COMMENTARY: IS YOUR
FATE IN YOUR HANDS?
This is a unique period in our industry; three of our largest
retailers – Michaels, Jo-Ann's, and A.C. Moore –
are or will be looking for new CEO's. For vendors who sell to the
chains and independents who compete against them, soon their success
or failure will depend in part on those hiring decisions. If three
dolts are hired, many vendors will eventually be in trouble. On the
other hand, if the three CEO's can do for their chains what Michael
Rouleau did for Michaels, the vendors will have great years and
independents will have tougher competition than ever.
Everyone likes to think they control their own destiny, but the
near future of the industry – and its retailers and vendors –
will depend in part on people who haven't been hired yet.
NEW COLUMNS THIS ISSUE
"Benny
Da Buyer". Wal-Mart opened a new prototype superstore
in Plano, TX to attract more upscale buyers. But did the craft
department shrink to make room for the sushi bar? Is the sewing area
smaller because of $500 bottles of wine? Industry pro Brenda
Lugannani walked the store and sent this report.
Business-Wise.
Industry veterans – and Wall Street analysts – evaluate the
Michael Rouleau era at Michaels, his announced retirement,
and the company's possible sale..
Store
Design Tips. Advice on signage, store front windows, and
more.
Industry
Research. A compilation of all of the various market
research studies sponsored by trade associations – and how not
to read research studies. NEW: A brief history of how the
craft industry grew (according to the market research) to $30+
billion.
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CLN
POLL: THE FUTURE OF
SCRAPBOOKING
CLN readers are confident scrapbooks will remain a major
factor in the industry for a long time. Almost 26% (25.93%) predict
it will continue to grow and prosper; 61.11% think it will not
decline sharply, but it will fade until it stabilizes into a
consistently strong product category. Only 9.26% predict it will
evolve into a minor product category, while 3.7% think it will
almost disappear as consumers revert to simply placing photos in
albums or creating digital scrapbooks.
QUARTERLY STOCK REPORT: GOOD
NEWS
Thanks in part to Michaels possibly placing itself on the auction
block, the CLN Index outperformed all of the major indices
for the first quarter of 2006. The CLN Index rose 6.9%, while
Nasdaq climbed 6.1%. The Dow and the S+P 500 both rose 3.7%
A.C. Moore led the way with a 26.4% increase; Jo-Ann's
rose 14%, while Michaels, which had declined earlier in the
quarter, was up 6.5%. Wal-Mart continued its relatively flat
stock performance, up only 1%, and Hancock fell 11.5%.
In other industry-related stocks, Primedia, which
announced its Craft Division magazines were for sale, was up 26.4%.
Rival publisher Meredith rose 6.7%. Martha Stewart declined
3.8%. Target fell 5.5%, the first time in recent memory that
it was outperformed by Wal-Mart.
INSIDER STOCK REPORT
A.C. Moore. Patricia Parker sold a quarter of a million
shares of A.C. Moore stock for more than $4.4 million in the first
quarter of 2006, according to Vickers Stock Research. President
Larry Fine sold 6,1434 shares for $291,374.
Wal-Mart. During the quarter CEO Lee Scott sold 100,000+
shares of company stock for $4.76 million. John Menzer, former head
of the old Ben Franklin operation, sold almost 44,000 shares for $2+
million. Other Wal-Mart execs directly or indirectly sold almost
62,000 shares for $2.94 million.
Others. None of the execs at Michaels, Hancock,
or Jo-Ann's sold any of their company stock in the first
quarter.
UPDATE: MICHAELS CONSIDERS
SALE; ROULEAU RETIRES
Now the rumors are flying. After Michaels announced it's
"exploring strategic alternatives" (a euphemism for
selling the company), Wall Street is guessing about potential
buyers. Analyst Carol Levenson with independent research firm Gimme
Credit told the Chicago Sun Times that Sears/Kmart could be
interested.
(Comment: That theory is probably based on Martha
Stewart's relationship with Kmart and her new deal with EK
Success to first produce a line of scrapbook supplies and later
additional lines of craft supplies.)
Michaels hired securities firm J.P. Morgan Chase to assist in the
sale. The Wall Street Journal said motivation for the sale is
that the company is worth more on the auction block than its current
market cap of $4.61 billion.
