Date: January 1,
2007
Vol. XI, No. 1
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
COMMENTARY: A CHRISTMAS
PUZZLEMENT
Would someone please explain to me why retailers can only
count gift card revenue when the cards are redeemed? Retailers
received the money when the card was purchased, why not count it
then? Early reports say the Christmas season was disappointing, up
only 4.3% instead of the predicted 5%. But the estimated $25 billion
in gift cards, can't be counted yet.
If there's an accounting pro reading this, who can explain why
gift cards aren't counted when they're sold, please let me know! (mike@clnonline.com.)
NEW COLUMNS THIS ISSUE
Business-Wise.
More predictions for 2007 from Pete Heinsimer of Westlake
Associates on the industry, Kathie Stull of KS Productions on
industry-related television, Jan Kahn of Caron on yarn, and
others.
Memory,
Paper & Stamps. Pam Riddell of The Riddell Group and
Maps2Memories and Xyron Inc. gaze into the future of
scrapbooking and see....
Designing
Perspectives. Cindy Groom Harry, the driving force behind
the successful integration of the Society of Creative Designers into
the CHA Designer Section, describes the world in 2007 for
designers – and how manufacturers can use them to benefit both
groups.
Category
Reports. If you haven't read it yet, don't miss Phil
Metzger's touching "Teaching Painting To Heroes," a
first-hand report on teaching wounded military vets how to paint at
Walter Reed hospital.
Tech Topics.
"A bit of research and a small (under $200) hardware
investment can have you reaching thousands of customers interested
in your product," says Michelle Temares. (She's talking about
blogs and podcasts.)
"Vinny
Da Vendor" and "Benny
Da Buyer." Provo Craft's explanation of its
marketing/sales policies for the Cricut, and retailers'
reaction, are still online, as is a listing of new CHA Winter
Show exhibitors in New
Trade Show Exhibitors.
Note: To read the columns, click on the titles in the
left-hand column. If it appears to be an "old" column,
click on the "Refresh" or "Reload" button on
your browser.
TAKE THE CLN POLL:
PLANS FOR THE WINTER SHOWS
Buyers, do you expect to order more or less at this month's trade
shows? Exhibitors, how do you think your business will fare at this
month's shows? To vote, click on Industry Polls in the right-hand
column or click HERE.
CLN POLL: OPTIMISM FOR
2007
The new year will be excellent for business, according to
respondents in CLN's unscientific poll. A full one third said
they expected their business to increase 10% or more, while 36.4%
think business will improve by 1%-9%. Almost a quarter, however,
24.2%, expect sales to be flat. Only 6.1% expect business to decline
1%-9%, and no one thought business would drop 10% or more. (Comment:
We hope the voters are correct, but we wonder if, perhaps, some
readers were too depressed to vote.)
YEAR-END, FOURTH-QUARTER STOCK
REPORT
It was a good year for stocks, particularly for the CLN Index stocks.
If an investor bought $1,000 worth of Index stocks at the end
of 2005, that investment would now be worth $1,240.92, an increase
of 24.1%. The Index outperformed the Dow, which rose 16.3%;
the S&P, up 13.6%; and the NASDAQ, which rose 9.5%. (All the
figures are exclusive of dividends.)
The year's big winner was Jo-Ann's, which more than
doubled, up 106.8%. A.C. Moore rose a hefty 48.9%, and Michaels
had risen 24.6% when the trading stopped. Although Hancock
rebounded in the fourth quarter (see below), the stock fell 15.9%
for the year. Wal-Mart continued to stagnate, losing 1.4% for
the year. The stock was almost $65 in early 2002 and has gradually
sunk to the mid/upper $40's since then.
For industry related companies not included in the CLN Index,
Martha Stewart Omnimedia increased 25.4%. Target
outperformed Wal-Mart again, but increased only 3.7% for the year. Meredith
rose 7.7% and Primedia, which sold it's craft/jewelry
magazines during the quarter, rose 3.7%.
The CLN Index performed well in the fourth quarter, but
not quite as well as the Dow which rose 6.7 and NASDAQ, which rose
6.9%. The CLN Index, accounting for Michaels going private
and therefore its shares no longer traded, rose 6.2%. The S&P
increased 6.1%.
