COMMENTARY: SO HOW IS
THE INDUSTRY DOING?
The fourth-quarter sales figures for Michaels, Jo-Ann,
and A.C. Moore, as reported in the last issue of CLN,
were gloomy. Same-store sales are considered the most accurate
indication of how a chain is doing: Jo-Ann, -2.9%; Michaels, -5.6%;
and A.C. Moore, -8.7%. Meanwhile, the latest quarterly update of CHA's
Attitude & Usage Study, the closest thing we have to an
accurate size of industry study, indicated sales were down.
But the picture painted by these numbers may be deceptive.
Consider:
1. Sales were down in large part because custom framing,
perhaps the highest-ticket category in our stores, was down, as were
sales of seasonal items. But in a real sense, that's not us,
the folks who make, import, distribute, and retail craft,
scrapbooking, knitting, sewing, wearable-art, painting, kids crafts,
and DIY home dec supplies. In fact, the sales of our products
appear to be equal to or ahead of last year. But those are
lower-cost items and their sales could not overcome the decline of
more expensive custom framing business.
2. Enthusiasts aren't buying as much because they already
have so much – paper, yarn, beads, etc. They're still doing their
thing, and eventually they will need to replenish their stash.
3. Hobby Lobby (see below) reported increased sales, and
we're hearing reports that Wal-Mart is pleased with its craft
sales.
4. I may be a cockeyed optimist, but it does appear the
economy may have hit bottom, or close to it. For months now,
consumers and businesses have hid under a rock as the economy
tumbled down around us. The dust is beginning to settle, and as we
crawl out from our storm cellars, we'll see the sun is still shining
and the economy is in a recession, not a depression.
5. History tells us the industry does just fine in a
recession. In fact, we're already performing better than the economy
in general. The Commerce Department just announced the Gross
National Product declined 6.3% in the fourth quarter, the worst drop
since 1982. We had a tough quarter, but not that tough.
NEW COLUMNS THIS ISSUE
Business-Wise.
How do you inspire employees during these perilous economic
times? Here are seven basic strategies.
Kizer
& Bender. Does your staff work together? Really work
together? It's an integral part of good customer service.
Memory,
Paper, Stamps. Paper scrapbooking, digital scrapbooking, and
never the twain shall meet, right? Perhaps there's an another choice
that might be the best of both worlds.
(Note: To read the columns, click on the column title in
the left-hand column. If it's not the column you expected, click on
the Reload or Refresh button of your browser.)
TAKE THE CLN POLL: YOUR
CREDIT LINE
A vendor told CLN, "On top of the general downturn,
we were hit with a double whammy over the last few months. Just
before the end of the year, our $100,000 line of credit was canceled
by our bank. We thought it was us, but our bank was CitiBank and
soon after they laid off 72,000 employees and ask for $45 billion
from the TARP. Needless to say this loss of credit sent our FICO
score into the dumpster, and now all of our credit (lines and cards)
has been lowered to what we already owe."
So here's the question: Has your business and/or personal credit
line been cancelled or lowered in the past six months? To vote,
click on Industry Polls in the right-hand column or click HERE.
THE CLN POLL: HAVE WE
BOTTOMED OUT?
Slightly more than half the votes in CLN's unscientific
poll say no. The economy will weaken further, said 35.4%, while
another 16.7% aren't sure, but think the economy's decline will
continue. More than a fifth, 22.9%, think the worst is over, and one
quarter aren't sure but hopeful the storm has passed.
(Note: Most of the voting took place shortly after the
Mar. 23rd issue went online. Since then, the stock market has risen
above 8,000, February factory orders rose 1.8% after six straight
monthly declines, and consumer confidence surveys revealed a slight
increase in consumer confidence. However, jobless claims rose to
656,750, the highest since October, 1982, and the unemployment rate
climbed to 8.5%, the highest since November, 1983.)
HOBBY LOBBY CONTINUES TO GROW
In a speech to Samford University business students, Hobby Lobby
Founder/CEO David Green reported same-store sales are up 5% this
year and the company has plans to open 25-30 new stores, the Birmingham
(AL) News reported. Annual sales for Hobby Lobby and its
subsidiaries have reached $2 billion, slightly higher than the $1.9
billion reported by Jo-Ann.
