COMMENTARY: CONSUMERS
ARE LIKE THE TIDE
A stock broker asked me if I was concerned about A.C. Moore after
it released its fourth quarter and fiscal year results (see below).
I am not particularly worried; my concerns are wider and deeper than
any one company.
1. Many new investors and top execs have recently come
into the industry during a time of strong growth. They paid big
money on the assumption that the growth would continue unabated. But
they may not understand that craft consumers are like the tide. When
something's hot (cross stitch, wearable art, scrapbooking), the tide
rolls into our stores. When we go through a fallow period between
hot trends, the tide rolls out, something the newcomers haven't
seen, yet.
I think we may be entering one of those fallow periods;
scrapbooking is still strong, but does not appear to be growing as
it once was, and it is certainly consolidating. Something else will
come along – it always does – but not right away. This ebb and
flow has gone on for decades, but it will be new for the newcomers.
2. Because of pressure to produce growing sales and
profits now, regardless of the ebb and flow, we may see
companies make short-term decisions that help meet overly optimistic
quarterly budgets, but hurt in the long term. Then we may see
competent managers lose their jobs through no fault of their own.
They didn't suddenly become stupid; the tide simply ebbed a bit.
3. Because of the pressure they are under, some retailers
are putting extra pressure on vendors, particularly U.S. vendors.
When I hear reports of retailers threatening to source products
themselves overseas, raising fines for incorrect shipments, or
demanding even lower prices, the phrase "squeezing blood out of
a turnip" comes to mind.
The net effect is causing some vendors to close or look to other
industries, or reduce their new product development and marketing
efforts. That means less innovation and fewer new products. When
it's not profitable for vendors to develop new lines, it may be a
long time before the tide rolls in again.
NEW COLUMNS THIS ISSUE
"Vinny da Vendor". Reactions to CLN's
proposed code of ethics from chain store execs, manufacturers, sales
reps, and others.
Business-Wise. The ethics code that prompted "Vinny's"
responses is still online.
Kate's
Collage. Karen Ancona has been in the industry for
20+ years. As Editor of CNA, she's had a unique perspective
on the changes and evolutions in the industry. Excerpts: "... I
also fear that this is no longer the easy-entry industry it was, and
that means the true entrepreneurs, the risk takers, may be looking
elsewhere to grow an idea or float a business." Despite the
changes, "I still believe that accurate trend prediction is the
most important driver for profits for companies ...."
Note: To read the columns, click on the titles in the
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TAKE THE CLN POLL:
SCRAPBOOKING, BEADS, & YARN
These three categories have made the most news in recent months.
Where are they going from here? Make your predictions and cast your
votes by clicking on Industry Polls in the right-hand column or
click HERE.
CLN
POLL: PREDICTING 2007
AFTER THE TRADE SHOWS
Apparently retailers and vendors are now more positive about the
year, after having attended the January trade shows, than they were
about the shows themselves. Almost a fifth of the retailers, 18.8%,
in this unscientific poll predict their sales will now improve 10%
or more in 2007, and 37.5% believe sales will rise 1-10%. Almost a
third, 31.3%, believe sales will be flat, and 12.5% think sales will
decline.
Slightly more than a fifth of the vendors, 21.7%, think their
sales will increase 10% or more, and 47.8% predict their sales will
rise 1-10%. Only 17.4% believe sales will be flat, and 13.1% think
sales will decline.
(Comment: This may be another example where the results
may be skewed positively, that some readers who are worried about
the future are too depressed to vote.)
MARTHA EXPANDING BEYOND
SCRAPBOOKS?
In a conference call with analysts in conjunction with the
release of Martha Stewart Omnimedia's quarterly earnings
report, CEO Susan Lyne said the company would expand beyond its
initial craft offerings to include jewelrymaking, wearables, and
yarn. Lyne did not mention a timetable or if the expansion was in
partnership with any industry company.
The initial phase of the Martha Stewart Crafts line,
created with EK Success, consists of scrapbook/paper
craft-related products which are scheduled to be in Michaels
in May and in EK Elite stores in the fall.
The quarterly earnings report revealed profits had increased
500+% from a year ago. Earnings were $16.21 million ($0.31/share)
and revenue rose 15% to $97.04 million. Analysts polled by Thomson
Financial expected earnings of 25 cents/share on revenues of $95
million.