Among individual stocks in the CLN Index, Jo-Ann's was the
big winner, increasing 45.9% in the quarter. Hancock was up 19.9%,
and A.C. Moore increased 13.9%. Only Wal-Mart declined, down 6.4%.
Regarding other industry-related stocks, Martha Stewart Omnimedia
rose 23.3% and Target rose 3.3%. Among publishers, Meredith rose
14.2% and Primedia increased 11.2%.
FOURTH-QUARTER INSIDER STOCK
TRADING REPORT
Investors did well in 2006, and so did board members and company
execs with stock options. The fourth quarter also showed the
changing of the guard at A.C. Moore and Jo-Ann's. A.C.
Moore's Director William Kaplan cashed in 912,000 stock options for
$17,011,000. Jo-Ann's former Chair/CEO Alan Rosskamm sold a total of
261,121 shares for $5,255,606.
A.C. Moore Director Richard Lesser sold 8,900 shares for
$200,005, and Director Richard Drake cashed in 1,100 shares for
$25,300. Exec VP for Store Operations sold 5,000 shares for
$110,050, and President Larry Fine sold 13,334 shares for $295,748.
Hancock reported no execs or directors cashing in stock
options in the fourth quarter. Wal-Mart's Vice Chair, Michael
Duke, sold 38,708 shares for $457,141, and Sr. VP Charles Holley
sold 1,166 shares for $13,770.
2006: A REPORT CARD
A year ago CLN published a list of challenges facing the
industry in 2006. How did we do? Here's a condensed list, and a
report card:
Beads. "Much of the trend is taking place outside our
stores; how do we bring more beaders into our stores?" GRADE B+
Chains Stores. "Whoever is hired as CEO of A.C.
Moore and Jo-Ann's will have a major impact on the
industry." The jury is still out on A.C. Moore's Rick Lepley
and Jo-Ann's Darrell Webb, but it appears to be a case of so far, so
good. GRADE: Incomplete
Decorative Painting/Cross Stitch. "The categories
need new designs that attract a younger audience, and projects that
allow younger consumers to somehow do their own thing.... Retailers
need to lighten up on pricing." GRADE: C+ for designs, F for
pricing.
Home Dec. "Convince the consumer that our stores have
AT LEAST as many inexpensive, creative home dec ideas as Home Depot
or Lowe's. GRADE: D
Merchandising. "Make our stores more
interesting." GRADE: D.
Michaels. "The U.S. is pretty well filled with
Michaels' stores; Where does it go for growth?" GRADE:
Incomplete, given the company's sale in 2006.
Retailers. "Need to reduce pricing pressure on
vendors so they have money for new product development, promotions,
inspiration, and education." GRADE: F
Scrapbooking. "Stop the constant emphasis on new
products every three months" GRADE: C ... "Independents
need to control their inventory and open-to-buy, and concentrate
more on attracting newcomers." GRADE: C. ... "Provide
products and services that digital scrapbookers will want to buy –
in our stores." GRADE C.
Young Consumers. "We need to understand them."
GRADE: C (It would be an F if not for the series of seminars on
younger customers at the CHA Winter Show.)
Yarn. "Entice the newcomers who knitted a scarf to
try larger projects." GRADE: C
PREDICTIONS FOR 2007
Here are highlights from industry pros about the prospects for
the new year. To read their complete articles, read Busines-Wise,
Memory,
Paper & Stamps, and Designing
Perspectives.
"The best-of-breed suppliers will continue to constantly
develop new products, programs, and concepts – some of which will
be the next scrapbooking. The biggest deterrent to developing the
next winner would be retailers and suppliers not working together to
do so." – Peter Heinsimer, Westlake Associates (Click
on Business-Wise)
"Chain stores will start to shrink their scrapbooking
departments and move on to the next big thing. Manufacturers, some
of whom have enjoyed a roller-coaster ride on the backs of chains,
will turn more attention to the independents if they (manufacturers)
ultimately want to survive." – Pam Riddell, The
Riddell Group and Maps2Memories (Click on Memory, Paper
& Stamps)
"Many companies have been questioning if scrapbook has
peaked and where the market is going; my take is that scrapbookers
have become crafters – they just don't know it.... Also, we are
seeing huge interest on both our web site and from consumer mail on
digital or computer-based scrapbooking." – Kathy Stull,
KS Productions, producers of numerous industry-related tv
series for PBS.
