COMMENTARY: SO WHAT
HAPPENED IN 2008?
I was startled by the results of the CLN poll in which
about two-thirds of the voters said their business was flat or
declined last year. That's much lower than what they predicted the
year would be like.
What happened? What can we do to make this year an improvement?
We need to put our collective heads together on this. If your
business increased, why? If your business declined, why? Everything
you say will be off the record and "Name Withheld.."
To stimulate your thinking so 2008 will be a better year, the
leaders of TNNA and CHA describe what they see as the challenges
facing the industry in Business-Wise, and I have a similar piece
below.
Email your thoughts to mike@clnonline.com.
NEW COLUMNS THIS ISSUE
Business-Wise.
Leaders of the TNNA and CHA boards of directors, Marilyn Murphy
and Jim Scatena, speak out on the challenges facing the industry in
2008.
"Vinny
da Vendor". Junkitz shuts its doors and creditors are
howling. U.S. bankruptcy laws are a bewildering jungle of
requirements that don't seem to satisfy anyone. Here are some
thoughts on what's wrong and the logic behind some of those
"unfair" laws.
Category
Reports. Need to know more about the Indie Craft movement,
the motivation, the products and how they're used, and sources for
more info? Craft Marketing Connections has a complete report,
reprinted by permission.
Memory,
Paper & Stamps. What is a Shop Hop? How does it work?
Why did 97 scrapbook stores participate in a Shop Hop? How do you
launch one? The answers are here.
Industry
Research. Contact information on Scrapbooking.com's
new study, 2007 Scrapbookers Report study.
Note: If it appears to be an "old" column, click
on the "Refresh" or "Reload" button on your
browser.
TAKE THE CLN POLL: YOUR
EXPECTATIONS FOR 2008
How to you think your business will fare this year? Better or
worse? Whatever your industry-related business is, click on Industry
Polls in the right-hand column, or click HERE,
to cast your vote.
CLN
POLL: A REPORT CARD ON
2007
Apparently last year was not particularly good and certainly not
as good as CLN voters expected. Only 35.7% of voters said
their business increased last year, while 42.6% reported their
business had declined. The remaining 21.4% said business was flat.
That's in sharp contrast to what voters predicted a year ago.
Twelve months ago 69.4% of voters in CLN's unscientific poll
thought their business would increase in 2007. Only 6.1% foresaw
their businesses in decline, while 24.2% thought business would be
flat.
HOLIDAY SALES: DID ANYONE MAKE
ANY MONEY?
The season started with fairly strong sales, thanks to those
day-after-Thanksgiving door-busters. Then sales were mediocre until
the weekend-before-Christmas price cutting. Sales improved after
Christmas (up 14% the last full week of December), as retailers
slashed prices again to move out unsold merchandise.
End result? U.S. holiday retail sales rose 3.6%, at the lower end
of expectations, Reuters reported. Online sales grew 19%, but that
was the smallest year-to-year gain in five years.
After-Christmas sales were strong, but probably not margins. Business
Week cited Macy's as an example: Last year post-Christmas
merchandise was 20% off prices already discounted 40%. This year
there was a 30% discount on merchandise already reduced by 50%
then consumers could save another 10% with a newspaper coupon.
Meanwhile, Macy's expenses must have risen because of the stores'
expanded hours.
In a post-Christmas Sunday ad insert, Linens N Things had this
offer: buy a Black & Decker coffee maker, toaster oven, iron,
blender, or hand vacuum for $29.99 and receive a $25 gift card.
As for profits, those should be known next month when the public
retailers release their fourth-quarter/annual earnings reports.
Analysts point to high gas prices and the unsettled economy as
the cause for the disappointing season, but there's another reason:
this past season is the culmination of years of teaching consumers
to wait for discounts.
YEAR END STOCK REPORT
The past year was a bad one for industry-related stocks. It
appears that some investors, after seeing Michaels go
private, thought the same would happen to A.C. Moore and Jo-Ann.
That speculation drove the price of the stocks up, then down when
the anticipated deals didn't happen. A.C. Moore's stock fell 36.5%
during the year (12/29/06-12/28/07) and Jo-Ann fell 46.4%. Wal-Mart
rose 2.9%, but the stock has been relatively flat the last time
the stock split, Apr. 20, 1999. The CLN Index had its poorest
year ever, dropping 21.2%.