A.C. MOORE REPORTS 4TH
QUARTER, ANNUAL SALES
Sales for the year ended Dec. 31 rose 9.0% to $589.5 million, and
same-store sales were flat. Net income was $2.4 million
($0.12/share), down from $10.0 million ($0.50) a year ago. Results
include costs of $3.4 ($0.09) million related to management changes
and $2.8 million ($0.07) for stock-based compensation expense.
For the fourth quarter, sales grew 5.0% to $197.8 million, but
same-store sales fell 3.0%. Net income declined 38.3% to $6.6
million ($0.33), due in part to costs of $1.4 million ($0.04)
related to the closure of one store location and a lease
termination. Income was also hurt by expenses of $524,000 ($0.01)
for stock-based compensation, and $461,000 ($0.01) in
management-change costs.
Rich Duprey of The Motley Fool Wall Street firm reported,
"Management said on its conference call that in some of their
stores, the storage areas were so full of merchandise that they
couldn't use their loading docks. That forced them to liquidate the
stockrooms beginning around Halloween and continuing throughout the
rest of the year. A.C. Moore held huge clearance sales with
discounts of as much as 75% to 90% which subsequently resulted in
gross margins declining 220 basis points for the quarter. Management
has admitted its inventory controls are simply out of control."
In a note to clients, Laura Richardson of BB&T Capital
Markets wrote, "We continue to think A.C. Moore has meaningful
store growth and profit improvement opportunities, but it make take
longer to achieve than investors expect given that some necessary
steps to profit improvement, such as implementing merchandising
systems and building up store penetration in newer markets, have
multi-year timetables."
CEO Rick A. Lepley stated, "During the last quarter we
focused on reducing our out-of-line inventory condition and
improving our year-end cash position, and we are gratified with
those results. In 2007, we are continuing to focus on expense
control and working on improving our operational efficiencies to lay
the ground work for improved profitability."
The current store count is 122.
WAL-MART'S, TARGET'S FISCAL
YEAR, 4TH QUARTER
Despite the company's problems detailed in the media the past
year, Wal-Mart reported record sales and earnings for the quarter
ended Jan. 31. Net sales rose 10.9% to $98.090 billion and income
from continuing operations increased 8.8% to $3.940 billion
($0.95/diluted share). Wall Street had expected earnings of
$0.90/share.
For the fiscal year, sales rose 11.7% to $344.992 billion, and
income from continuing operations increased 6.7% to $12.178 billion
($2.92).
Wal-Mart's U.S. stores saw sales rise 6.7% to $64.228 billion for
the quarter and rise 7.8% to $226.294 billion for the year.
Operating income (income before net interest expense, income taxes,
unallocated corporate overhead, minority interest, and discontinued
operations) rose 11.3% to $5.248 billion for the quarter; for the
year it rose 11.1% to $17.029 billion.
The company predicted for the first quarter of fiscal 2008 U.S.
same-store sales would increase 1%-3%.
In a recorded statement CEO Lee Scott said the U.S. stores's
strategy of discounting hot items and adjusting stores to fit local
demographics is correct. "I believe in the strategic plan that
is guiding our U.S. stores," Scott said.
Target's 53-week fiscal year earnings rose 18.5% to $2.79 billion
($3.21) compared to the previous year which was 52 weeks. Sales rose
13.1%; same-store sales were up 4.8%. Earnings for the fourth
quarter rose 21.7% ($1.29) to $1.12 billion as sales rose 16.3% to
$19.71 billion and same-store sales rose 4.8%.
MARY ENGELBREIT IS BECOMING
CRAFTIER
Mary Engelbreit's Home Companion has expanded its coverage of
"the creative arts." New sections: "Next"– up
and coming artists with a fresh point of view ... "The Art of
Business" – interviews with art-based entrepreneurs ...
"Pins & Needles" – quick needlecraft projects ...
"Noteworthy" – the latest in paper goods, focusing on
seasonal themes ... and "Top Stitch" – recognizing
creative artists who express their vision in the fabric arts,
primarily quilts.
"Every issue will strive to inspire readers to pursue a
creative life, and to follow their own heart and instincts, rather
than worrying about what's in or out," Ms. Engelbreit said.
"No other magazine showcases artists, collectors, and
multi-talented, creative women living with their art the way we do.
I am thrilled about increasing this coverage."