"Sales will be flat in 2007 for many suppliers unless they
can find other places to sell their wares. Diversification will be
the key to survival, but that's always been the case." –
Industry Manufacturer (Click on Business-Wise)
"Where scrapbooking manufacturers and retailers will see
growth is with non-scrapbookers and among scrapbookers who start to
use their scrapbooking tools/supplies in new and different ways; as
essentials for home décor,
entertaining, kids crafts, and other projects." – Xyron,
Inc. (Click on Memory,
Paper & Stamps)
""Designers will acclimate and settle into the CHA
Designer Section. They'll form small networking groups of 4-8
designers, connecting and supporting each other through email."
– Cindy Groom Harry, Craft Marketing Connections (Click
on Designing
Perspectives)
NEW PRODUCT INFO
Interweave will have authors of new books at its TNNA
booth – Lisa Kartus, author of Knit Fix, will be there Jan.
13 and will sign complimentary copies of her book in Unicorn’s
booth (#245-251) Jan. 14, at 12:15 pm. Amy Singer, author of No
Sheep for You, will be in Interweave's booth Jan. 14. Lily Chin
will be signing her new book, Couture Crochet Workshop, at
the Unicorn booth Jan. 13, at 1 pm.
Chroma (CHA, #5301) will unveil its enhanced line of Archival
Oils, whose long-term flexibility allows artists to circumvent
traditional rules of oil painting, such as allowing paint layers to
settle without stress or cracking. Visit www.chromaonline.com
or call 800-257-8278.
Crafterstudio (CHA, #5529) is introducing two new
programs, Trendsetter Research Reports, which will be
emailed to subscribers showing what consumers are looking to do from
a category perspective, and a Retail Branding Program, which
allows, with the purchase of a license, a store access to multiple
printings of a project with its logo imbedded on it. The retailer
can then give them away or sell them. The site, www.crafterstudio.com/crafterstudio.html,
offers consumers a wide array of projects in various categories.
MEGA Brands (CHA #5135 is introducing new kids' crafts in
latch hook, picture framing, pillow art, painting, temporary
tattoos, etc., featuring Disney properties, including Disney
Princess, Pirates of the Caribbean, Hannah Montana,
and Little Einsteins. (MEGA Brands purchased Rose Art last
year.)
FINAL CALL FOR TRADE SHOW
PRODUCTS
There will be one more issue of CLN – Jan. 15 – before
the CHA Winter Show. Savvy buyers know they cannot see
everything at the show, so they do as much pre-show scouting as
possible. Exhibitors, send info about new products, and your booth
number, to CLN at mike@clnonline.com.
If the new products are online, send the URL, too.
EMAIL: WHY MANY INDEPENDENTS
FAIL
(Note: "Vinny Da Vendor" and "Benny Da
Buyer" contain Provo Craft's defense of its sales
policies regarding the Cricut, and retailers' responses. But
the issue is not limited to scrapbooking, as the author, a former
quilt shop owner, reveals.)
I don’t even sell the darn Cricuts and I was miffed at
the official position. So many retailers upset and that’s the best
batch of double talk that they could come up with? I competed with
chains for years, using "Local Store Marketing" efforts in
our quilt store. We did more in store, and we offered more classes
for less money, than any competitor. (Try to find a quilting class
at Michaels or Wal-Mart!)
Like other retailers, we saw people coming into our low-priced
classes with bags stocked with the needed supplies bought at
Wal-Mart. We constantly had people coming in asking how to use
expensive tools bought at Jo-Ann’s, people we never saw
again. Some had the moxie to ask us to help them by phone to save
them the trouble of coming in to our store.
I never had a manufacturer or distributor pay us (or even thank
us) for funneling this business to chains, but that’s what we were
doing. We created awareness, developed brands, taught, and waved
goodbye to the customer who knew which store had a coupon that week.
Of course we had time to do all this free instruction and local
marketing – and the customers figured that out, too – because we
weren’t busy ringing sales at the cash register. The expensive
stuff was being bought at a discount elsewhere.
That store is now closed, no surprise. You need the high-priced
items to keep a store going, and that’s the truth. My daughter
rides English hunter/jumper horses, and we have a tack store here in
town that lovely people own. They are helpful, knowledgeable, and
experienced. The store is well stocked, clean, and easy to shop.
