COMMENTARY: A DECADE OF
CHANGES
Time to put your thinking cap on: CLN is celebrating its
10th anniversary this summer, and I'm slowly going through past
issues to develop a list of the most important people, product
categories, design trends, companies, society and business trends,
etc., that have had the most influence on our industry in the past
decade.
Think back: The President was Clinton. There was a surplus in the
federal budget. Monica Lewinsky attracted far more coverage than
Saddam Hussein, and 9/11 and a war lasting longer than World War II
were unimaginable. There was no CHA or SMART Group, but we had HIA,
ACCI, the Int. Needlework Guild, the Society of Craft Designers, and
Michaels Village Crafts stores. Scrapbooking was flying high,
enticing hundreds (thousands?) to open shops, and knitting was
something only grandmothers did. The big retailers were Michael
Rouleau, Alan Rosskamm, Jack Parker, and Larry Kirk – and MJ
Designs, Frank's Nursery, and Rag Shops. Investment firms interested
in buying industry companies were almost unknown.
So I need help! What do YOU think were major influences of the
decade? Email me at mike@clnonline.com.
I'll compile the list and publish it in a future issue.
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AKE THE CLN
POLL: WHAT WILL THE SUMMER BRING?
A new study by BIGresearch (see below) revealed that 32.3% of
women respondents plan to decrease their spending over the next
three months – although many consumers end up spending more than
they planned. How will the industry fare this summer/? How
about your business? To vote, click on Industry Polls in the
right-hand column or click HERE.
CLN
POLL: WILL MARTHA'S
LINE SUCCEED?
CLN subscribers aren't so sure. Only 9.8% thought Martha
Stewart's craft line in Michaels was good value for the
consumer; 68.58% thought it was not. The remaining 21.7% were not
sure.
Value or not, 30.1% thought the line would be successful because
it would attract new consumers to scrapbooking and paper crafts.
Almost half, 48.4%, predicted it would not entice new customers to
the category, and 21.5% were not sure.
Only 15.9% thought the line would appeal to existing scrapbookers
and paper crafters. More than two-thirds of the voters in CLN's
unscientific poll, 68.2%, did not think it will attract existing
customers, and 15.9% were unsure.
Note: Trade magazine Art Materials Retailer operates
a poll similar to CLN's. Its latest question: "Are you
planning to attend the CHA show in Rosemont, IL in July?"
"Yes," answered 58.8% of the respondents; 29.4% said
"No"; 5.9% said they weren't sure; and 5.9% said they
needed more information.
SUPREME COURT CHANGES THE
RETAIL PRICING RULES
The U.S. Supreme Court ruled 5-4 to make it easier for
manufacturers to demand that retailers sell goods at minimum prices,
overruling a 1911 antitrust ban on formal pricing agreements.
The Wall Street Journal reported that Justice Kennedy said
the ruling will require courts "to do a case-by-case analysis
on whether manufacturers demanding minimum prices for their goods
are violating federal antitrust laws."
Justice Breyer dissented, saying the ruling will result in
increased prices for consumers.
The case in question regarded a designer handbag manufacturer,
Brighton/Leegin, and a boutique, Kay's Kloset in Lewisville, TX. The
retailer signed an agreement not to sell the purses below a certain
price. It did anyway, and the company stopped shipping/selling the
bags to the retailer. The retailer sued and won a $3.6 million
verdict, which was upheld by an appeals court.
The decision "put a thumb on the scale in favor of those
manufacturers who would like to set resale prices," Mallory
Duncan, Counsel for the National Retail Federation, told the
Associated Press. "It doesn't guarantee them the right to do
it, but it gives them a little more ammunition."
What will it mean for the craft industry? The Journal
predicted it will have little effect on discount stores and major
retailers because they hold so much power over manufacturers.
"Instead, the case could make it harder for smaller boutiques
that offer specialty or custom-fitted goods to lower prices without
consent of a manufacturer." However, the NRF's Duncan
disagreed, saying discounters may be disadvantaged slightly while
full-price and specialty retailers may benefit. In other words, it
will take more lawyers and lawsuits to settle the issue.
SCRAPBOOKING WILL HAVE TO MAKE
CHOICES
1. The SMART Group is sponsoring a "Vendor
Showcase" on Thurs., July 19 from 2-9:00 pm at the Fountain
Blue Banquet Center in Des Plaines, IL. The date/time conflicts with
11 workshops, four seminars, and three special events that are part
of the CHA Summer Show.