Green attributed the company's success to a) following
Biblical principles; b) a hands-on approach to merchandising
– he spends about 80% of his time with HL's buyers; and c)
empowering employees – "We feel we need to make entrepreneurs
out of all our people, from our store managers to our buyers."
An important lesson Green shared with the students (one many
people in the industry should learn): explaining the difference
between a business person and a merchant: a merchant is more
concerned with discovering customer's needs instead of crunching
numbers. "A lot of times, if you're not careful, you let the
numbers drive decisions," the Birmingham News reported.
(Note: In 2004 when Forbes listed David Green as
one of the richest men in America, CLN asked readers how did
David grow from a single store in 1972, considering stores are
closed on Sundays and do not have a checkout scanning system.
Readers responded, and the result is "Vendors Discuss Hobby
Lobby's Success." To read the article, click on Business-Wise,
then scroll way down the right-hand column and click on the
headline.)
MICHAELS RELAUNCHES ITS
"INSPIRATIONAL" SITE
Encouraged by the initial success of WhereCreativityHappens,
Michaels is re-launching the site with designer Jo Pearson in seven
new webisodes, each featuring step-by-step instructions for
designing one-of-a-kind jewelry, updating outdoor entertaining
spaces, etc. The previous webisodes received nearly a million views
on the company's site and on YouTube, the company reported. Visit www.WhereCreativityHappens.com.
"Our customers are telling us that they want to spend more
time on do-it-yourself projects not only to save money but as an
inexpensive activity the whole family can enjoy," said Michaels
Chief Marketing Officer Stuart Aitken. "We will introduce a
series of new webisodes in 2009, along with in-store events and
hundreds of project ideas, to provide inspiration and value to our
customers."
Last Saturday Michaels had a a free kids event in all its stores
in conjunction with the new film Monsters vs. Aliens™.
There were free supplies for kids to create their own finger-puppet
version of 3D monsters, as well as pages to color.
FIRST QUARTER STOCK REPORT
Reports to CLN indicate that our industry, while it did
not have an outstanding first quarter, performed better than most
retail industries. Apparently Wall Street agrees. The Dow Jones
Industrial Average fell 13.3% in the first quarter. (Comment: Gulp.
Our 401k's that had become 201k's are now 101k's.) But our
publicly-held retailers performed much better.
Despite its report of declining sales, A.C. Moore's stock
rose 76.6% in the first three months of 2009. Hancock
increased 34.0%, and Jo-Ann rose 5.5%. Despite its reports of
increases sales and countless media descriptions of recession-weary
consumers turning to Wal-Mart, the stock fell 7.1%. Martha
Stewart Living Omnimedia declined 4.2%.
THE BEAD MARKET, PT. I: RANDOM
THOUGHTS
1. The Bead Fest in Santa Fe was considerably
smaller than the Bead&Button show in Milwaukee, but was
an excellent example of proportionality. The number of booths and
attendees seemed just right for each other. The exhibitors were
pleased with the crowd, and all of the classes sold out. A good show
for everyone means the correct correlation between the number of
buyers and sellers.
2. Beading classes may be more important to a retailer's
sales than any other product category. The multitude of consumer
shows and mail order/Internet sites such as Fire Mountain Gems offer
a wider variety of product than any bead store or department.
Beaders don't need much from local stores – but they want to
learn, and will buy what the teacher tells them to buy.
3. Introducing bead enthusiasts to a new type of
jewelrymaking, such as polymer clay or metal work, can boost tool
sales because each type seems to need its own special tools.
4. Because of the consumer shows and mail order/Internet
sales, the category is far larger, more lucrative, than one would
assume simply by walking the bead aisles in stores or visiting the
jewelry booths at trade shows.
5. Beaders will use products that seemingly
"belong" to other categories (see below).
THE BEAD MARKET, PT. II: OTHER
CATEGORIES
Retailers may often be selling "non-jewelry" products
to jewelry enthusiasts without realizing it:
1. Scrapbooking. Nice paper and embellishments can be
encased in resin to make a pendant, bracelet, or earring part.
Rivets, eyelets, and eyelet setters are used in layering metals for
jewelry parts.