They are doing everything right. I try to shop there for everything,
but I bought a saddle on eBay that cost $1,000 less than the one in
the local saddlery, even though I could afford it, and I really
wanted to frequent the local shop. It seemed downright imprudent to
drop an extra $1,000 just because I like the people. If I am going
to react that way, knowing what I know about small business and the
chances of that tack store surviving, what is the average consumer
going to say as she sets out to shop?
No more B.S. about the retailer being able to make up the losses
with Local Store Marketing. You undercut small stores too much, you
kill them. Then who will do the heavy lifting developing your brand
and your product?
I gave up and now sell on the Internet, and yes, I compete on
price. (And my husband’s business pays for that expensive hobby of
my daughter’s, since the craft business is kind of dicey!) Now I
buy inventory every year at a deep discount from well meaning
storeowners who are closing. But I regret that I had to go that
direction. – Catherine Bracken, DiscountNeedlework.com
(www.discountneedlework.com).
CHA TO HIGHLIGHT HOME DEC,
TECHNOLOGY
The real estate boom is over for now, so consumers will be
decorating, rather than "flipping." To help retailers take
advantage of the expected increase in home dec sales and technology,
the CHA Winter Show is offering a variety of special
seminars:
"Home Decorating: Bringing Crafts Home" (S103) with Jan
Page and Julie Stephani, editor of HomeArts magazine, sharing
tips for working in the home dec industry and opportunities for
product development and designer projects.
"Add Picture Framing to Your Craft Business" (S108).
Why framing is profitable and how to get started.
"DIY Seminar on Fabric Treatments, Framing and Wall
Decor" (S112). Hosts Vickie Howell of Knitty Gritty and
Michele Beschen of B. Original share the latest trends and
provide product demos in fabric treatments and framing techniques.
"Accent on Home" (S115). A panel of the industry’s
top designers reveal creative ideas to turn any product into home
dec sales.
"DIY Seminar on Floral Design & Decorative
Painting" (S125). Hosts Cathie Filian and Steve Piacenza of Creative
Juice will demonstrate the latest home accent trends in floral
design and introduce new techniques in decorative painting.
There are also home dec-related product workshops sponsored by Lara's
Crafts (W022); Polyform Products (W100); and Princess
Mirah Design (W106).
"Should Your Second Store be Virtual? Making the Web Work
for You" (S116). Mary Liz Curtin explains how to set up and run
an online store and launch an email marketing campaign.
"Digital Opportunities: Boosting Revenue and Driving Retail
Traffic" (S128). Fujifilm USA’s VP Gael Lundeen explains how
new advances in digital photography and photo imaging technologies
allow retailers to offer unique, in-store digital
photo-printing services.
To register and/or review full details of the entire show
schedule, visit www.chashow.org.
(Note: Don't delay. CHA officials told CLN 20
workshops are already sold out, as are some of the convention
hotels.)
RANDOM NOTES ON SCRAPBOOKING
1. A teacher at an independent scrapbook store complained
on Two Peas about the owners' new rules: teachers could only
conduct classes using "old, clearanced, and overstocked
products." That's not as self-defeating as it might appear.
Consider:
In the relatively early days of the industry, Zim's was
one of the pioneers and a major distributor. Eleanor Zimmerman would
always run a trade magazine ad that was a how-to project. When asked
one day how she picked the projects for the ad, Eleanor smiled and
said she'd go back into the warehouse and ask the employees which
products weren't selling so well. Then she'd make up a project using
some of those products and presto, sales would increase.
As one retailer said to CLN, "I don't need new
products; I need new ways to sell the products I already
carry."
2. Recently National Public Radio's Morning Edition included
a segment on the death of the videotape after only 20 years. The
report included a prediction that the same fate would befall the CD.
This should be a strong selling point for the scrapbook category
that wants consumers to continue making hard-copy memory albums:
"The way technology changes, will your grandchildren be able to
access your all-computer, CD scrapbooks?"
3. A recent Two Peas message board had a long thread about
independent scrapbook stores closing. Included in the discussion is
a comparison with the cross-stitch craze of the 1980s. CLN's
3/6/06 edition included a series comparing the two categories. Click
on "CLN Archives" in the right-hand column. Then 2006,
then 3/6/06.
