COMMENTARY: ANGRY
CUSTOMERS ARE DANGEROUS
A recent thread on the Two Peas message board is a graphic
example of the power of the Internet. Someone complained that a
clerk in a Hobby Lobby was rude. Who knows what the truth is,
but this customer thought the clerk was rude – and ranted on the
message board. (When you have thousands of employees like any large
chain, someone, somewhere, some time is going to appear to be rude.)
Then other Peas chimed in, some pro HL, some complaining. In the
pre-Internet days, an angry customer would tell a few friends; today
she's telling thousands.
NEW COLUMNS THIS ISSUE
Business-Wise. It appears to be a classic case of a major
manufacturer betraying independent retailers. Mike Hartnett weighs
in on the issue.
Kate's
Collage. The National Retail Federation gave advice
to consumers on how to get the best value while Christmas shopping
in our stores. Read the NRF's advice here.
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column, click on "Refresh" or "Reload" button on
your browser.)
TAKE THE CLN POLL: WAL-MART!
In the last issue, CLN listed some effects the industry
would feel if Wal-Mart ever dropped its craft and fabric
departments. Now it's your turn: Would the lack of our industry's
products in Wal-Mart help or hurt the industry? (Note: To
read the original article, click on "CLN Archives" in the
right-hand column, then "2006," then
"11/06/06.") To vote, click on "Industry Polls"
in the right-hand column or click HERE.
CLN
POLL: THE INDUSTRY VOTES FOR
CONGRESS
(Note: Most participants in the CLN poll voted on
Monday, Nov. 6, the day before actually voting in the election.) A
whopping 63% of the voters in CLN's unscientific poll said
the U.S. was going in the wrong direction. Only 14.8% thought the
country was on the right track, and 22.2% were not sure.
As was the case in the actual election, voters took out their
wrath on incumbents and Republicans. Democratic candidates for the
House of Representatives received 56.6% of the CLN election
votes, while Republicans received 41.5%. Only 1.9% were not sure who
would earn their vote, planned to vote for a third-party candidate,
or did not plan to vote.
Almost half of the CLN voters, 48.9%, planned to vote
against their incumbent, while only 29.8% said they would vote for
the current office holder. Almost a fifth, 17.0%, were still
uncertain, while 4.3% said there was no incumbent in their local
race.
(Comment: From syndicated columnist Leonard Pitts of the Miami
Herald: "I suspect I speak for many when I say I'm tired of
wedge politics. I'm tired of stupid. I'm tired of greed. I'm tired
of polarization. I'm tired of red and blue mattering more than red,
white, and blue.")
MICHAELS NEW OWNERS IN COURT
Shareholders filed a federal lawsuit last week against The
Blackstone Group, Bain Capital, and 11 other private equity firms
claiming their investments were hurt when the buyout firms violated
antitrust laws, Reuters reported. Blackstone and Bain recently
acquired Michaels for $44/share. Blackstone President Tony James
told the Reuters Investment Banking Summit he had never seen
collusion, but representatives for Bain and Blackstone declined to
comment.
The suit alleges the investment firms conspired to fix deal
prices, and Reuters quoted the suit as claiming the plaintiffs
claimed they "were paid less for their equity shares that they
sold to the private equity defendants and their co-conspirators than
they would have been paid under conditions of free and open
competition."
The lawsuit seeks unspecified damages and asked the District
Court in Manhattan to grant it class action status.
WILL THE U.S. ELECTIONS AFFECT OUR INDUSTRY?
Not much. Until January we'll have a lame duck Congress and
President, and the 2008 election campaign will start in earnest in
about a year. That gives the Democratic Congress only about a year
to make good on campaign promises, and President Bush still wields
the veto pen.
1. Minimum wage. Look for Congress to increase it, but
more than half the states already have a higher minimum wage.
President Bush will sign the bill, especially if there are
safeguards for small businesses.
2. International trade. Congress may pass legislation to
pressure China to allow its currency to float against other
currencies, thus making U.S. products more price competitive; clamp
down harder on copyright violations; and improve its human rights
record. But don't count on President Bush to sign it for two
reasons: A) As long as the U.S. needs Chinese help
controlling North Korea's nuclear program, President Bush won't be
tougher on other issues. B) China has helped finance our
federal budget deficit, in effect becoming a banker for the U.S.