2. The deal is complete: The 2008 MemoryTrends show
will "co-locate" with the Photo Marketing Assn. show
Jan. 31-Feb. 2 in Las Vegas. "Partnering MemoryTrends
with PMA is a very exciting initiative that will allow
scrapbooking/paper crafting manufacturers and retailers the
opportunity to take memory preservation to the next level,"
says CKMedia CEO Dave O’Neil. The show is less than two
weeks before the CHA Winter Show in Anaheim.
CREDIT/STOCK RATING AGENCIES
RATE OUR RETAILERS
Global Credit Services explained why Michaels
first-quarter bottom line was so drastically below the first quarter
a year ago. Due to the acquisition by Bain Capital and The
Blackstone Group, Michaels now has more than $4.2 billion in
debt and notes to service. So interest expense soared from $172,000
to $95+ million. In addition, Michaels has to pay $13 million
annually in management fees to Bain, Blackstone, and Highfields
Capital Management.
Michaels' quarterly sales were basically flat, but margins
increased, so the bottom line's transition from black to red was
caused by interest expense and management fees, not a steep decline
in consumer interest.
"... we have serious concerns about Michaels ability to
cover its debt service going forward," Global said in a note to
clients.
Last week two stock-rating services upgraded Jo-Ann's.
Matrix USA upgraded Jo-Ann's from Strong Sell to Sell,
reported StreetInsider.com. "As Wal-Mart and other competitors
continue to back out of fabric sales, JAS is benefitting from
increasing market share, store traffic, and same store sales.
Although valuation is improving as JAS shares retreat from take-over
speculation highs, we believe JAS remains expensive on a
risk-adjusted basis."
Standard & Poor's Ratings Services revised its debt ratings
outlook on Jo-Ann's to Stable from Negative. "The
change in outlook reflects the company's improved operating
performance and debt reduction, primarily as a result of the new
management team's increased focus on merchandising and inventory
management," said S&P's Credit Analyst Charles Pinson-Rose.
Speaking at the Wachovia Securities 2007 Nantucket Equity
Conference, Jo-Ann's CFO James Kerr said the company will reduce new
store openings this year, down to six from 26 a year ago, because
results are not meeting expectations, Forbes reported.
Cleaning up stores, removing clutter, and creating more compelling
newspaper ads are expected to boost sales.
HANCOCK UPDATE
1. Hancock reported a 5.7 million monthly loss for the
month ended June 2. The company previously reported a $3 million
profit in a previous filing for the period March 21 to May 5.
2. The company filed notice in U.S. Bankruptcy Court in
Delaware that it would abandon property owned by the company in 71
stores across the U.S. A court order allowed the retailer to leave
the property without liability to the landlords as long as it gave
five days notice.
3. Hancock also secured a $17.5 million loan with Ableco
Finance, a limited liability company acting as an agent for
Hancock's lenders. In a filing with the U.S. Securities and Exchange
Commission, Hancock said it will use the money for general working
capital purposes and to pay fees and expenses related to the loan
agreement. The interest rate is prime plus 2%. At the time of the
agreement, the prime rate was 8.25% percent.
4. Sopris Capital Advisors continues to buy Hancock
shares, now owning up to 15+% of the total shares. Hilliard Lyons
financial adviser Chris Cole explained to the [Northeast
Mississippi] Daily Journal that "vulture" investors
make their money when they find a distressed company with long-term
potential for a turnaround.
5. Hancock hired Burr, Pilger & Mayer to provide
accounting oversight for the company, replacing
PricewaterhouseCoopers.
CHA SUMMER SHOW (July 20-22)
UPDATE
Hotels. Bookings are up 10.8% and because a number of
hotels have sold out, or are close to selling out, CHA has added new
blocks of rooms at the Wyndham O'Hare and the Renaissance Suites
Chicago O'Hare. To reserve rooms, call Par Avion, CHA's official
travel provider, at 800-826-8241or email www.paravion.com.
Booths. Space is very limited. Call Nadine Schwartz at
800-822-0494, ext.220 or email nschwartz@craftandhobby.org.
More than 460 exhibitors have already reserved space.
Special Events. The keynote speaker is Genevieve Gorder,
designer from the trendy tv series, Trading Spaces and Town
Haul on TLC ... "The Summer of Love" Show with
BeatleMania Live.