"The Irving, Texas, company should be a welcome target for
leveraged-buyout firms, who have flooded into the retail space armed
with cash and an appetite for taking on debt to buy ever-larger
retail targets," the Journal wrote. "Michaels has
no debt, which leaves substantial financial room in which any LBO
shops can operate."
Michaels posted earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and
amortization (Ebitda) of approximately $550 million. A sale for 10
times the Ebitda would bring $5.5 billion, almost $1 billion more
than the market cap of $4.61 billion.
"With a rapidly evolving retail market, we are focused on
all opportunities to enhance the strength of the Michaels business,
attract new customers, and more effectively respond to – and shape
– their changing arts and crafts interests," Chairman Charles
Wyly said.
Michaels also announced the retirement of President/CEO Michael
Rouleau, 67, whose contract had previously been extended to 2008,
and the appointments of Jeffrey Boyer and Gregory Sandfort as
co-presidents. The position of CEO will remain vacant for the time
being. Boyer will continue as CFO and Sandfort will also be COO.
Michaels operates 896 Michaels, 165 Aaron Brothers stores, 11
Recollections stores, and four Star Wholesale operations. Michaels
was founded in 1973 when Mike Dupey converted his father's Ben
Franklin into an all-craft store. His father sold the chain in 1983
to Peoples Restaurants, run by the Wylys. Peoples spun the chain off
to its shareholders the following year when there were fewer than 20
stores. Charles Wyly and his brother Sam, the Vice Chair, are now in
their 70s and hold about 8.5% of the company. Two of the largest
institutional shareholders are Wellington Management with almost
12.7 million shares at year-end 2005, and Putnam Investment
Management, with 10.2 million shares.
In fiscal 2005, which ended Jan. 28, the company's profit fell
35% to $131 million, despite an 8% increase in revenue to $3.68
billion, the Associated Press reported. The Friday before the
Monday-morning announcement, Michaels stock closed at $33.96, down
4% for the year. The 52-week range is $30.38-$43.61. Shares jumped
to $38.35 by Monday's close.
MICHAELS, WYLYS AT ODDS?
A week after announcing the above news, the Michaels board of
directors appointed a committee to investigate and make decisions on
the company's behalf regarding potential liability issues tied to
the stock ownership of off-shore family trusts controlled by Chair
Charles Wyly and Vice Chair Sam Wyly, reported Dow Jones News.
As CLN reported earlier, overseas trusts controlled by the
Wylys are being investigated by New York City prosecutors and the
Securities Exchange Commission. The trusts allegedly own stock in
Michaels but that information was not reported to the SEC prior to
2005.
The board committee has hired the law firm of Debevoise &
Plimpton LLP and negotiations between the two groups have begun. The
Wylys have offered to settle any potential liability without
admitting any liability to the company, Dow Jones News reported.
MICHAELS EXEC CHANGES
New Co-Presidents Jeff Boyer and Greg Sandfort will receive
salaries of $500,000, according to Dow Jones News. Rouleau, who came
to Michaels from Lowe's and has spent 45 years in retail, will
remain as special advisor to the board of directors.
Aaron Brothers President Harvey Kantner was promoted to Exec
VP/Chief Merchant, assuming Sandfort's former position, and Tom
Bazzone, President of the Recollections and Star Wholesale
divisions, was promoted to Exec VP/Specialty Businesses, including
Aaron Brothers.
In a letter to vendors, Boyer and Sandfort said, "These
changes should have no major impact on our relationship or our
business with you, as we expect a completely seamless transition to
this new management team. We remain focused on pursuing every
opportunity to enhance the strength of the Michaels brand, attract
new customers, and more effectively respond to – and shape –
their changing arts and crafts interests, while continuing to build
a world-class retail organization and infrastructure."
Michael Rouleau said, "After a decade as CEO of Michaels, I
leave very proud of what we've achieved. Moving forward, I believe
that the company is perfectly positioned to innovate, to broaden our
reach, to expand the industry and to better serve customers as a
truly world-class retailer. Jeff and Greg are ready to capitalize on
the enormous opportunities that lie ahead for Michaels, and now is
the time to pass the baton."