The overall stock indices performed much better. The Dow gained
6.4% thanks to a very strong first half. Standard & Poors 500
rose 3.5% and the NASDAQ increased 9.8%. Martha Stewart's licensing
programs (crafts, housing, department stores, sewing machines, etc.)
and other divisions apparently didn't impress investors; her company
stock fell 57.7%.
The outlook for 2008 is good, according to Laura Richardson, an
analyst for BB&T Capital Markets. She cited A.C. Moore's and
Jo-Ann's history of performing well in tough economic times. A.C.
Moore is her top pick because there are more
technology/infrastructure improvements in progress that should
increase margins. "The impact could be particularly strong in
late FY'08," Richardson wrote, "as A.C. Moore completes
the rollout of two important merchandising systems, perpetual
inventory and automated replenishment."
Paul Hickey of Bespoke Investment Group listed Jo-Ann as a stock
that should get a "January effect" boost (investors
scooping up undervalued stocks at the beginning of the year), USA
Today reported.
THE IOWA CAUCUS AND THE CRAFT
INDUSTRY
The views of the Iowa Democrats were fairly close to those of CLN
readers who voted in our "primary" poll that occurred the
first half of December. For the top choice, Barack Obama, CLN
voters proved to be positively clairvoyant. Obama received 37.6% in
Iowa, and 37.8% from CLN voters. The actual results: Obama,
37.6%; Edwards, 29.8%; Clinton, 29.5%; Richardson, 2.1%. ... CLN
results: Obama, 37.8%; Clinton, 28.4%; Edwards, 18.9%, Biden, 9.5%;
Bill Richardson, 4.1%; Dennis Kucinich, 1.4%.
Apparently CLN voters like Rudy Giuliani much more than
Iowans do. The actual results: Huckabee, 34.4%; Romney, 25.4%;
Thompson, 13.4%; McCain, 13.2%; Giuliani, 3%. ... CLN
results: Giuliani, 25.7%; Huckabee, 22.9%; Romney, 18.6%; McCain,
14.3%. Ron Paul, 10.0%.
(Note: Interested to see how the candidates' views compare
with yours on major issues of the day? Visit www.wqad.com/Global/link.asp?L=259460,
complete a short questionnaire, and the computer determines how
closely each candidate reflects your views.)
CHALLENGES FACING THE INDUSTRY
IN '08
Scrapbooking. It is essential that retailers and vendors
work together to attract new customers. What's the first impression
a novice receives when walking into a store or opening a magazine
that scrapbooking is fun, meaningful, easy, and inexpensive, or
time-consuming, complicated, difficult, and costly? Meanwhile, the
category must avoid alienating enthusiasts while appealing to
potential novices.
Beads. If key vendors want independent bead shops to
prosper, they need to stop selling to consumers at prices so low the
shops can't compete. There are too many bead shows, vendors,
magazines, and in some cases retailers; the glut divides the pie
into too many pieces. The marketplace will eventually sort it out,
but in the meantime....
Sewing. While Hobby Lobby, JoAnn, and
independent fabric shops will benefit from the overall decrease in
stores, the category could suffer from a dearth of publicity because
it lacks a trade association to help the media publish positive
reports. The absence of an association could also discourage bankers
and potential investors.
Yarn. The ads in the latest issue of the impressive trade
magazine, Yarn Market News, makes the issue look like a
fashion magazine. The vendors' emphasis on fashion may work with
existing knitters, but the projects look difficult, which could
frighten away potential newcomers.
Imports. Having goods made in China may not be as easy and
inexpensive as it once was, thanks to a) the toy scare; b)
more rigorous testing requirements; c) talk that Chinese
manufacturers may begin asking to be paid in euros; d) China
slowly allowing the yuan to rise; and e) the government
cutting back on rebates to manufacturers.
"The options in other parts of the world are developing more
and more as China matures and has its problems along the way,"
said industry veteran Bill Shugarts, CEO of Tradewinds, a
firm helping industry companies with Asian importing. "Many
companies are 'hedging their bets' in a lot of ways and
looking/working more and more in Vietnam, India, and even
Africa."
Exports. The weak dollar makes U.S. products particularly
attractive in other countries. This is a golden opportunity for U.S.
manufacturers and for retailers in high-tourist areas.