Seminars. There's a variety of seminars on how to profit
from digital scrapbooking – strategies for capturing an untapped
market (the digital millennials, etc.); in-store kiosks; printing
services; etc. ... The Marketing Roundtable with Valarie
Willis of tometers!company on how a store can set itself apart and
create compelling customer experiences. (Comment: I attended
Valarie's presentation at the Winter Show and it was excellent. –
Mike Hartnett)
Designers. A special seminar, "How to Work with
Designers in the Craft and Hobby Industry," (Sun. July 22,
7-8:30 am) is exclusively for manufacturers, editors, publishers,
and press. $15 for CHA members, and it includes breakfast). Then the
Designer Showcase (8:30 - 11:00 am) is a series of tabletop
displays with original designs that represent each designer's style
and licensed property.
Visit www.chashow.org
for registration, show info, seminar, workshop, and event tickets.
JO-ANN'S TARGETS KIDS THIS
SUMMER
Jo-Ann's is offering summer programs for kids – Kid’s
Camp!® and Make It A Party™. Kid’s Camp!,
designed for kids up to age 14, includes classes in sewing,
crocheting, jewelry-making, quilting, knitting, and Wilton®
cupcake decorating. Activities range from one to three sessions long
and can last up to three hours each session; the cost is $15.00-
$45.00.
Make It A Party includes a Jo-Ann's party coordinator to
plan parties with activities with themes such as pirates, a
princess, sports, a Wilton® Cupcake Party, a Build-A-Bear
Workshop® or Bear Works Party™ .
Jo-Ann's superstores held a preview June 23rd with free demos and
crafts, and a 20% discount on Kid’s Camp! project supplies.
THE LAW OF UNINTENDED
CONSEQUENCES
1. U.S.-Chinese relations are dicey. The Commerce
Department is imposing sanctions against some Chinese paper imports,
reversing 23 years of U.S. trade policy; now Congress is considering
legislation that could make Chinese products more expensive. Some in
Congress claim China keeps its currency artificially low, giving its
manufacturers an unfair advantage.
But China may react the way it did recently to food and product
recalls. The media has been filled with news of recalls of Chinese
pet food, toothpaste, and other items such as toys and now fish. Now
China is blocking imports of U.S. raisins, saying they don't meet
Chinese health standards.
2. Ethanol is supposed to be the solution to high gas
prices. So far the only result is higher prices for food. Meanwhile
the Financial Times reported, "Abdalla El-Badri,
secretary-general of the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting
Countries, said the powerful cartel was considering cutting its
investment in new oil production in response to moves by the
developed world to use more biofuels." The result could mean
higher gasoline prices.
HAVE RETAILERS "GONE
MAD"?
Are retailers their own worst enemy? Take books, for example. If
there is one guaranteed best seller this summer it's Harry Potter
and the Deathly Hallows, the final book in the series. But The
Sacramento Bee reports "... few retailers will profit from
its sales. Independent retailers feel undermined by mass marketers
such as Wal-Mart and Target, which use popular titles
as loss leaders, and by Amazon.com's consistent price cutting."
Amazon.com and Wal-Mart will sell Harry almost 50% off its
suggested retail price of $34.99. Barnes & Noble's and Borders'
price is 40% off.
"Everywhere you go there is huge, ridiculous discounting by
the chains," Graham Marks, Children's Editor of Publishing
News, told Reuters. "They are literally not going to make
one penny out of the book. It is stupid – just throwing money away
... The world has gone mad."
"A lot of independent bookstores won't be selling
Potter," Caroline Horn, Children's Editor at Bookseller,
told Reuters. "They say it would be cheaper to buy it from a
supermarket than the publisher."
Another example: Flat panel tv's have been one of the hottest
sellers in electronic stores. So has that meant bigger profits for
retailers? No. "Furious price-cutting has, during the past four
months, compelled Circuit City to replace 3,400 sales clerks with
lower-paid hires, pushed Tweeter Home Entertainment into Chapter 11
bankruptcy, and forced CompUSA to close more than half its stores
nationwide," reported the Minneapolis Star Tribune.
"Not since prices for personal computers plunged in the early
1990s have so many retailers been hurt by a single product cycle,
analysts say."
SECOND QUARTER STOCK REPORT
Industry-related stocks were relatively flat in the second
quarter. The CLN Index rose only 0.6%, while the Dow rose
8.5%, the S&P 500 increased 5.8%, and the NASDAQ rose 7.5%.