When is the last time you threatened your banker?
JO-ANN'S NEWS
Earnings. Jo-Ann's releases its third-quarter earnings
today (Monday) after the market closes, and CEO/President Darrell
Webb and Exec VP/CFO James Kerr will hold a conference call at 4:30
pm EST. The call will be broadcast live over the Internet.
The call can be accessed at Jo-Ann Stores' web site at www.joann.com.
(Click on "About Jo-Ann Stores" at the top of the page;
then "Our Company"; then "Investor Relations";
then the "Conference Call" icon.) The call will be
archived for those unable to listen to the live call.
Warehouse. GE Commercial Finance Business Property Corp.
purchased the 631,000-sq.-ft. Jo-Ann's west coast distribution
center in Visalia, CA for an undisclosed amount. The deal is a
sale-leaseback transaction and Jo-Ann's operations there continue.
Finances. Moody's Investors Service downgraded all ratings
of Jo-Ann's and left the ratings on review for possible further
downgrade. Moody's believes the current liquidity position is
adequate. "However, comparable store sales and margins have
fared poorly over recent quarters as most categories have generated
weaker results than industry peers. In Moody's view, customer count
and sales conversion have fallen as potential customers have not
found an appealing product selection and shopping environment at
Jo-Ann. Moody's believes that the company's strategic options could
considerably narrow if the fourth quarter is weak given our
expectation that the new CEO may not have an impact until the second
half of calendar 2007."
Internet. Joann.com launched its holiday shopping season
with sales, deeply discounted door-busters, and free shipping
promotions. Discounted prices are offered on 1,000+ "Gifts to
Make" such as dollhouses, jewelry, and hand-knit projects; 500
"Gifts to Take" such as scrapbooking totes and thread
sets; and 300+ "Holiday Decorations" with Christmas trees
and collectible ceramic houses.
CARON ACQUIRES WESTEX
Caron Int. has acquired Westex, a New Jersey-based importer of
needlework notions and accessories which are sold in the industry's
major chain stores. Neil Finkelstein, president of Westex and
long-time industry veteran, will join the management team of Caron,
which is a division of National Spinning.
"We are delighted to add the Westex line of products and
Neil’s considerable expertise to our resources as a category
leader," notes Caron's Ed Bolen, VP/General Manager. "This
acquisition expands our presence in the yarn and stitchery aisle and
complements our extensive yarn, needlework kit, and knitting machine
lines. "As we pursue a focused plan for growth and
diversification of the Caron product offering, we expect to leverage
Neil’s experience and expertise in sales, global sourcing, and new
product development."
Current Westex operations have been relocated to, and customers
will be serviced from, Caron’s Washington, NC distribution center.
PROVO RECALLS SNAPS, CLIPS
The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, in cooperation with
Provo Craft, announced a voluntary recall approximately 76,000
decorative snaps and metal clips because they contain high levels of
lead, which can cause adverse health effects if ingested by young
children. No injuries or incidents have been reported..
The recall involves the Rob and Bob Studio Clip-Ease metal
clips with model numbers 28-1084, 28-1085 and 28-1086 and the Rob
and Bob Studio Snap-Ease snaps with model number 28-1080. The
product name and model number can be found on the packaging.
According to the CPSC, the products have been sold in scrapbook
stores and craft retailers nationwide from August 2005 through
October 2006 for about $6.
THE STATE OF YARN SALES
In the previous issue, CLN confessed to confusion when
reporting on yarn sales and asked for help. Some comments from
readers:
1. "Just from wholesalers I’ve had recent contact
with, I have heard that the independent side of the yarn market is
still staying strong. While yarn sales had dropped from last year’s
all-time high, this fall it's self correcting and some businesses
are actually seeing growth again." – Yarn Manufacturer
2. "Prices are low because yarn is being sold
everywhere." – Craft Retailer
3. "Yarn seems to be going nowhere. Sales are still
well above three years ago, but still languishing at the levels of
last fall. We think there is just nothing inspiring for the consumer
to latch onto. Your note about Julia Roberts and the Friday Night
Knitting Club [movie] should be something our marketing geniuses
should jump all over. It should be a huge shot in the arm for all
crafting." – Ben Franklin Retailer
4. "We sell to hundreds of knitting shops and the
large catalog/internet companies. The catalog customers seem to have
weathered the slowdown better than the individual shops have. Most
of our catalog companies are up from last year while only some are
down slightly.