Boyer, 47, has worked for Sears, Kmart, Pillsbury, General Foods,
Kraft, and Quaker Oats. He joined Michaels in January 2003 as Exec
VP/CFO. Sandfort, 50, joined Michaels in January 2004 as Exec VP/GM
after working in various positions at Kleinert's Inc., Sears, and
Federated Stores. Kanter, 44, has been President of the Aaron
Brothers division since April 2003. Prior to that, he worked for
Eddie Bauer, Sears, Carter Hawley Hale Department Stores, Filene's,
and Dayton Hudson. Bazzone, 39, became President of the
Recollections and Star Wholesale divisions in May 2004. He had
worked for Restoration Hardware, Red Envelope, Williams-Sonoma, and
Grossman's.
MORE NEW STORES ON THE WAY
In a filing with the Securities Exchange Commission last week, Michaels
announced it planned to open 45 new stores and pay for them from
ongoing operations. The average cost of opening a new store recently
included roughly $703,000 in leasehold improvements, furniture,
fixtures and equipment, and pre-opening costs, and an estimated
initial inventory investment of about $599,000, Dow Jones News
reported.
Meanwhile, Wal-Mart will spend approximately $17.5 billion
in fiscal 2007, most of which will be used to open 20-30 discount
stores, 270-280 supercenters, 15-20 Neighborhood Markets, 30-40
Sam's Clubs and 220-230 international units. Relocations or
expansions account for some of the new stores. Like Michaels,
Wal-Mart would also pay for the stores from cash flow, reported the Arkansas
Morning News.
CNA
MAGAZINE ANNOUNCES
CHANGES
The industry's oldest trade magazine, CNA, announced that
beginning in July it will drop from 12 issues/year to six and cease
publication of its Scrapbook Insider and Sewing & Quilting
Retailer supplements. CNA is owned by F+W Publications,
which recently acquired Scrapbook Retailer, a bi-monthly trade
magazine.
"This change enables us to better address customer demand,
and to include more category-specific information in the pages of
the magazine itself," said VP/Publishing Director Joel Toner in
a letter to advertisers. "And each issue will have more pages,
with added features, columns and a new overall design."
CNA will also have a redesigned website, special
advertising sections, a searchable online version, and will publish
its annual Directory on a CD mailed to subscribers.
WHY IS RETAIL FOR SALE?
The Michaels situation is not unique. There have been seven
retail buyouts of more than $1 billion dollars in the past year.
Among the more well known retailers who have been purchased by
investment companies in recent years are Rag Shops, Toys R
Us, Nieman Marcus, Albertson's, Mervyn's, and ShopKo, to
name a few. What's going on?
First, the investment community is awash with money, in part
because some investors have pulled out of the retail estate market
and think they'll earn a better return than on Wall Street. Second,
It's not just retail. Investment companies have purchased EK
Success, Provo Craft, and numerous other industry-related companies.
For some public companies, retail and Wall Street don't mix.
"Being a public company ain't fun," Richard Hastings, a
senior retail analyst at the New York retail credit ratings agency
Bernard Sands told SmartMoney.com. "Retailers are fleeing for
the private universe, because they speak a different language than
[Wall Street] analysts. There's a dynamic volatility that retailers
are comfortable with, and that really tests their patience when they
deal with the urge toward smoothness and predictability that
analysts want. There are a lot more people in private investment
banking who understand your language."
And Michaels won't be the last. "In this environment
companies that can't retool quickly enough, or those that are
threatened by shareholder revolt, will get scooped by private equity
firms," retail consultant Fred Crawford told CNNMoney.com. He
cited Borders, Barnes & Noble, BJ's Wholesale Club, Pier I, Rite
Aid, Academy Sports & Outdoors, and WaWa as other potential
buy-out candidates.
SENATE MULLS TARIFFS ON
CHINESE GOODS
As CLN "goes to press," the U.S. Senate was
scheduled to vote on a bill proposed by Lindsay Graham (R-SC) and
Chuck Schumer (D-NY) which would impose 27.5% tariffs on Chinese
imports if the Chinese government does not allow its currency, the
yuan, to float freely vis-a-vi the dollar, yen, euro, etc. Critics
say the exchange rate is up to 40% too low, giving Chinese exporters
an unfair price advantage and contributing to American job losses
and a record $202 billion trade deficit with China in 2005.
Chinese leaders say they plan eventually to let the yuan trade
float freely, but doing so too quickly would cause financial
turmoil, hurting the Chinese economy, the London Times reported.