Jo-Ann's rose 4.3%, due in part to speculation that the
company would be taken private by an investment firm. As reported in
CLN, TheDeal.com claimed Jo-Ann's had hired Lehman Brothers
to receive bids from investment firms through June, but no
announcement had been made by CLN's deadline for this issue.
A.C. Moore declined 8.1% in the second quarter and Wal-Mart
rose 2.5%. Hancock filed for bankruptcy shortly after the
first quarter and its stock stopped trading on the "big
board" of the NY Stock Exchange. Once again Target outperformed
Wal-Mart, increasing 7.3%. If Martha Stewart's craft line is a big
success, it hasn't been reflected in the price of her company's
stock; it rose only 1.1%. Meredith, a publisher of various
industry-related magazines, rose 7.3%.
The Blackstone Group, the first U.S. private equity firm
to go public and a major owner of Michaels, saw its initial
public offering of stock start at $31/share, and immediately
increase 13% the first day of trading. Since then the stock has
dropped below $31, due in part to concern regarding legislation
being considered by the Senate Finance Committee that would increase
taxes on firms such as Blackstone.
The only "insider trading" in the second quarter by a
top exec of an industry-related retailer was John Menzer, Wal-Mart
Vice Chair and former CEO of the old Ben Franklin operation. He
cashed in options for 59,645 shares of Wal-Mart stock for
$2,859,662.75.
Stock prices for the first six months of the year: A.C. Moore,
-9.5% ... Jo-Ann's, +16.5% ... Wal-Mart, +4.2% ... Target, +11.5%
... Martha Stewart Omnimedia, -21.5% ... Dow, +7.6% ... CLN
Index, +1.4% ... S&P 500, +6.0% ... NASDAQ, +7.8%.
CALL FOR NEW PRODUCT NEWS
Exhibitors, are you unveiling new products at the CHA
Summer Show? Have details on your website? If so, send CLN a
short description, booth number, and URL and we'll include it in our
next issue, online just days before the show starts, to give buyers
an opportunity to check new lines before the show itself.
For example, Lucidiom (booth 2816) is offering Luci
Connect, a new print program that lets scrapbookers upload
12"x12" pages online from their home desktops or from a
laptop in their scrapbook store in order to print their designs.
Visit www.lucidiom.com.
Email your product info to CLN at mike@clnonline.com.
EMAIL: THE INTERNET IS REDUCING CRAFT TIME
Broadband users are spending 48% (approximately one hour and 40
minutes) of their spare time online in a typical weekday, and the
trend is increasing across all age groups, finds a new report by
research firm Media-Screen. (The full press release is available at:
www.media-screen.com/press050707.html.)
No wonder people are crafting less – they're spending half of
their free time online. And according to CHA research, 71% of
crafters never look for craft ideas/techniques online and 79% never
shop for crafts online. So all that online time is for other markets
(the press release cites entertainment and communication as the
activities). I'm sure most people don't intend to spend half of
their free time online, but we all know it is easy to lose track of
time when catching up on email, news, surfing the web, etc.
This is not a positive trend and it has the potential to have
even more impact on our market as time goes on – unless our
industry finds a way to do something about it soon. – Name
Withheld, Product Manager, Major Craft Vendor
(Comment: Is the Internet hurting industry sales by
stealing away consumers' free time? If so, what can we do about it?
Send your thoughts to CLN at mike@clnonline.com.)
READERS REACT TO CEO $$$,
UNINFORMED RETAILERS
1. Regarding retailer Bud Izen's article, "The Keys
to Success – and Failure" (available in "Benny Da
Buyer"): Will you please tell the Izens that they are the
smartest people on the earth?! They are EXACTLY what I have been
beating the drum about for the past five years. The love of
scrapping does NOT qualify you to run a retail scrapbook store
anymore than the love of food qualifies you to run a restaurant. It
takes SKILLS to run a store or else the store will run you - right
into the ground. Kudos to them and their success!
