classic dilemma. distributors and retailers
cherry-pick a vendor's line, and consumers complain to the vendor
they can't find certain of the vendor's items in their stores. If
the vendor sells his complete line online, it may anger his
wholesaler and retailer customers.
One vendor, Sakura of America, found the answer with a
company, FirePoppy, whose Shopatron network solution seems to solve
the problem and benefit everyone. To learn more, visit www.shopatron.com.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS
KATRINA, I. As of Sept. 7, Hancock reported that
the inventory, fixtures and equipment for one store was destroyed
while the status of a second store is uncertain. Fifteen of the
company's stores were closed for at least one full day, and six of
those remain closed. CEO Jane Aggers said, "Our top priority is
the health and safety of our associates and their families."
KATRINA, II. The Tampa Tribune profiled Cantal
Dessommes, a clinical skin therapist in Pass Christian, MS, a town
virtually destroyed by the hurricane. "Up the road, choppers
buzzed in twos down the beach, and Dessommes couldn't figure out
where she was for a moment in her hometown of 6,500. She finally got
her bearings upon noticing a store that looked as if it had vomited
thousands of spools of yarn into the street. 'That must be the yarn
store,' she said." Read the entire article at www.tampatrib.com/MGB17X2T6DE.html.
KATRINA, III. Watch out for a bogus email that pretends to
offer news updates about Hurricane Katrina. The malicious email
gives a brief news bulletin, then urges people to click "read
more" and be taken to the full story on a website. Once
directed to the website, a virus is sent to the user's computer ...
Also watch out for fraudulent email scams pretending to raise cash
for Katrina victims.
CRAFTERS HOME. Jessica Leach resigned from Crafters Home,
effective Sept. 26. She will be replaced by former manufacturer's
rep Samantha Speakman who will be VP. With the change the CH
corporate offices will be moved to Utah over the next few weeks. The
new mailing address will be Crafters Home, PO Box 580, Kaysville, UT
84037-0580. The website is www.craftershome.com.
WHITE SOX! Tomorrow will be Stitch & Pitch day
at the Chicago White Sox-Cleveland Indians baseball game at U.S.
Cellular Field in Chicago, co-sponsored by Interweave Press,
a prominent publisher of books and magazines on knitting and other
crafts. The White Sox are offering half-price tickets to knitters
and crocheters and their families and friends who bring their
projects to the game. Interweave sponsored a similar event at a
Seattle Mariners game July 28 which attracted more than 1,600
knitters.
LAYOFFS. Newell Rubbermaid announced a three-year plan to
streamline manufacturing and cut overhead, including laying off
5,000 workers. Some of the conglomerate's brands include Sharpie,
Sanford, Eberhard Faber, Berol, and Rotring.
SIGN OF THE TIMES. Home Depot has launched a new paint
line, Colores Origenes, aimed specifically at the Hispanic
market. The line includes 70+ colors.
HEALTH INSURANCE. U.S. companies may have to pay an
average 12.6% more for employees' health insurance next year, said a
survey by Hewitt Associates, a benefits consultant, Bloomberg.com
reported. That's five times the inflation rate. The survey also said
40% percent of employers are will shift more costs to workers
higher deductibles and larger premiums.
PHOTOS. By the end of this month, customers of the Snapfish
online photo service can order prints online and pick them up in as
little as an hour at their local Walgreens. Snapfish also announced
a free feature that allows customers to select photos from their
account, choose a print size, edit, and print at home.
CHARITY. WIN Against Breast Cancer, the partner of The
National NeedleArts Assn.'s Stitch to WIN Against Breast
Cancer campaign, will be dissolving by the end of next month.
The TNNA board is currently evaluating other charitable groups with
whom to align. All donations will be forwarded to an appropriate
organization.
CONDOLENCES. Our sympathies to the family and friends of
Gene Takei of Sakura of America. Gene joined the company at
its inception in 1986 and led the sales organization for many years.
The National Art Materials Trade Assn. inducted Gene into its
Hall of Fame in 1997. Emails, letters, or cards should be
sent to Sakura of America, 30780 San Clemente St., Hayward, CA 94544
or ytakei@sakuraofamerica.com.
HOME PARTIES. Watch for a new one in development: Home
Studio Int. Visit www.homestudiointernational.com.
TV. America Sews with Sue Hausmann continues to
roll along. The 21st series uplinks with PBS stations Oct. 2 ... The
13th series of Shay Penray's Needle Arts Studio uplinks to
PBS stations Oct. 23. For info on show-related kits and DVDs, visit www.shaypendray.com.
CORRECTION. CLN misspelled the name of Jenny
Bezique, the editor of Paper Made Easy, the annual that Clapper
Communications is expanding into a bi-monthly. Her email is jbezingue@clapper.com.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS EVENTS
SHOWS. The latest news about the upcoming Memory Trends
show: At least 25 of the 54 classes have sold out. Exhibitor count
is about the same as last year (385) but there will be substantially
more booths: at least 1,029, up from 882. For info, visit www.memorytrends.com.
BEAD/GLASS. Pre-registration for the Bead & Art
Glass Fest ends Sept. 20. The show is Sept. 30 - Oct. 2 in
Orlando. Visit www.beadandartglassfest.com.
YARN. Organizers of the annual Knit-Out in New York
Oct. 2 are expecting the crowd to be as large as last year, weather
permitting. Last year's event drew 30,000+ people.