RANDOM NOTES, RANDOM THOUGHTS
1. Kudos to Wal-Mart for funding When Parents
Are Deployed, a 30-minute PBS special designed to help the
700,000+ children under 5 who have one or more parents away from
home serving in the military. It's produced by Sesame Workshop.
Check your local listings.
2. I have been drafted by CNA magazine to be a
speaker at the CHA Winter Show seminar, "No Risk
Path to New Customers: New Revenue," (S117; Sun. 3-4:15 pm)
which will offer retailers suggestions for working with professional
crafters. I have written extensively about the conversion of my
wife, Barbara, from a hard-core non-crafter into a jewelrymaking
enthusiast or, uh, fanatic. I'll give you a first-hand view of how
professional crafters need stores like yours – and what they can
do for you.
3. Among the wide variety of CHA Winter Show seminars
and workshops to choose from, a real no-brainer for retailers should
be the "$1.99 An Idea Luncheon" (E5080; Sun. 12:30-2 pm).
It's a change to sit down, eat lunch while avoiding the long
convention center food lines, and listen to Rick Kizer and Georganne
Bender give you specific, practical ways to improve your store's
profits.
4. Is this a sign of the times? I asked someone at a major
industry company for his predictions for 2007 and he said, "I
took a random poll and I couldn’t get two people in this building
to agree on anything."
5. Godspeed, Jerry Ford. Thank you for your service.
6. I am getting fed up with groups who think they have god
on their side telling me where to shop. The Christian law firm
Liberty Counsel told me I could shop at Wal-Mart because the
company used "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy
Holidays." Meanwhile, another group ran ads telling me not to
shop at Wal-Mart because of its employee practices. The ad asked,
"Where Would Jesus Shop?"
Gee, I didn't know Jesus needed to shop.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS
CLN STOCK INDEX. A.C. Moore: 21.67, down $0.57 ... Hancock:
3.44, up $0.25 ... Jo-Ann's: 24.40, down $0.14 ... Wal-Mart:46.18,
down $0.27 ... CLN Index: 95.69, down 0.08% ... Dow Jones:
12,463.15, up 0.14%. (Note: All changes in price are since
12/15 and are exclusive of dividends. In previous years the CLN Stock
Index was published as a separate article in each issue. But because
Rag Shop and Michaels are no longer publicly traded,
the CLN Index will be listed in Miscellaneous News.)
PROFIT-TAKING. Olstein Capital Management sold some of its
shares in Jo-Ann's, reducing its stake in the company from
7.8% to 4.9%. A Securities and Exchange Commission filing said,
"Olstein believes that [Jo-Ann's] has taken steps to improve
its corporate performance, including management changes and
corporate governance improvements, as well as other business
developments." (Note: Jo-Ann's stock increased 46% in
the fourth quarter.)
SHIPPING. UPS will increase its ground shipment rates by
an average of 4.9% and boost air express and international shipments
from the U.S. by an average of 6.9%, the Associated Press reported.
FedEx increased its express shipping rates by 3.5% and the cost of
first-class mail is expected to increase three cents this spring.
JOBS. Crafts America (dba Herr’s Pacific) is looking for
a Sales Manager to be located onsite in Danville, IL. Responsible
for in-house and outside sales force – hiring, training,
evaluation, and management. Interested parties can email Leslie
Pouilliard at leslie@herrspacific.com,
or call 217-442-4121.
CONTEST. Jan. 22 is the deadline to enter Toner
Plastics Professional Designer Challenge that
offers three $150 prizes and a $200 Grand prize for projects using
Toner products such as CraftLace, Fun Wire, and Toner
Hemp and the themes are Children, Seasonal, and Jewelry. Winners
will be announced at Toner's CHA booth, #3820. To enter,
complete the Challenge entry form at www.tonercrafts.com.
PEOPLE. Activa named industry veteran Jim Tierney,
formerly of The Mountain Idea, as National Sales Manager,
reporting to David Murray ... A.C. Moore hired Daniel Maguire
as VP of Store Planning and Visual Presentation. He most recently
served as the Chief Store Development Officer of DOTS, a national
retailer of women's plus-sized fashions. Prior to that, he served in
senior management positions with Jo-Ann's ... DRG promoted
Michele Fortune to Product VP and Dan Fink to Marketing VP.
marketing.