It fits in nicely with my "don't open a store just because
you WANT to" mantra. I continue to get people who email me
about opening a store. Many of them have found THE spot and want to
sign a lease but have no clue how to do anything else. I CRINGE for
them. – Kim Guymon, ScrapBiz, www.scrapbiz.com
2. Regarding the Commentary on Blackstone Group CEO
Steven Schwarzman in the 6/18 edition (available in CLN
Archives in the right-hand column): "Thank you for writing this
commentary." – Industry Manufacturer ... "Mike,
kudos to you for expressing your comments re the outlandish outlay
of monies to the Blackstone exec!!!! And even more and larger kudos
to Barbara for her efforts on the part of the poor! Perhaps Michaels
will make a generous donation to her cause? ( I say that tongue in
cheek.) Sad state of affairs today." – Industry Importer
3. Regarding the "new" craft consumer: "The
new consumer seems to be cobbling together all types of mediums to
create something unique – something that deviates from our
industry's patterns/instructions but uses them for inspiration. This
is something that’s very tough for our industry to get its arms
around. I’m constantly trying to figure out how to cater to this
new customer myself, let alone how the retailers are coping. Our
"commodity" industry is being turned on its head by the
new consumer, and it’s our job, if we are to survive, let alone
thrive, to figure it out – and soon." – Major Industry
Manufacturer
4. Regarding the state of yarn sales: "The interest
in hand knitting yarns is still strong. It is true that chain stores
over-stocked some of the novelty yarns but they have been moving
their inventory down over the past year. Going into the season there
is interest in natural blends and wool yarns for felting projects.
Also chain store buyers are buying "classic yarns with a
twist". By that I mean classic yarns with color shading, self
patterning, and self striping. We are looking forward to a good
season. – Hal Ozbelli, Premier Yarns
RANDOM NOTES, RANDOM THOUGHTS
1. The discussion about where scrapbooking belongs – crafts
or photography – has an added dimension, as discussed on a Two
Peas message board recently. Some scrapbooks are, in effect,
visual books. If graphic novels can become part of the book
industry, is it possible that scrapbooks could, too? Then of course
there's stationery. Maybe we should just shut down our businesses
and attend trade shows.
2. It's fascinating how creativity takes different forms
and can inspire career changes. Lois Winston was one of the most
published needlework designers in the industry, then branched into
writing novels. She was the subject of a recent lengthy profile in
the Star Ledger, New Jersey's largest circulation newspaper.
She told the reporter, "I was at a conference of the Society of
Craft Designers (now the Craft & Hobby Association), and I
dreamed a chapter every night, a romantic story that just started
unfolding."
I attended many of those SCD conferences, most of which included
seminars on inspiring creativity. Lois' second novel, Love, Lies
and a Double Shot of Deception (ISBN: 0-505-52719-7), is now
available in bookstores. Visit www.loiswinston.com
and to read the Star Ledger article, visit www.nj.com/starledger
and type "Lois Winston" in the search engine.
3. Received an update from Maryann Corey of The
Portable Playhouse. The program involves hospital-certified
volunteers who visit hospitals and teach sick kids to make beaded
jewelry. The program has now expanded to GA, NC, SC, OR, CA, WA, and
PA. To learn more, click on Kate's Collage in the left-hand column,
then scroll down the right-hand column to "Beading
Smiles"; and visit www.theportableplayhouse.org.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS: PRODUCT
CATEGORIES
BEADS. One of the industry's top jewelry
designers/teachers, Katie Hacker, has updated her website and blog.
Visit www.katiehacker.com
and www.katiehacker.blogspot.com
... About 14,000 people, including consumers from 26 countries
attended the Bead&Button show in Milwaukee last month. Want to
teach a workshop or general education class at the 2008 show (June
1-8)? The deadline for submissions is July 15. For an application,
visit www.beadandbuttonshow.com/bnbshow/default.aspx?c=a&id=53
SEWING. The South Bend (IN) Tribune reported that Simplicity
Pattern may close a local plant which employs 130 people and has
been in operation since 1931 ... Hancock has cancelled its
sponsorship of its Cutting Edge magazine while it
restructures during bankruptcy.
HOBBIES. There are fewer than 75 booths left for the 2007
iHOBBY EXPO™ Oct. 18-21 in Rosemont, IL. A complete sellout is
expected, says Exec Director Pat Koziol. 560 booths have already
been sold to 225 exhibitors, 50 of whom are new to the show. The
consumer days are expected to attract 18,000 - 20,000. Visit www.ihobbyexpo.com
or call 973-283-9088.
QUILTS. Here's a unique service: The Campus Quilt
Company will turn your old t-shirts into quilts. Visit www.campusquilt.com.
PAPER. On Sat, June 23, A.C. Moore stores sponsored
a "paper crafting" day with demos and make-it/take-its.