FESTIVALS. WomenCreate is a four-day symposium of
the arts which will bring together thousands of creative women in
Ogden, UT Sept. 29Oct. 2. There will be 200+ workshops and
lectures in 30+ crafting and art mediums. There's also a variety of
social events. Industry-related sponsors include Scrapbook
Retailer, Purple Tree, and Stampin' Up. Visit www.womencreate.com.
HOBBIES. The 21st annual iHobby Expo (Oct. 20-23,
Los Angeles) will be at least 25% larger than a year ago, sponsors
say, with 300 exhibitors compared to 212 in 2004. There are 142 new
vendors. Visit www.ihobbyexpo.com
or call 877-TO-HOBBY (877-864-6229).
PAINTING. The Society of Decorative Painters announced
their 2006 Expo will be
June 8-10, 2006 in Nashville. For booth reservations, call Yvonne
Banman at 316-269-9300, ext. 109 or e-mail Yvonne@decorativepainters.org
... Entries are being accepted for the annual Decorative Arts
Collection Awards competition. For details, call 316-269-9300,
ext. 103 or e-mail jayne@decorativeartscollection.org.
Postmark deadline for entries is Jan. 25, 2006 for U.S. entrants and
Jan. 11, 2006 for non-U.S. entrants.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS RETAIL
QUOTATION. "Analysts give plaudits to [Michaels]
Chief Executive Michael Rouleau for taking the company from a loose
collection of 500 stores without any systems capabilities nine years
ago, to one that now draws parallels with other
"best-in-the-class" retailers.... I believe the
responsiveness enabled by the infrastructure now in place provides
the opportunity for greater operating-margin expansion today than at
any point in the companys history.... Now, as part of a
rebranding program, MIK will start testing various merchandise ideas
and advertising events on a store-by-store and item-by-item basis,
while having immediate visibility to sales and in-stock
levels." Michael Ozanian, excerpted from the July
issue of Forbes Earnings Quality Report.
REPUTATION. For the second consecutive quarter, Wal-Mart
was listed second among the 100 largest U.S. companies according
to the Delahaye Index, a quarterly assessment of how news media
coverage affects corporate reputation. Microsoft was named #1.
VENDOR RELATIONS. In previous issues CLN reported
on Saks being investigated for improperly taking excessive markdowns
from their vendors. In late August Saks announced it will repay
vendors $48.2 million for improperly taken markdowns made over a
period of eight years, Bloomberg News reported ... The Vendors
Coalition for Equitable Retailer Practices is surveying its members
on chargeback practices so the group can do an analysis of problem
areas and make the appropriate recommendations to eliminate
unfairness in retailer-vendor relations, Woman's Wear Daily
reported.
OIL. Big Lots, which has been selling millions in
scrapbook paper this year, reported a bigger quarterly loss, $13.8
million compared to $7.7 million a year ago, and blamed it on higher
fuel costs and fewer customers ... Dollar Tree Stores said
its quarterly profit declined 8% and blamed higher gas prices.
LAWSUIT. A lawsuit accusing Wal-Mart of failing to
monitor labor conditions at overseas factories that allegedly
maintain sweatshop conditions was filed in Los Angeles under
California's Unfair Business Practices Act by the International
Labor Rights Fund, the Associated Press reported. The suit seeks
class action status on behalf of two groups: factory workers in
China, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Swaziland, and Nicaragua and
California grocery workers. A Wal-Mart spokesperson declined to
comment. (Comment: Huh? A U.S. company can be sued in a U.S.
court because a vendor in Swaziland may have violated workers'
rights?)
QUOTATION. "The ugly truth is that we've become a
nation that values little above a bargain. Deep discounts are no
longer novelties. They are entitlements." John Dicker,
author of The United States of Wal-Mart. (USA Today)
DIVIDEND. The Michaels board of directors declared
a quarterly cash dividend of $0.10/share, payable Oct. 31, 2005, to
shareholders of record Oct. 14 ... The Hancock board declared
a cash dividend of $0.06/share on the outstanding common shares,
payable Oct. 15 shareholders of record Oct. 1.
PRICING. Wal-Mart CEO Lee Scott said the company would
aggressively cut prices in the holiday season, Reuters reported.
"This year we are setting the pace (in pricing) both in
back-to-school and in the holiday season," Scott said.
TECHNOLOGY. Several national retail chains, including
Walgreens, Sports Authority, Pep Boys, Kmart, and Wal-Mart,
failed inspections by the Arizona Dept. of Weights & Measures
that matched scanned prices against price tags, reported the Business
Journal of Phoenix. Inspectors found product overcharges and
fined the retailers.
YARN. A subscriber tells CLN Target has
funky yarn, bamboo knitting needles, and small idea books in its Dollar
section ... An interesting new book from Leisure Arts and Lion
Brand Yarn: The Prayer Shawl Ministry, with projects and
a brief history of prayer shawls.
THE CREATIVE NETWORK: JOB
OPENINGS
To see a partial list of the jobs available, click on Jobs in the
left-hand column, or click HERE.
THE CLN RETAIL INDEX
A. C. Moore (ACMR). Last*: 19.82 ... Change**: -2.01
Hancock Fabrics (HKF). Last*: 6.11 ... Change**: +0.10
Jo-Ann Stores (JAS). Last*: 18.49 ... Change**: -1.38
Michaels (MIK). Last*: 33.46 ... Change**: -1.95
Wal-Mart (WMT). Last*: 43.87 ... Change**: -0.68
CLN Retail Index. Last*: 162.46 ... Change**: -.5.0%
Dow Jones Index. Last*: 10,641.94 ... Change**: +1.9%
*Sept. 16 ** from Sept. 2 Prices are exclusive of dividends
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