The magazine is celebrating its 10th anniversary and has a
circulation rate base of 295,000. It's published by Belvoir Media
Group. Visit www.homecompanionmag.com.
I
S IT JUST SEWING? OR
CRAFTY WEARABLE ART?
The Seattle Times is the latest media outlet to chronicle
the increase in sewing by kids and teens, but there are important
implications for every type of store in our industry.
1. "A skirt made out of old ties. A purse fashioned
from a pair of jeans. A department-store jacket gussied up with
handcrafted designs of beads and sequins. Sewing is frumpy no
more.... Children and teens are ripping up T-shirts and re-crafting
them into dresses; adding new details to thrift-store finds; and
embellishing handbags, jeans and scarves with tassels, beads, and
embroidery," writes reporter Jolayne Houtz.
That may explain why fabric sales aren't necessarily increasing
along with the general interest in sewing.
2. Sixty-four year old sewing teacher Flo Burnett
explained it to Houtz this way: "My generation wanted it to
look like we hadn't made it. Now, they're reveling in the fact that
they can design it themselves and wear what they made – I love
that! It's not like before, when we all had to do it in
lock-step."
That "I made it myself" attitude that is fueling the
rise in sewing can certainly be capitalized on by stores that do not
sell fabric. Read the article HERE.
RETAILERS OF NOTE
Yarn Renaissance in Fargo, ND. Former nurse Gretchan Hoffman
opened in 1999 and has 8,000 SKUs, reported the Fargo Forum.
"It feels like the old Cheers bar when you walk in
there," customer Jane Grove told the Forum. "People know
you and it’s nice." Visit www.yarnrenaissance.com.
Scrapbook n Such in Wichita Falls, TX was named Scrapbooking
Roads' Store of the Month. The 4,500-sq.-store is six
years old and offers classes, retreats, and crops. Last year the
store, operated by Terri Doyle and her daughter, Misty Hooten Doyle,
was honored as the #1 store for the most students graduating from
its SDU® classes (Scrapbook Design & You) sponsored by EK
Success. Visit www.scrapbooknsuch.com
and www.scrapbookingroads.com.
(Note: Know of an interesting industry-related store. Send
CLN a note and the URL. Send to mike@clnonline.com.)
HOW OUR INDUSTRY COMPARES
When CHA updated its Attitude & Usage study,
which pegs the size of the industry at $30+ billion, have you ever
wondered how that compares to other industries? Denver Post columnist
Al Lewis researched various groups and reported these numbers – in
billions:
Restaurants, $537 ... Tobacco, $115 ... Gambling, $68 ...
Wholesale alcohol sales, $56 billion ... Weddings, $50 billion ...
Music recordings, $49 ... Electronic gaming, $30 ... Toy industry,
$20.1 ... Sales of televisions, $20 ... Floral industry, $20 ...
Sales of computers, $19 ... Pornography, $12 ... Funerals, $11 ...
Motion pictures, $9 billion.
To read the updated Attitude & Usage study, visit www.craftandhobby.org/research.html.
EMAIL: HOW CRAFTERS THINK
The following was suggested by Alyson Udell of Duncan:
I am 13 years old. I am not a crafter – what’s a
crafter anyways? – oh, wait, I think my grandma does that stuff! I
love MySpace, my cell phone, my Ipod ...my, my, my. My mom says,
like, that the world doesn’t revolve around me, but I know it
really does. Don’t you dare buy me clothes and accessories that my
friends have – I’ll be horrified and totally embarrassed. I want
things that express what I’m about. I want to stand out. I want to
be seen and heard. I count.
I am 26 years old. I don’t consider myself a crafter but
I love to be creative. I love fashion but am horrified if I walk
into a room and someone is wearing my top. I love to give gifts, but
they must be unique – and with a unique wrapping – and they must
have meaning to the recipient. I work full time, attend grad courses
at night and study on the weekends, and I find that creativity
provides a stress relief. In just about everything that I do, I
strive to do it in a different way than others.
I am 38 years old. My family is my life, my life is my
family. I want the best for them and I tend to forget about myself
– but I don’t want to forget about myself. My wardrobe more
closely resembles my single days in the 80’s than today’s Chanel,
Gucci, or even Isaac Mizrahi for Target for that matter! I spend
more time, energy, and money on my home, probably because it’s for
my family. I do love to find unique items for the home, but it’s
hard to find them. I want to find the time to be creative and make
those unique items. I need projects that are quick and easy. I want
my friends to ask, "Where did you get that?" and say
proudly, "I created it myself."