Economy. Most economists look for a slowdown, if not a
recession, in 2008. That could be an opportunity for the industry if
we concentrate on showing cash-strapped consumers they can save
money by using crafts to make gifts, embellish their existing
wardrobes, preserve memories, and decorate their homes.
Politics. Democrats will probably increase their
majorities in the House and Senate, due to the number of Republican
incumbents who are retiring and therefore putting their seats
"in play." In that case, look for legislation increasing
the testing of imported products, sales tax on Internet sales, and
possibly stiffer trade barriers. Whether those pieces of legislation
become law may depend on the new President and his (or her) veto
power.
Private Equity. Many firms bought into the industry when
sales and profits were strong. But the consumer is like the tide.
When there's a hot category, the tide rushes into our stores.
Sometimes the tide ebbs, and owners unfamiliar with that process can
make serious mistakes trying to force companies to meet
pre-determined sales and profit goals.
Chain Stores. The eternal quest for increased profits can
have long-term, adverse effects. Pressure vendors too hard and the
result is shoddy products the consumer doesn't want, or it drives
the vendors and their creativity out of the industry. Bypassing
vendors to source the products directly loses the vendors'
creativity.
(Thoughts on this? Is CLN off-base, missed some major
challenges? Email your thoughts to CLN at mike@clnonline.com.)
THE INDIE CRAFT MOVEMENT
AND BUSINESS WEEK?
Much has been written and spoken about the Indie craft movement,
but the result had many in the industry wondering just how
big/important a market it is. Apparently Business Week thinks
the movement is large enough to warrant a two-page article in the
Jan. 14 issue.
The article cited Etsy, an online marketplace where crafters sell
their creations. In 2007 1.92 million items were sold for a total of
$26.5 million. The site, www.etsy.com,
has 50,000 active sellers and 600,000 registered members.
BW also cited Make magazine's second annual Maker
Faire in San Mateo, CA, which attracted 45,000 people. Make
is published by O'Reilly Media which also publishes CRAFT.
The article also cited Hubert Burda Media, the German sewing giant,
that re-launched its English-language website, BurdaStyle (www.burdastyle.com)
which has been wildly popular since its re-launch in July.
To learn more about the Indie movement, click on Category
Reports. The CHA show will also include a "demonar" on the
trend, "The Indie Craft Revolution" Feb. 9, 3:00-5:00 pm,
led by Natalie Zee Drieu, Sr. Editor of CRAFT magazine, one
of the movement's leading publications. For more info, visit www.chashow.com.
LAST-MINUTE TRADE SHOW PRODUCT
NEWS
Dimensions. (#3741, CHA). Will offer items from the
recently released Feltworks and Spring Needlecrafts catalogs.
www.dimensions-crafts.com.
F+W Publications. (#1751, CHA). New titles from the Krause
division include Creating Lampwork Beads for Jewelry and Easy
To Crochet Cute Clothes for Kids. www.krausebooks.com
Interweave.(#539, TNNA) Will preview its Spring line of
books, enable buyers to listen to Knitting Out Loud audio books, and
see the latest fashions from upcoming issues of Interweave Knits,
Interweave Crochet, Knitscene, and PieceWork
magazines. Some Interweave authors will be signing books at Westminster
(#818), Pick Up Sticks (#2226), and Unicorn Books
& Crafts (#2053). See a schedule at the booth for times.
Jack Dempsey Needle Art. (#2204, CHA). A new catalog and
variety of new designs for beginner embroidery kits, pillowcases,
quilt squares, table runners and toppers, etc. www.jdneedleart.com.
Stampington. (#1787, CHA). A new annual publication, artists'
caf้, is a 150-work
compilation of the best of Somerset art and design. www.stampington.com.
Widget Products. (#607 CHA) Jerry Payton's company is
offering an endcap with the company's Crochet Lite, Scissor
Lite, Short Knit Lite, and Long Knit Lite products,
plus batteries. www.widgetproducts.net.
Yarn Market News (#1032, TNNA). The magazine will
be handing out information about its YMN Smart Business
Conference to be held in Chicago in March. www.yarnmarketnews.com.
(Note to vendors: If you're exhibiting at CHA, send CLN
a short description, the URL, and your booth number. Let's give
buyers an opportunity to do a little homework before the show, as
they compile their "booths to visit" list. Email mike@clnonline.com.)