"We may have been experiencing a slowdown in the knitting
industry recently for two reasons: A) a reduction in overall
demand from the public, and B) a shift in buying patterns to
online and catalog purchases and away from storefronts, independent
and chain. Gasoline prices and the overall shape of the economy also
have an influence on these issues.
"We need to keep the industry moving with new ideas,
designs, and new products. We consistently generate the majority of
our income from the products we have introduced within the last
12-18 months, year after year. The old ones never go away, but the
new ones generate interest and excitement and help us grow as a
result. – Yarn Tool/Accessory Manufacturer
WAL-MART, TARGET REPORT EARNINGS
Wal-Mart reported sales for the third quarter rose 12.0% to
$83.543 billion. Income rose 7.1% to $2.594 billion $0.62/share).
"Although sales in the U.S. were softer than we hoped for in
the third quarter, there are real opportunities in the fourth
quarter to build on the momentum of the aggressive pricing strategy
we have implemented in our stores for the holiday season," said
CEO Lee Scott.
For the third quarter the Wal-Mart Stores segment had operating
income (income before net interest expense, income taxes,
unallocated corporate overhead, minority interest, and discontinued
operations) of $3.639 billion, an increase of 9.9%. Same-store sales
for the company's U.S. stores rose 1.5% for the quarter and 2.3% for
the first three quarters.
Meanwhile, Target's third-quarter profit rose 16% and sales rose
11%. Earnings were $506 million ($0.59/share). Analysts surveyed by
Thomson Financial were expecting $0.55/share. Revenue rose to $13.57
billion from $12.21 billion, and same-store sales increased 4.6%. CFO Doug Scovanner said the company expects to earn
$3.17/share for the full year.
EMAIL: WHY PEOPLE STOP CRAFTING
Although I work in the craft industry, I was a craft consumer
first and I'm still a craft consumer. Unlike most, I did not craft
as a child, but picked up crafting in my very early 20's.
I've stopped purchasing craft supplies over the last few years
because I'm bored with most crafts today. Actually there is only one
main craft featured in our industry and that, of course, is
scrapbooking. Beading and the needlearts are featured in magazines
and I do projects from time to time, but nothing like I did in my
20's and 30's. Everything is focused on
paper and I am just not inspired by what I see. I'm tired of bad
customer service and trying to find the supplies I really want. I
work too hard to spend my money in a store where the staff seems to
be having a bad day everyday! All my supplies except yarn were
purchased online.
So what filled the gap? Gardening and cooking. Practical. Plenty
of inspiration. And I'm not bored. However, I will say that I am
enjoying knitting, needlepunch, and felting (with roving, not
squares!). I've spent several hundred dollars on those three crafts
in the last 12 months. My
inspiration has come from the web and I'm grateful for websites
more and more as the industry remains stuck in "memories."
– Name Withheld
EMAIL: WHY PEOPLE START BEADING
I always swore I would never be bitten by the bead bug. Jewelry
making was not my thing and I just did not need another craft to add
to my list and in exploding studio.
Then it happened. I was sucked in by the "pretties" and
the wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am ease of the hobby. I resisted for so
long, even though so many of my friends were bead artists, bead
editors, and bead makers – but eventually I gave in to the bead
madness.
I could actually buy beads, go home, and put together a piece of
jewelry in less than the time it took me to lay out all my adhesives
for a collage project. But the best part for me?
This craft, unlike any of the others I have done, allows me to
really wear my creations out in public. Because I live in a warm
climate, my crocheted and knitted items sit unloved and unworn. I
can actually show people what I do in my "spare time" and
get compliments that are spontaneous and not solicited (unlike when
you drag a friend in to see your latest stenciling project or
altered book).
Plus, the gift-making potential is awesome; most women love
jewelry, and I can match the beads to their personality and wardrobe
to make the gift unique to them. Another added plus is that it also
makes me a "cool mom" in the eyes of my 13 year old. She
and her friends love to sit and bead with me. They go home with a
finished project and I get to hear all about their lives as they
craft and chat. I was even able to buy some strands of Pokemon
beads for my 10 year-old son. We have no idea what we will make with
them but he was thrilled!