KNITTING. Interweave Press launched KnittingDaily.com,
an online knitting community; library of free knitting, felting, and
crochet patterns; daily blog; and e-newsletter for knitting and
fiber enthusiasts. Sandi Wiseheart is the editor. The company
publishes Interweave Knits, Spin-Off, Knitscene,
and Interweave Crochet magazines, and numerous books.
"Investments like this are a priority of our long-term growth
strategy as a multi-platform media business," says Clay Hall,
CEO of Aspire Media, Interweave's parent company. "Knitting
Daily is ideally positioned to serve as the ultimate knitting
town square on the Internet, providing rich how-to content and
inspiration on a daily basis."
NEEDLEWORK. DMC has launched Independent Retailer Email
Newsletter, which will keep independents current on DMC's new
products, product updates, product support and special offers and
promotions. Retailers can sign up at dmcretailers@dmcus.com.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS
PROJECTS. Dow Chemical has new party and wedding how-to
projects at www.styrofoamcrafts.com.
GIFT SHOWS. "... the overall market mood [at the Dallas
Gift & Home Furnishings Market] seemed rather low key, but
positive. A number of exhibitors with whom we spoke felt that the
attendance was somewhat off, yet many reported that they were having
a good show." – Gifts & Decorative Accessories ...
After 23 years in Chicago, the Halloween Costume & Party show
and National Haunt & Attractions show moves to Las Vegas,
Mar. 16–19, 2008.
TV. The fourth bake decorate celebrate! Will be
uplinked Aug. 19 to PBS stations. It's hosted by Nancy Siler and
Melanie Glassock and produced by KS Inc. Productions. Visit www.bakedecoratecelebrate.com.
MAGAZINES. Interweave Press' Lapidary Journal has
been redesigned and renamed Jewelry Artist. The editorial
coverage spotlights gem cutting and metalsmithing, including stone
setting and a variety of other jewelry-making media and techniques,
but with greater emphasis now on trends and individual designers and
artisans. Visit www.lapidaryjournal.com.
TRUE LOVE? Wal-Mart announced the winners of its
"Lucky in Love Wedding Search." Seven couples will each
receive wedding packages worth more than $5,000 – including
nuptials in the lawn and garden section of their local Wal-Mart
Supercenters. The weddings take place July 7, the Associated Press
reported.
AWARD. National Accounts Manager Toni Goosev won Duncan
Ent.'s President’s Award for excellence and "extreme
commitment to the organization and its guiding principles,"
said CEO/President Larry Duncan.
REAL ESTATE. Rag Shops sold the "Designation
Rights" to sell its 61 store leases to DJM Realty. The leases
are available for sale in freestanding, strip center and mall
locations in CN, FL, NJ, NY, and PA and range in size from 7,000 to
20,000 sq. ft. DJM plans to conduct an auction to sell each lease
individually in late July. Call DMJ's Michael Jerbich at
312-928-1900 or email mjerbich@djmrealty.com.
Visit www.djmrealty.com
for property info.
QUOTATION. "If all these new leaders of our
industry's chains start making decisions only on money saved, rather
than on marketing, it will be good bye – another sad example of
accountants 'saving' a business to death." – Manufacturer's
Rep
CLN STOCK INDEX: (June 15-29) A.C. Moore: $19.61,
down $3.42 ... Jo-Ann's: $28.43, down $1.66 ... Wal-Mart: $48.11,
down $1.23 ... CLN Index: $96.06, down 6.1% ... Dow Jones:
13,408.62, down 1.7%. (Note: Exclusive of dividends.)
THE CREATIVE NETWORK: JOB
OPENINGS
To see the latest listings by the only personnel recruitment firm
specializing in our industry, click on Jobs in the left-hand column,
or click HERE.
BARBEQUE ETIQUETTE LESSON
As the Fourth of July approaches, we are deep into BBQ season.
Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette
of this outdoor cooking ritual, as it's the only type of cooking a
real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger
involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain
of events is put into motion:
The woman buys the food. The woman makes the salad, prepares the
vegetables, and makes dessert. The woman prepares the meat for
cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking
utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside
the grill, beer in hand.
THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
The woman organizes the plates and cutlery. The woman tells the
man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will
bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND GIVES IT TO THE WOMAN.
The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
and sauces, and brings them to the table. After eating, the woman
clears the table and does the dishes.
Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off"
and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just
no pleasing some women.
Happy BBQ Season to thoughtful men everywhere.
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