EMAIL: SCRAPBOOKING AND
MEDICINE
I liked this quote from your article: "As science's ability
to actually relieve patients' suffering improved, medicine became
colder, more impersonal. Machines replaced the consoling words and
comforting hands. But those machines are expensive."
I see an ironic parallel to this in the scrapbooking industry. As
this industry has quickly evolved, it has become colder and more
impersonal. The local scrapbook stores and home parties are a thing
of the past (at least in my area). Big-box chain stores have
replaced them. The service is dull and the store aisles monotonous
at best. These stores are expensive, too. Sadly, I dont think
they are fully equipped with resuscitation equipment and the
resources it is going to take to make a full recovery. I hope they
prove me wrong. Stacy Armstrong (Note: Stacy's
wonderful essay, "Why I Scrapbook," is still in Kate's
Collage.)
EMAIL: 2008 CHALLENGES IN
NEEDLEWORK
In my opinion the word Challenge means opportunity! Yes, our
economic issues facing all Americans will be challenging and
belt-tightening will be a must. When I say opportunity I believe if
our industries want to stay right side up, we need Creativity,
Newness, Freshness, and lots more Education to the consumers on how
fun our industry can be for them.
Nobody likes change, but change is Newness, Freshness, and
consumers want to have fun with their hobbies and leisure time. Some
manufactures hold back on new products during a time of economic
slowness, but in my opinion that's incorrect. New products, new
designs, new colors, is what drives any industry.
I have a saying at Clover, "When the business gets tough we
get the factory making new products. We have to help the retailers keep the consumer coming
to their shops and newness and freshness and change is what in my
opinion will help keep the needle arts industry staying the course.
Jan Carr, Clover Needlework (Note: To read
more on the coming challenges, click on Business-Wise.)
RANDOM NOTES, RANDOM THOUGHTS
1. Years ago Rita Weiss, formerly of ASN Publishing said,
"When the industry started, the manufacturers held all the
power. Now retailers hold it all. But someday the consumer will hold
the power."
Rita, I think that day may be here. Consumers told us during the
holiday season, "I won't buy it if it's not on sale."
"You better spend money to test the products to make sure
they're safe." "I can shop online or via television just
as easily as going into your store."
2. This issue marks the end of CLN Index of
industry-related stocks. It started in 1989 in Craftrends as
a way of showing a glimpse of the industry's health, or at least
Wall Street's perception of the industry's fortunes. But today there
just aren't enough public retailers left to make the Index relevant.
At one time there were approximately 16 retailers on the Index
(House of Fabrics, Rag Shop, Michaels, Fabricland, Ben Franklin,
Frank's Nursery, Northwest Fabric, Cloth World, etc.) The Index
shrank as retailers closed their doors, were bought and absorbed by
other retailers, or went private.
Many public manufacturers produce products for the industry, but
their craft divisions are such a small fraction of the
conglomerates' overall business that tracking their stock would not
be a sign of the industry's health.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS: CHA WINTER
SHOW
DEADLINE. Jan. 9 is the deadline for CHA Winter
Show exhibitors to enter new products in the Innovations Showcase.
Email Semo Sennas at ssennas@craftandhobby.org
or call 201-794-1133, ext. 218. ... Jan. 17 is the deadline for the
GES Early Discount. ... Jan 18 is the deadline for CHA Press News
Bulletin listing.
SEMINARS. Vendors complain trade associations aren't
educating the retailers well enough. The associations respond by
offering a plethora of business seminars, but sometimes the
attendance isn't so good. "You can lead a horse to
water...." Now CHA is teaming up with certain manufacturers
with this offer: Members completing at least four of nine selected
seminars will receive a "Certificate of Retailing
Excellence" enabling them to receive special discounts offered
by partnering manufacturers. For a list of the seminars, visit www.chashow.org
and click on "Education & Special Events," then
"New Education Programs."
EXPERTS. Every CHA member attending the show can have a
free, one-on-one, 30-minute consultation with one of the expert
speakers CHA has brought in for seminars. A business that needs help
with web design, marketing, niche marketing, art licensing,
merchandising and store design, customer service, retail sales, etc.
can receive free advice. Sign up begins Sun., Feb. 10 at 9:00 am.
First-come, first-served.