But Stephen Roach, chief economist for the investment bank Morgan
Stanley, told the Times that such tariffs could cause China
to reduce its purchases of U.S. Treasury bonds, which could weaken
the dollar and cause interest rates to rise. "At a time when
the U.S. is more dependent on foreign capital than ever
before," Roach said, "to impose tariffs not just on a
major provider of goods but a major lender of capital I think would
be close to economic suicide."
EMAIL: A RAG SHOPS VENDOR
SPEAKS OUT
While we were not part of the creditors committee, we went along
with the settlement as indicated. To my knowledge, there really hasn’t
been a plan to bring them back, other than the $5 million investment
by Sun Capital. It certainly would be nice to really have seen a
plan on what they were going to do moving forward because as a
group, we lost 75% of our collective receivables. I’m surprised
this wasn’t a condition of the creditors committee. It appears
that they went for a quick fix in order to prevent a bankruptcy. –
Name Withheld
EMAIL: WHO MOVED MY CHEESE?
(Note: The Society of Creative Designers voted to
dissolve and work with the Craft & Hobby Assn.'s Designer
Section. Veteran designer/author Ann Kristen Krier comments on this,
yet another change in an ever-changing industry.)
Borrowing from the wisdom of Dr. Spencer Johnson, someone has
moved my cheese and it is not just a little nibble, but a large
hunk. The Society of Creative Designers has voted to dissolve.
For many reasons, mostly fiscal, SCD and CHA will become one
entity. There are so many reasons that this is great news, however
saddened we might be to see SCD go. Many designers, myself included,
belong to both organizations. One group focused on the needs of the
cheese as a part of the wheel; the other focused on the functions
that create the cheese. Either way, the new cheese will be stronger,
larger and most likely more palatable than the old. Think of it as
an entirely new flavor of cheese.
Change is business. The world moves and so must your business.
Whether you are a microcosm like Design One World or you are Michael’s,
you need to fess up to this fact. If you stand still in a race, your
competitors will run by and not only will they finish before you,
but will be snacking on your cheese.
Change is a function of movement. If your cheese is moved, find
it and find it fast.
Designers are icons of change. We have styles and preferred
mediums, but most of us work with something new all the time.
Looking for better ways to slice the cheese, present the cheese, and
market the cheese – our business is also an evolution of
efficiency driven by change. I am far better at what I do today
because of professional organizations such as CHA and SCD, whose
members are willing to spend valuable time and finances on the
education of change.
Education is vital to the Creative Industry, especially as it
evolves. With each wave of change comes a slew of fresh ideas for
products and techniques. New products represent a need for marketing
and sales evolution. Retailers make physical changes to promote the
product and the designers, at any stage of the game, must be ready
to accommodate any or all of these needs.
Designers make a difference in the industry. Their world is a
little misplaced right now, but this Change will do you good. – Ann
Kristen Krier, Design One World, "Design, Writing
and Consulting for the Creative Industry" (Note: Ann is
a former Exec VP for a multi-billion dollar consumer product company.
She will have two books published this October, a new paper crafting
book (C & T Publishing) and Totally
Cool Origami (Sterling). Ann also speaks on marketing and
business issues relevant to the creative industries.)
RANDOM NEWS, RANDOM THOUGHTS
1. Think our industry is just a U.S. industry? Think
again. CLN now has subscribers in Algeria, Argentina,
Australia, Brazil, Canada, China, Croatia, France, Great Britain,
Hong Kong, India, Japan, Malaysia, Mexico, Netherlands, New Zealand,
Nigeria, Spain, Taiwan, Thailand and, oh yes, the U.S.
2. I've had calls recently from scrapbook vendors who are
between a rock and a hard place. They are tired and would like to
sell their businesses, or they realize they can't move their company
from Step A to Step B without an outside investor. The rock is, they
need help selling their business or attracting an investor; the hard
place is, they're too small to interest merger/acquisition firms
that sell companies, or the numerous large investment companies who buy
companies.