Beading is a great hobby for those with limited space, time, and
money. You can start small and for less than $50 be on your way to
great results. Not too many crafts are like that. Plus, you keep up
with the trends easily and your results are store quality (not as
easy to do with sewing/crocheting). You can sit for 15 minutes or 5
hours, so it fits my unpredictable schedule. It is also the one
hobby I have been able to pull my previously non-crafty friends
into: the results are instant and there is no frustration factor or
learning curve for simple stringing. I am still a simple stringer
most of the time, but one day I may throw myself into more artistic
creations. It’s all about the beads.... – Pam Smart
NEW PRODUCTS & NEWS
(Note: CLN 's new section is devoted to new products and
any vendor is welcome to submit material. However, CLN will
not publish photos and lengthy descriptions – that's the trade
magazines' forte. CLN will publish a very brief description
and a link to it IF the vendor's website has a description of the
product or line. So vendors, email your product press releases to CLN
at mike@clnonline.com.)
Artograph introduced its Animation Light Box for
animation and cartooning products. Visit www.artograph.com.
Brushstrokes has unveiled Artscapes, a new line of
stationery and home dec products using its remarkable, patented 3-D
art reproduction process that makes the reproductions look – and
feel – like the original paintings. Visit www.brushstrokesfineart.com/artscapes.
C&T's Spring/Summer 2007 catalog is available. Call
800-284-1114 for a copy. There are new titles on quilting, fiber
arts, paper crafts, and knitting/crochet.
F+W's North Light Books will release Domiknitrix:
Whip Your Knitting Into Shape by Jennifer Stafford on Dec. 1.
It's filled with edgy projects for the younger crowd. Stafford's
website is at www.domiknitrix.com.
Other new titles include YarnPlay by Lisa Shobhana Mason and Crochet
Squared by Marsha Polk. Visit www.fwpublications.com.
The Image Permanence Institute at the Rochester Institute of
Technology has two excellent free guides, "A Consumer Guide for
the Recovery of Water-Damaged Traditional and Digital Prints"
and "A Consumer Guide to Traditional and Digital Print
Stability." Download them at www.imagepermanenceinstitute.org.
Clotilde redesigned its website and added new features.
The site features about 2,000 sewing and quilting items. The mail
order company was started in 1971 by Clotilde Lampe selling All-Purpose
Pins from her garage, and was sold to Dynamic Resource Group in
2002. Visit www.clotilde.com.
Dimensions' Spring 2007 Needlecrafts catalog is now
available. Call 800-523-8452.
Interweave Press is offering 10 free holiday craft
patterns to its website. To see projects with Christmas and winter
themes, visit, www.interweave.com/magazines/holiday.
Magnetic Poetry has introduced three new impactful Words
& Crafts Letter stamp collections: Big Letter Stamps-Upper Case, Big
Letter Stamps-Lower Case, and Smarty. Visit www.wordsandcrafts.com
or www.magneticpoetry.com.
Nancy's Knit Knacks is now shipping its commercial grade Heavy
Duty Ball Winder for knitters. Visit www.nancysknitknacks.com/ball_winder.htm.
Search Press USA just launched its own website with the
latest info on almost 30 new titles, including five jewelry and
beading books, two reissued highly collectible vintage knitting
books, and the first three titles in the new Passion for Paper series.
Visit www.searchpressusa.com.
Unibind unveiled its PhotoBook Creator, a
do-it-yourself complete photo binding system for consumers. It can
make hard-cover 8 ½" x 11" personalized photo albums in
seconds. Visit www.thomas-pr.com/pressreleases/unibindcreator.html.
RANDOM NOTES, RANDOM THOUGHTS
Earlier this month Vietnam received approval for membership in
the World Trade Organization, which cleared the way for Congress to
pass legislation granting Vietnam permanent normal trade relations.
According to the Wall Street Journal, President Bush pushed
for speedy approval so he could announce it during his trip there,
but that required a two-third's vote, and the lame-duck Republican
House refused to go along. The bill only received a majority of
votes, and is expected to pass later this year when only a majority
is required.
Why mention this in a craft industry newsletter? Because some
far-thinking importers, worried about having too many of their eggs
in the Chinese basket, are looking to Viet Nam, whose economy has
grown even faster than China's.