I am 55 years old. Yes, I’m a boomer! I am a grandma,
but not a granny. Please, don’t call me "young at heart"
– I am young! I am redefining what mid-life looks, feels, and
sounds like in American society. I am embracing technology; I have
email, a MySpace account (to stay in touch with my children and
grandchildren), an eons.com account (to stay in touch with my
friends), an Ipod, a digital camera – yeah, I’m cool. I’ve
always crafted in some way, but these days, I tend to craft for or
with my grandchildren. I want to pass along my creativity, but I
know that my family isn’t crafting in the same way I always have.
Heck, I don’t even want to craft the way I have been!
EMAIL: SB RETAILERS EXPANDING
BEYOND ALBUMS
(Note: The following came from Mike Dolan of Scrapbook
911, an independent store in San Antonio, TX.)
I also wanted to say that the insight you have on where the
scrapbooking market is going is right on the money. More and more of
our classes are on using "scrapbooking" products on
non-scrapbooking crafts. As an example, Teresa Collins is going to
be teaching three classes this week at our store. None of them are
on layouts. The most popular one so far is a recipe book, and while
the price of $70 seems high, we had no trouble signing up 30
customers for it. Our class calendar for the next two months has
almost 50 classes, of which about half are on traditional
scrapbooking and the other half on craft projects. If scrapbook
stores aren't flexible enough to do this, it will likely hurt them.
(Note: Retailers, have you found success offering classes
that aren't specifically geared to scrapbooking, such as Mike's
recipe book class? If so, tell CLN so other retailers can
benefit. Email your class titles to mike@clnonline.com.)
NEW PRODUCT INFO
Beads. To read jewelry pro Katie Hacker's report on new
bead products at the CHA Winter Show, visit http://katiehacker.blogspot.com/2007/02/cha-winter-roundup.html.
Dow Chemical, exclusive manufacturer of Styrofoam
brand foam, has a newly expanded, frequently updated, online floral
design project library. Visit www.styrofoamflorals.com.
Dow has also added a wide variety of how-to projects at its site, www.styrofoamcrafts.com.
There are projects for parties/entertaining, kids, needlefelting,
home dec, gifts, teens/tweens,
Duncan has a tour of its CHA Winter Show booth
at www.insightfilmvideo.com/duncan/page15.html.
Interweave is sponsoring three "Knitalongs" (KALs)
in conjunction with the publication of its Spring 2007 knitting
books. Readers can share photos, suggestions for yarn substitutions,
pattern variations, and other creative ideas related to the books’
topics, and they don’t have to purchase the books to join. Lace
knitters are invited to the Lace Style KAL; non-woolies might
join No Sheep For You KAL; and sock knitters who have made
any of the socks from the past ten years of Knits could post
their favorites at the Favorite Socks KAL. Visit www.lacestylekal.blogspot.com,
www.favoritesockskal.blogspot.com,
and/or www.nosheepkal.blogspot.com.
To join, email the moderator at knitalongs@interweave.com
with the name of the KAL in the subject line.
Leisure Arts ' new releases: scrapbooking, knitting,
crochet, painting, cross stitch, quilting, and needle felting. Visit
www.leisurearts.com/all_skills/new_releases.
Magnetic Poetry is moving into the garden. The new Make
Your Own Stone Faces kits provide supplies to create
classic-looking concrete visages (Serene Buddha or Greek God) out of
tinted concrete. The molding process is simple and the mold can be
re-used. Crafters can make Stone Face Planters, Stone Face Wall
Totems, etc. Visit www.magneticpoetry.com.
Sign of the Times. For decades the industry axiom was that
our female customers do not want to use tools. But now the wave of
younger consumers means a new audience. Walnut Hollow's Designed
For Her™ tools line, which won a Craftrends Award of
Creative Excellence, includes Creative Drill™, Creative
Screwdriver™, Creative Soldering Tool™, Creative
HotKnife™, Creative Hand Sander™, Creative Mini-Vac™,
Creative Rotary Tools™, and Creative Craft and Home Tool
Kit™. Each was designed for a woman's hand. Visit www.walnuthollow.com/products/newproducts.html.