Anybody have any suggestions? Email your thoughts to mike@clnonline.com.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS
SHOWS. The CHA Summer Show (July 21-23, Rosemont,
IL) already has 500+ exhibitors in 1,200 booths and is expected to
attract 5,000+ buyers. New features include the Beading Pavilion and
Needle Arts Pavilion which will include exhibitors with a wide range
of related craft products, learning showcase exhibits, and
complimentary demo areas on the show floor. There will also be
related workshops and an industry seminar on the latest consumer
trends. Exhibitors will be featured in special directory listings
and buyer promotions are planned to stimulate sales. For info, call
Exhibit Sales Manager Nadine Schwartz at 800-822-0494 or
201-794-1133, ext. 220; email nschwartz@craftandhobby.org,
or visit www.chashow.org.
On-line registration begins April 17.
RECALL. Rose Art has voluntarily recalled its Magnetix
brand of magnetic building sets after a 20-month-old boy died after
swallowing magnets. Three other children were also hospitalized
after swallowing magnets. About 3.8 million were sold at retailers
including Wal-Mart, Target, Toys "R" Us,
and A.C. Moore between Sept. 2003 and Mar. 2006. Consumers
were advised to contact Rose Art at 800-779-7122 or visit www.roseart.com.
Lawsuits are pending. Rose Art was sold last year to Mega Bloks.
AWARDS. 4 Kids Co. won Wal-Mart's 2005 International
Supplier of the Year Award for Dept. 44/52 in recognition of the
company's innovation, quality, value, and service ... Wrap Style:
Innovative to Traditional, 24 Inspirational Shawls, Ponchos and
Capelets to Knit and Crochet, edited by Pam Allen and Ann Budd
and published by Interweave Press, was a first-place
co-winner of the prestigious Western Regional Book Design and
Production Award, How-to Book Category.
SCRAPBOOKS. Li’l Davis Designs (LDD) will conduct a
cross-country Summer Roadshow Tour. A recreational vehicle wrapped
in LDD signage will stop at scrapbook stores and conventions from
California to Tennessee. Each stop is designed to inspire the
scrapbooker and will include product demos, make/it-take/its and
classes conducted by LDD designers and, at some locations, scrapbook
celebrities. Tour stops have already been scheduled for AR, OK, TN,
TX, CO, UT, NV and CA from April through June. For more info, call
480-223-0080 or email sales@lildavisdesigns.com.
BOOKS. To see new releases from Jeanette Crews,
Fiona Jude cross stitch flowers and knitting purses with felt, visit
www.jeanettecrews.com/results.cfm?Subcategory=165.
SCRAPBOOKS. A new Internet television series, Scrapbook
LifeStyle, premiers this month. Each three-minute episode will
feature designers creating pages in front of a live audience. The
host is Tony Barber. Visit http://scrapbooklifestyleinsiderblog.blogspot.com.
NEGOTIATIONS. AdAge.com published an article claiming Target
is increasing its use of reverse auctions and "strong-arm"
tactics, and quoted an unnamed vendor sales VP for a major consumer
products company: "Target was once easier to work with than Wal-Mart.
They were more into developing a business plan. You did it with
them. Wal-Mart was more into dictating what they wanted. That's
changing now and Wal-Mart is more approachable than Target." (Comment:
in a reverse auction, a retailer lists requirements for a product,
perhaps a bath mat of a certain size and material in six colors.
Vendors then bid on the business and the lowest price wins.) Target
responded by telling AdAge.com, that reverse auctions put
"vendors on equal footing so that the vendors who deserve the
business get the business."
YARN. Kmart is testing a yarn department in approximately
75 stores.
ROLODEX. New phones for Tracia Williams – Tracia
& Co.: 407-401-9023; fax 407-401 9025.
HOME DEC. The 498-store chain Bombay posted a $25.1
million loss in its fourth quarter and announced it will close 33-38
stores this year.
MEDIA. The spring edition of Martha Stewart Weddings magazine
shows the Xyron 250 Create-a-Sticker "in action"
using organdy decorative ribbon to create a custom accent for a
plain gift box.
IMPORTS. Wal-Mart is increasing its surprise inspections
of foreign factories from 20% to 30% to make sure suppliers uphold
labor-environmental standards, the Associated Press reported. The
company said it conducted 13,600 factory inspections in 2005.