Want to know more? Craft industry veteran Bill Shugarts has
founded Tradewinds, designed to help U.S. companies do
business in Vietnam. Email Bill at wshugarts@aol.com.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS: CHA
1. Members' online registration for the Winter Show in
Anaheim is now available. Visit www.expologic.com/chawinter.
2. Rob Bostick, CEO of JudiKins, was named to the
board of directors, replacing Ron Staffieri who accepted a new
position outside of the industry. His term is effective immediately
and will run through December 2008. Bostick and his wife Judi
Watanabe founded JudiKins, a manufacturer of rubber stamps, in 1988
in their garage. The company has won four CHA Innovations
awards. In 1991, his company purchased a small stamp store called
Stamp Stamp Stamp that quickly grew into four store locations. Those
store ultimately evolved into the online store, www.stampstampstamp.com
(Note: To read some of Rob's thoughts on the industry, see
his column, "We Need Hog Wild Crazy Customers," Visit
click on "Memory, Paper & Stamps" in the left-hand
column or click HERE.)
3. Exhibitor deadlines. Want CHA to invite particular
buyers to the show? Send the Buyer Invitation Form to CHA by Dec. 4
... To have new products included in the Innovations
showcase, register by Dec. 21. The forms are included in the
"Power Marketing Program" sent to all exhibitors. For a
copy, call 800-822-0494.
4. Five scrapbook companies joined forces to present a
Mega Workshop on Sat. Jan. 27 (noon-5:00 pm), "Class Magic with
5 Industry Innovators." Memories in Uniform, Timeless
Touches, Bisous, Croppin’ Companion, and Art
Declassified will each be teach a project or an organization
system.
5. CHA is seeking candidates for its Nominating Committee
to serve a one-year term in 2007. The Committee is an autonomous
group responsible for nominating candidates to the board of
directors. Nominate yourself or another eligible member by
completing the online submission form at www.craftandhobby.org/2007membernom.html.
The deadline is Nov. 24. The general membership will choose the five
winners. Voting will be by written ballot or by electronic voting at
a kiosk to in the registration area at the Winter Show until close
of business Jan. 29. The winners will be announced at the annual
business meeting breakfast, Jan. 30.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS – CHRISTMAS
STORE HOURS. Stores opening on the Friday after
Thanksgiving at 6:00 am is becoming old hat. Now many stores and
malls plan to open the minute after Thanksgiving, the Baltimore
Sun reports.
LANGUAGE. After being criticized by some religious groups
for saying "Happy Holidays" on signs, displays, and ads
instead of "Merry Christmas" last year, Wal-Mart is
returning to "Merry Christmas."
GIFT CARDS. The National Retail Federation Gift Card
Survey found that gift card sales will total $24.81 billion this
holiday season, up $6 billion over 2005. Plus, the average consumer
will spend more on gift cards than last year ($116.51 vs. $88.03).
FLORALS. ""There seems to be a surge of interest
in dried floral arrangements this year. We've got a lot of people
coming in for supplies to make seasonal dried arrangements they're
intending for Christmas gifts. And molding, decorating, and
personalizing stepping stones – with hand prints, messages, and
colorful jewels or stones – is a very popular Christmas gift
project." – Bryan Crowder, Hobby Lobby store manager (Springfield
[MO] News Leader)
QUOTATION. "Although gas prices have declined, the
slow housing market appears to be hurting consumer spending power as
home improvement and home furnishing categories begin to struggle.
With the holiday season just around the corner, retailers hope
consumers are ready to bounce back .... " – Rosalind
Wells,
Chief Economist for the National Retail Federation
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS
WEARABLES. The Nov. 16 edition of NBC's The Today Show included
a segment in which Bobbi Thomas used craft products such as Duncan's
Tulip and Aleene's Tacky Glue and Plaid's Mod
Podge to "Add a dash of dazzle with D.I.Y. style" to
clothing, purses, and jewelry. Thomas is the co-host of The
Fashion Police on the Style tv network. To read an abbreviated
version of the segment, visit www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15732741.
BEADS, I. Retailer Kathy Olliges of Dee's in
Louisville writes, "I just got back from a trip to New York;
it's been about 2 1/2 years since I have been there. I was amazed at
the amount of bead stores that have opened in the garment district.
They are mostly retail/wholesale operations. There was at least 1-2
bead stores per block. One had a room about 15-20' that was all
turquoise strands. They seemed to be geared toward wholesale, but
also are selling to anyone off the street. If this is any indication
to the strength of the bead industry. it is very encouraging."