BOOTHS. Although the following companies now share one
corporate parent, they will have separate booths. Wilton Cake
Decorating & Seasonal, #4117 ... Wilton Wedding,
#4017 ... Dimensions, #3741 ... EK Success, #4049 ... Just
Jinger, #3957 ... #K & Company, 3749 & 3949.
BUYERS. Rich Kizer and Georganne Bender (KIZER &
BENDER Speaking!) have written an excellent series, "How to
Increase Your Success at Trade Shows" which is posted on their
blog at www.kizerandbender.blogspot.com.
They will conduct a seminar at CHA, "The Other 88%: Creating
NEW Scrapbookers!" 2:00 - 3:00 pm Sun. Feb. 10.
BOOKS. Women & Money is #4 on the Wall
Street Journal's business best-seller list. It's written by Suze
Orman, the keynote speaker at the CHA show in February in
Anaheim.
DESIGN. The License & Design section, more than
double the size of the 2007 version, is sold out.
MAKE-IT/TAKE-IT. There will be a unique one at CHA. Walnut
Hollowฎ (#2917), LuminArte ( #2755) and Stampington
& Co.ฎ (#1787) will sponsor a "progressive"
make-it/take-it that will offer participants an opportunity to
sample products from each company and create a unique project.
Participants will begin at LuminArte and eventually progress to
Walnut Hollow where the project will be completed.
INFO. For complete details about the show, Feb. 9-13,
visit www.chashow.org.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS
BANKRUPTCY. Junkitz filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy
(liquidation) and is closed. Owners Stacey and Kenny Panassidi have
joined Inque Boutique, a relatively new company that was launched
last summer.
TNNA. The National NeedleArt Assn. revamped/improved its
website at www.tnna.org
and is working on sites for the Needlepoint and the Counted Thread
& Embroidery groups, similar to the Yarn group's site. The
results of a new industry survey will be released at the all-member
meeting on Sun., Jan.13, 8:00 am, during the Long Beach show. The
show will include a clever idea, an expanded Sample It feature, in
which retailers can buy and bring home a sample of the order from a
vendor, to give customers back home a sneak peak of what's on order.
PATTERNS. KnittingDaily.com's #1 downloaded pattern in
2007 was "Modern Quilt Wrap" designed by Mags Kandis for Folk
Style (Interweave, 2007) in Rowan Kidsilk Haze. It's a
wrap/oversize scarf loosely based on the traditional Log Cabin quilt
block and worked square by square. ... BeadingDaily.com's top
down loaded pattern was "Snowflake Ornament" designed by
Robin Cowart. It produces a netted snowflake for decorating gifts
with it, dangled on a small suction cup with a hook in a window, or
hung it on a Christmas tree.
QUOTATION. "A day in the life of a retail manager
would be a nightmare job for a lot of people." Kathy
Mance, VP of the National Retail Federation Foundation, which
helps retailers train and recruit employees and managers. (USA
Today)
TV. The 12th series of Scrapbook Memories uplinks
to PBS stations Jan. 13, sponsored by Epson, Adobe, Scrapper's
Guide, Big Picture Scrapbooking, Sakura, BasicGrey, Digital
Scrapbook Memories, Westrim, QuiKutz, Xyron, Hot Off The Press,
ZoomAlbum, and Dreamweaver Stencils. ... The 5th series of Bake
Decorate Celebrate! uplinks Feb. 17. It's produced by KS, Inc.
Productions and Wilton Industries and sponsored in part by KraftMaid
and KitchenAid. Both series are produced by KS, Inc. Productions.
ROLODEX. JewelCraft has moved to 232 S. Van Brunt St.,
Englewood, NJ 07631. Call 201-816-8004; fax 201-816-0770; email: dans@jewelcraft.biz;
visit www.jewelcraft.biz.
SCHOOLS. Now it's the Louisiana State University student
newspaper reporting on the resurgence of knitting among young
people. "In the past few years, especially during the school
year, we have had a lot of people, mostly early 20s, come in and buy
knitting stuff," Jennifer Garcia of the local Hobby Lobby told
the paper.
WILTON PROMOTIONS. Brent Powell to VP Wal-Mart Team. ...
Karen Swinford to Sr. VP, Wilton Industries-Housewares. ... David
Bachelor to Director, Sales-Housewares ... Wendy Carney to Director,
National Accounts-Craft & Mass. ... Jim Teml to VP Sales, Wilton
Ent.