AWARDS. Kudos to Playthings magazine for winning
the Jesse. H. Neal National Business Journalism Award for its
coverage of Toys R Us being sold. The award is just about the
business press' version of a Pulitzer Prize.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS: PEOPLE
YARN. Best-selling author Debbie Macomber will appear at
the Knit & Crochet Show in King of Prussia, PA, July
13-16. Macomber, the author of A Good Yarn and The Shop on
Blossom Street, both knit/crochet-related novels, will speak at
the show's Thursday evening Market Street Preview and will be
available to sign autographs. For more info, email knitandcrochetshow@offinger.com,
visit www.knitandcrochetshow.com,
or call 740-452-4541.
AWARD. Vicki Schreiner has won the 2006 Plaid
Horizon Award. The Award, a $3,000 educational grant, is
a personal development grant exclusively for members of the Society
of Creative Designers. It's awarded to the member exhibiting the
strongest combination of personal development goals and history of
past achievements. Vicki has published numerous books and projects
and wrote for the SCD newsletter. She's served on the SCD board and
the exec board as Secretary/Treasurer. She plans to create a line of
her artwork into a collection of angel figurines to honor children
with cancer, donating a percentage of her proceeds to St. Jude's
Hospital.
COLART. Michael Henderson will retire as CEO of the ColArt
Group at the end of this year. He will continue to be a member of
the ColArt board and will chair the boards of ColArt Tianjin and
Bonny ColArt. Erik Urnes, who has been General Manager of ColArt
Americas for the past two years, will succeed Henderson. Effective
July 1, Justin Wraight has been promoted to General Manager of
ColArt Americas where he has served as VP of Marketing since 2004.
He will report to the President of ColArt Americas, Richard Goodban.
DESIGNER. Noted needlework designer Lois Winston's novel, Talk
Gertie To Me, goes on sale tomorrow and has already received
rave reviews. (Dorchester Publishing, ISBN: 0-505-52684-0) Available
on Amazon and in book stores. Visit www.loiswinston.com.
On her acknowledgment page Lois cites Priscilla Hauser because a
story Priscilla once told at a Society of Creative Designers'
meeting inspired a portion of the book.
INTERWEAVE. Anne Merrow was named Books Editor ... Ann
Budd, former Sr. Editor of Interweave Knits and author of The
Knitter's Handy Book of Patterns, was also named Books Editor
... Paulette Livers was named Art Director, Books ... Rebecca
Campbell was hired as Managing Editor, Books ... Laura Levaas,
former marketing manager of the company's Beading Group, was named
Marketing Manager for Books and the Weaving Market Group ... Annie
Bakken was named Marketing Manager, Knitting, Needlework, and
Spinning Market Groups ... Rae Dawn Olbert was hired as Marketing
Manager, Beading Market Group.
PEOPLE. Marvy/Uchida's CEO/President, Andy Fujisawa
retired, succeeded by Hiro Kasai formerly of Uchida Yoko in Tokyo
and the current VP of Marketing. Andy remains as a consultant and
advisor ... Dale Atherton was named VP of Finance and Administration
for the Craft & Hobby Assn. She worked for 20+ years for
the American Institute of Certified Public Accountants, finally
becoming CFO ... Tony LaSpada moved from Activa to be
National Sales Manager for Savoir-Faire ... Duckwall-ALCO
promoted Michael Marcus to VP/CFO from Financial Planning Manager.
THE CREATIVE NETWORK: JOB
OPENINGS
To see the latest job listings from the only personnel
recruitment firm specializing in our industry. click on Jobs in the
left-hand column or click HERE.
THE CLN RETAIL INDEX
A. C. Moore (ACMR). Last*: 18.39 ... Change**: +1.92
Hancock Fabrics (HKF). Last*: 3.62 ... Change**: +0.02
Jo-Ann Stores (JAS). Last*: 13.45 ... Change**: +0.95
Michaels (MIK). Last*: 37.59 ... Change**: +3.63
Wal-Mart (WMT). Last*: 47.29 ... Change**: +0.60
CLN Retail Index. Last*: 120.34 ... Change**: +6.3%
Dow Jones Index. Last*: 11,109.80 ... Change**: -1.5%
* Mar. 31 ** from Mar. 17 Prices are exclusive of dividends
A LETTER TO THE IRS
Dear IRS:
Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in
taxes. Please note the attached article from USA Today,
wherein you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers
and NASA has paid $600 for a toilet seat.
I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers
(value $1,029), bringing my total remitted to $3429. Keep the
change. It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I
look forward to paying it again next year.
Sincerely, A Satisfied Taxpayer
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