Sino Harvest, manufacturer of Makin's Clay and
related products, announced Makin's Clay USA will be its
U.S./Canadian importer and distributor. Walnut Hollow will no
longer distribute Makin's Clay products. Annie Mangelsen, the
third generation of the Mangelsen family to be involved with crafts,
is the Managing Director of the U.S. operation. For info, contact
Annie at the Makin's Clay warehouse/office in Omaha by calling
402-891-0085 or emailing annie_mangelsen@makins-usa.com.
Visit www.makinsclay.com.
RANDOM NOTES, RANDOM THOUGHTS
1. Do you enjoy the tv commercials for Geiko Insurance
(with the gecko, the caveman, and the celebrities helping customers
tell their stories)? That ad agency recently won the ad contract for
Wal-Mart.
2. In the previous issue CLN reported that John
Criner, the retired manager of a Hobby Lobby, had been
elected mayor of Enid, OK. An HL exec thanked me for reporting it,
and as we exchanged emails, we realized more of our politicians
ought to have a retail background. That way they'd have plenty of
experience dealing directly with the public, rather than sitting in
a fancy office thousands of miles away.
3. Every once in a while something comes along that makes
you think, "Why didn't someone think of this years ago?"
This time it's Duncan's virtual tour of its booth (see
above). Companies spend a fortune on their booths, then tear them
down after four days. Why not spend a little more, film a tour of
the booth, then put it on the website so the booth keeps working
long after the show is over.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS
CLN STOCK INDEX. A.C. Moore: 19.52, down 0.49 ...
Hancock: 2.90, down 0.52 ... Jo-Ann's: 21.64, down 1.91 ...
Wal-Mart: 47.85, down 0.63 ... CLN Index: 91.91, down 3.7%
... Dow Jones: 12,114.10, down 5.1%%. (Note: All changes in
price are since 3/02 and are exclusive of dividends.)
QUOTATION. "There is no direction [at Wal-Mart],
so they are taking drastic measures at this point and closing the
[fabric] department in some stores. But the word at store level is
that if a store location gets enough customer requests, they will
reconsider closing the department. I find that hard to believe, too.
But department associates are giving the 1-800-wal-mart number to
customers hoping they will call and complain." – Former
buyer for Wal-Mart
PBS. Cutters Productions announced Walnut Hollow is
a new underwriter of the PBS series, Paint, Paper & Crafts and
Sakura of America is returning as an underwriter. Visit www.cutterstv.com.
A.C. MOORE. Promoted Daniel Maguire to VP of Store
Operations from VP of Store Planning and Visual Presentation.
Maguire had been Chief Store Development Officer of DOTS, a retailer
of women’s fashions, and VP, Store Transformation and Planning for
Jo-Ann's ... Announced the retirements of three board
members, Richard Bauer, 81; Richard Drake, 73; and Richard Lesser,
72. The board appointed new members – Neil McLachlan, President of
the Consumer & Office Products Group of MeadWestvaco, and Thomas
Rittenhouse, former exec of the Strawbridge & Clothier retail
chain.
PEOPLE. Denice Steinmann is the President of Polyform
Products, replacing Mark Haiduch, who resigned.
CRAFTS. The North County Times (CA) published an
excellent profile of Crafty Productions, manufacturer of kits
for kids, jewelry making, etc. The business has grown from annual
sales of $50,000 to $6 million. (Comment: It's a great
entrepreneurial success story.) Visit www.nctimes.com
and type in Crafty Productions in the search engine.)
TV. Mrs. Grossman's was profiled on the Made in America
series on the Travel Channel. Andrea Grossman started the
company 27 years ago on her kitchen table.
QUOTATION. "Make your beadwork as durable as you can.
Think about where your beadwork will go when it leaves you. A
hundred years from now, it might end up in an antique dealer's case
or become part of the cherished collection of another bead fanatic.
Make no mistake, beads will come and go in popularity as surely as
the sun rises and sets, just as they have for 75,000 years."
–Diane Fitzgerald, a columnist for Bead & Button magazine
SHOWS. The Calgary show sponsored by the Canadian Craft
& Hobby Assn. has been cancelled. The Toronto show is Aug.
26-27. Details to be released shortly. Visit www.cdncraft.org
... TNNA members can now register online for the show June
2-4 in Columbus. Visit www.tnna.org.