SEWING. The media coverage continues. The 12/23 edition of
NBC's Nightly News included a report "that talked about
the growing interest in sewing, especially among younger customers
who are looking to personalize their wardrobe," said Ellie Joos
of Ellie Joos & Associates. "There was a nice visual
plug for Bernina, with a close up of the machine, a nice plug
to G Street Fabrics and another store in San Francisco that
said all of their sewing classes are booked and have waiting
lists."
SIGN OF THE TIMES. The Peoria [IL] Journal Star reported
that the annual Salvation Army bell-ringing Christmas solicitation
brought in less money this season. One reason: because of the
increase in the use of debit cards, people don't carry as much
actual money any more.
QUOTATION. "We are trying to understand the consumer
and how SHE reacts, and even though we thought we had it figured out
for a few years, we are back in a morass of indecision with what
seems like a lack of creative juice flowing from manufacturers,
craft stores, and consumers." – Major Independent Craft
Retailer
MEDIA. Interweave Press is increasing the frequency of its
Interweave Crochet magazine from a semi-annual,
special-interest publication to a subscription-based quarterly, and
named Kim Werker as Editor. She is the founding editor of the online
magazine, Crochetme.com, and is the author of Crochet Me:
Projects and Inspiration for the Crochet Revolution, a
collaboration with designers from the website, to be published by
Interweave this fall. With the expansion of Interweave Crochet,
Interweave will have the largest "footprint" in the
needlework category. The company publishes Interweave Knits, Interweave
Crochet, Piecework, Spin-Off, Handwoven,
and Fiberarts. For ad info, email Tiffany Ball-Zerges at tiffanyb@interweave.com
or call 970-669-7455; for classifieds and shop listing: Corina
McClanahan, corinam@interweave.com
or 877-613-4621; for editorial and submissions inquiries for the
Fall 2007 issue, email Assistant Editor Katie Himmelberg, katieh@interweave.com.
YARN. Coats & Clark and Westminster Fibers are
supporting the upcoming exhibition, Radical Lace and Subversive
Knitting, Jan.25-July 17 at the Museum of Arts & Design in
NYC. The exhibition examines the mystique of contemporary lace
making, crocheting, knitting, tatting, and knotting, and will
feature world-renowned artists who use these mediums for creative
expression. The exhibition will include a variety of workshops, also
supported by Coats and Westminster. For more, visit www.madmuseum.org
or call 212.956.3535. (Comment: Some of the items to be
exhibited are absolutely remarkable.)
WOMEN. The National Retail Federation has launched an
online resource for female retail professionals, the Women’s
Resource Center, at www.nrf.com/wrc.
The Center features resources relating to professional development
and is password-protected for accessing networking directories.
SERVICES. Home Depot is offering small business owners
services such as payroll and credit card processing and business and
health insurance through its Business ToolBox program.
Business owners can also buy office supplies and computers.
LICENSING. Vendors interested in learning more about
licensing and the latest developments in that industry may want to
visit www.licensemag.com.
QUOTATION. "i finished shopping ... all internet ...
except ac moore ... u have 2 go in person ... to b inspired ... by
moms with daughters ... teachers in the check out line" –
Rosie O'Donnell speaking computer-ese in her blog at www.rosie.com.
CROSS STITCH. Yesterday's edition of Parade
magazine included "The Year's Quirkiest Stories." One of
the entries: "A parakeet called Spike was named Young Cross-Stitcher
of the Year by a British sewing magazine. Spike's owner – Sandra
Battye, 31, of Stevenage, England – said, 'She would sit on my
shoulder and watch me for hours. One day, she picked up the needle
in her beak and began cross-stitching. She is very good but still
gets a bit confused at how the patterns work.'"
THE CREATIVE NETWORK: JOB
OPENINGS
The only personnel recruitment firm specializing in our industry
has a number of job openings. To see the latest list, click on Jobs
in the left-hand column or click HERE.
MURPHY'S LESSER KNOWN LAWS FOR
2007
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who
don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of
getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it
wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a
time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. Things that come to those who wait will be the things
left by those who got there first.
10. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a
dark room.
11. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for
doing well.
12. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into
the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury
duty.
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