PEOPLE. Dixon Ticonderoga appointed Donald Currie CEO.
Currie reports to Massimo Candela, CEO of Dixons parent company,
FILA S.p.A. in Milan, Italy.
QUOTATIONS. From a Reuters report on the recent, bustling Canton
Trade Fair, China's largest export trade show: "If you pay
a good amount, then they give you good quality. But if you pay a
cheap price, get a discount, they will give you bad quality,"
Rupesh Parekh, a buyer for a hardware company in Mumbai
... "It all depends on how much the customer is paying. That
determines what materials go into the product." Wendy
Wang, a manager at the Hebei Machinery Import And Export Corp.
RECYCLE. Office Depot has a "Tech Recycling
Service" at the company's 1,100+ stores. Consumers can purchase
a Tech Recycling Box for $5, $10, or $15, which they fill with
acceptable items monitors, small tv's, printers, etc. then
return the filled box to the store.
CLN STOCK INDEX: A.C. Moore: $11.69, down $0.91 ...
Jo-Ann's: $9.96, down $3.40 ... Wal-Mart: $45.72, down $1.91 ... CLN
Index: down 8.3% ... Dow Jones:12,800.18, down 4.0%. (Note: All
changes in price are since 1/4 and are exclusive of dividends.)
SERVICE PROVIDER PROFILE: THE
CREATIVE NETWORK
(Note: CLN has launched a new series of profiles on
service suppliers who specialize in our industry. CLN will
run one per issue, and place the published profiles in a
"Service Supplier" archive. The eventual result is a
complete list of companies offering such services as advertising,
mergers/acquisitions, public relations, marketing, product
development, etc.)
The Creative Network, Inc. (TCN) is the Craft and hobby
industry's key personnel and executive recruiting firm that was
founded by industry veteran Gail Czech 15+ years ago. Since then TCN
has expanded into the stationery, toy, publishing, home d้cor,
office products, and related industries. TCN specializes in finding
highly skilled, qualified candidates for companies in those
industries.
"Every TCN search assignment is unique," Gail said.
"There is no one-size-fits-all solution. We take pride in our
ability to acquire a deep understanding of our client companies'
needs, requirements, and industry in order to ensure a successful
search."
The search process includes a) understand the client's
needs and issues; b) organize/plan the search
campaign/process; c) source candidates; d) qualify
candidates based on client's requirements; e) screen and
interview; f) present short list for phone and face-to-face
interviews; g) review and make recommendations; h) check
references; i) present, negotiate, and close offers on behalf
of the clients.
TNC assures complete confidentiality for clients and candidates,
and is committed to "after-placement" communications with
client companies and placed candidates to ensure a positive
long-term relationship.
Additional services include a bi-monthly e-letter (focusing on
employment trends and issues); assistance with relocation services;
cost-of-living comparisons (upon request); credit and criminal
reference checks (nominal fee); pre-screen testing (nominal fee);
contract employees.
TCN is a member of the National Personnel Assn., a group of
national and international recruiting firms. In addition, TCN is a
founding member of Marketing Recruiters' Network (MRN), a national
organization of search firms with significant focus in marketing
disciplines and sales management in consumer packaged goods and
other consumer products.
Personnel. Gail Czech, Founder/President. Gail has been in
the craft industry for 30+ years, serving on numerous industry
committees and as Chair of the board of ACCI. She also served on the
CHA board and is President of MRN. gail@creativenetworkinc.com
... Jessica Goursolas, VP, is a 20+-year industry veteran and served
in various positions for SHOPA. jessica@creativenetworkinc.com
... Nancy Ford, Sr. Recruiter nancyf@creativenetworkinginc.com
... Janie Powell, Recruiter janiep@creativenetworkinc.com
... Megan Boucher, Office Manager.
Rolodex. The Creative Network, Inc., 1325 SE Tech Center
Dr., Ste. 190, Vancouver, WA 98683. Call 360-604-0802; visit
www.creativenetworkinc.com.
THE CREATIVE NETWORK: JOB
OPENINGS
To see the latest listings, click on Jobs in the left-hand column
or click HERE.
THE WISDOM OF WILL ROGERS
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman; neither
works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and
put it back in your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones who learn by
reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to
pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that
comes from bad judgment.
10. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back
every now and then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n
puttin' it back.
12. After eating a bull, a mountain lion felt so good he
started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot
him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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