MEMORY. Fun Fact Publishing is back after a hiatus.
Written by Sue DiFranco, the issues are filled with interesting
facts and news for every business connected with scrapbooking. Visit
www.funfactspublishing.com
... Online registration for the Mar. 30-31 Memories Scrapbooking
Expo in Columbus ends Mar. 15. Visit www.memoriesscrapbookingexpo.com.
CONTESTS. Winners of the Toner Designer Challenge: CraftLace™,
Phyllis Sandford ... Fun Wire™, Barbara Woolley ... Hemp,
Linda Hess. The Grand Prize winner is Terry Ricioli. Entries can be
seen at www.tonercrafts.com.
HANCOCK. After receiving an extension through Feb. 28 for
filing its 10-Q report for the first three quarters of fiscal year
ended Feb. 3 to the Securities and Exchange Commission, the company
has asked for another extension of four to five weeks.
YARN. To read a glowing review of the Craft Yarn
Council of America's Knit-Out & Crochet at the Mall
of America in Minneapolis, visit http://stchingarten.blogspot.com
and scroll down to the Feb. 19 and Feb. 18 entries.
INDEPENDENTS. Here's the latest example of independents
joining forces to prosper: Ace Hardware. The 83-year-old hardware
company, with two-thirds of its stores independently owned, just
concluded its best year since 1998: retail sales were almost $12
billion, wholesale sales rose 6.5% to $3.4 billion, and profits were
a record $104+ million, according to the Associated Press. So much
for not being able to compete against Home Depot and Lowes.
PAINTING. The Ft. Worth Star-Telegram published a
lovely profile of painting teacher Katherine Stephens of Tulia, TX
who teaches once a week at a Hobby Lobby in Amarillo.
Katherine is 89. Read her story at www.dfw.com/mld/startelegram/news/state/16788597.htm.
HOBBIES. The Hobby Manufacturers Assn., sponsor of iHobby
Expo™, and Robotics Trends, sponsor of RoboBusiness
2007, have agreed to endorse and co-promote their respective
2007 events. HMA offer two seminars on hobby robotics, "How to
Incorporate Robotics into a Hobby Store" and "The Emerging
Hobby Robotics Market – How to Educate and Sell this Exciting New
Product Category to Consumers." iHobby Expo™ will be
Oct. 18-21 in Rosemont, IL (Oct. 18-19 are trade only). RoboBusiness
2007 is May 15-16 in Boston. For info on the two shows, visit www.robobusiness.com
and www.ihobbyexpo.com.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS – GENERAL
STAMPS. Look for postage rates to increase as early as
May, depending on the weight of a first-class letter. The Postal
Regulatory Commission wants the cost of the first ounce of a first
class letter increase to 41 cents, but the cost of the second ounce
to drop from 24 to 17 cents.
TAXES I. Looks like the Internal Revenue Service is
cracking down on small businesses, reported the website All
Business, which focuses on small business issues. Last year the
number of small businesses audited by the IRS jumped 100+% to
17,867. Last year, only 10,878 large companies (assets in excess of
$10 million) were audited, a 14% increase. Why the increase? IRS
Commissioner Mark Everson told Business Week magazine the
agency is trying to close a $250 billion "tax gap."
TAXES, II. Consumers are filing their tax returns earlier
than usual, according to a survey sponsored by the National Retail
Federation, but they won't spend much of their refunds in stores.
According to the survey, 43.1% will use their refund to pay down
debt; 38.6% will save some of it; 26.5% will use it for everyday
expenses; 11% will dedicate a portion of their return to major
purchases or a vacation (13.3%). (Respondents could choose more than
one option.)
QUOTATION. "We may need to modify our antitrust laws
to stop credit card companies from engaging in collusive or
conspiratorial activities to gouge or jack up the prices." –
U.S. Senator Arlen Specter (R-PA) in the PA Patriot-News.
THE CREATIVE NETWORK: JOB
OPENINGS
To see the latest listings from the only personnel recruitment
firm specializing in our industry, click on Jobs in the left-hand
column or click HERE.
VIRUS ALERT!
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically,
orally, and by hand. This virus is called
Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from
any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means, DO
NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and
take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the
antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your
system.
You should send this warning to five friends. If you do not have
five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling
your Life.
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