BEADS, II. Dimensions Bead Blast kit was the Grand
Prize winner for activity toys for ages 8-9 in Family Fun's
Toy of the Year contest.
PAINT. The Chicago Bears are having an excellent season
and the fans are excited. So excited, in fact, that the Chicago
Tribune published an article on how to paint your face in Bears'
colors. The article recommended Palmer face paints.
SCRAPBOOKIING, I. All My Memories has discontinued its
paper and embellishment lines to concentrate on expansion into the
scrapbook/photo storage options, craft organization, and on-the-go
portability product markets, and expanding its network of
distribution partners. The company is closing out its inventory of
papers, card stocks, ribbons, and hard and soft embellishments at
prices below wholesale. Visit www.allmymemories.com.
SCRAPBOOKING, II. Linda Fantin of the Salt Lake Tribune
wrote a funny article with a serious point, "Have
scrapbookers cropped out their sense of humor?" She argues that
consumers concentrate on "sweet" and rarely create pages
that make people laugh. She suggests a slogan from Matt Groening,
creator of the Simpsons: "Families are about love
overcoming emotional torture.'" Fantin blames manufacturers for
not providing more levity in their products. To read the complete
article, visit www.sltrib.com/ci_4649418.
SCRAPBOOKING, III. The National Scrapbooking Assn. offers
NSA consumer members a card that enables them to receive discounts
at participating NSA stores. Visit www.nsa.gs.
WORTHY CAUSES. Visit www.savethechildren.org
to download an action kit and patterns to knit/crochet caps for poor
babies around the world. The Warm Up America! site, www.warmupamerica.org,
has info, too.
NEW COMPANY. Industry veteran Mark Lee, previously VP for AMACO
and Makin’s Clay, has formed DreamSolutions
Marketing. Mark and his team will focus on marketing, national
sales rep development/management, domestic and international
sourcing, product development, web design, and consumer research.
Mark is specializing in strategically expanding product placement
for small and mid-size companies in typical craft and art channels
and non-traditional distribution channels. To contact Mark, call
317-270-0836; email markhlee@insightbb.com,
or visit www.dreamsolutionsmarketing.com.
LOOKING FOR REPS. Helmar Australia is looking for U.S.
manufacturer’s representatives. Call CEO Mark Ripper at (011
612-9627-4666) or email (mripper@helmar.com.au).
PEOPLE. The Dallas Morning News published a
fascinating profile of Don Mechanic, of Don Mechanic Ent. To
read about his comeback from bankruptcy (the retail chain, Zaks) and
his relationship with Mike Dupey, visit www.donmechanic.com/files/article_knight.htm
... A.C. Moore named Roxanne Stankiewicz VP of Human
Resources. She had been Director of Human Resources for the Intimate
Apparel Group of Warnaco, and prior to that held human resources
positions for companies Gianni Versace USA, Saks Fifth Avenue,
Limited Express, and Macy's.
THE CREATIVE NETWORK: JOB OPENINGS
To see the latest listing of job openings offered by the only
personnel recruitment firm specializing in our industry, click on
Jobs in the left-hand column or click HERE.
THE CLN RETAIL INDEX
A. C. Moore (ACMR). Last*: 21.93 ... Change**: +0.25
Hancock Fabrics (HKF). Last*: 3.20 ... Change**: +0.24
Jo-Ann Stores (JAS). Last*: 18.03 ... Change**: +0.31
Wal-Mart (WMT). Last*: 47.59 ... Change**: +0.06
CLN Retail Index. Last*: 73.46 ... Change**: +1.0%
Dow Jones Index. Last*: 12,342.56 ... Change**: +3.0%
*Nov. 17 ** from Nov. 3 Prices are exclusive of dividends
Adjusted for the absence of Michaels, which is no longer
publicly traded
AN HMO MANAGER AT THE PEARLY GATES
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly
gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify
themselves.
One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric
spine surgeon and helped kids overcome their deformities." St.
Peter said, "You can enter."
The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist. I helped
people rehabilitate themselves." St. Peter also invited him in.
The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was an HMO
manager. I helped people get cost-effective health care." St.
Peter said, "You can come in, too."
But as the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, "You can
stay three days. After that, you can go to Hell."
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