2. Rubber stamps. Can be used with polymer clay.
3. Crafts. Almost anything can be enclosed in resin to
make a bead, so various kinds of glitters, doll parts, silk flowers,
etc., are all fair game. Mod Podge is recommended to coat
paper before drowning it in resin. Glues of various kinds.
4. Painting. Certain paints can also be used on polymer
clay. That means brushes, too.
5. Leathercrafting. Various items can be useful for
hole-punching and stamping metal. Jewelry-makers working with metal
need hammers, rulers, files, etc.
6. Miscellaneous. Small ribbons, interesting yarns, and
fabric scraps can enhance jewelry.
7. Sewing. Buttons and even safety pins.
8. Organizers. Beaders have an unquenchable need for
containers, organizers, etc. The carryalls that scrappers use can
work just as well for beaders.
For example, the 10th series of Beads Baubles and Jewels,
produced by KS Inc. Productions for PBS stations, will
include "working with bronze clay, the secrets of fabric beads,
fused glass pendants, incorporating natural materials into designs,
metal stamping, lining glass beads with silver, how to set flat
stores, cutting edge tools, and much more." The series uplinks
with stations May 6, and is sponsored by Interweave, Rio Grande,
Beadalon, Bead Stopper, Rings & Things, and TierraCast.
THE BEAD MARKET, PT. III:
WEBINAR FOR RETAILERS
Last week CLN moderated a webinar, "Schmooze 'Em or
Lose 'Em: 12 Essential Tips for Growing Your Bead + Jewelry
Business," sponsored by Interweave Press and CGM,
a bead/jewelry product distributor. Approximately 100 retailers
participated, listening to and asking questions of the speakers:
Sally Roesler (The Bead Goes On, a wholesale Internet and
catalog bead distributor, and the national retail franchise, Beadniks);
Stephen Koenig, VP of Sales/Marketing and Book Publisher for
Interweave; and Rich Kizer and Georganne Bender, well known retail
consultants, speakers/authors, and CLN columnists.
Interweave is planning a second webinar for retailers,
"Bricks + Mortar + Online = Profits: How independent retailers
can achieve online success," which will be Tues., June 16.
Details to follow. The first webinar is still available online, and
will be for the next 11 weeks. To access it, click HERE
HANCOCK USES THE NEW MEDIA
Hancock has an interesting promotion/contest, The Ultimate
Prom, in which three students from NYC High School of Fashion
Industries will compete to design not only their own prom dress, but
also a dress which a panel of fashion-industry experts will judge as
the "perfect" prom dress.
The contest is a type of Project Runway for teens, and is
using teenagers' new media outlets to promote it. The students'
triumphs and travails will be chronicled via "webisodes"
at YouTube and through the Hearst Teen Network, which includes
Seventeen.com, Cosmogirl.com, MisQuinceMag.com, and MyPromStyle.com.
Initial webisodes are now accessible at www.hancockfabrics.com/prom.
The webisodes run through June 12.
The winning design will be worn by Universal Motown artist Kat de
Luna at The Ultimate Prom on June 5th at Chelsea Piers in Manhattan,
and Simplicity Pattern will create and produce a pattern from the
design which will be available in Hancock stores in early 2010.
TRADE SHOW REPORT:
EUROPE/WORLD
The 27th international Handarbeit & Hobby needlework
and craft trade show in Cologne attracted 8,788 attendees from 54
countries – almost exactly the same size attendance (8,900) as a
year ago. There were 212 exhibitors from 24 countries. The
attendance drop of 1.3% is less of a decline percentage-wise than
most recent U.S. trade shows.
A press release from the show sponsor said, "One thing is
clear – knitting is back in with young people. In keeping with the
times, people best like handicrafts that result in an attractive end
product which is quick and easy to make. Hobbies of this kind
currently fulfil a basic need to express creativity and traditional
values. Fun hats and scarves made of pompom wool are the rage, as
well as machine embroidery, basic mending, and decoration with
applications or accessories."
Attendees voted the first best new product award to Bernina
Int. for the Bernina 830 sewing/embroidery computer with
1,100 stitches per minute in sewing mode and 1,000 stitches in
embroidery mode.
The 2010 show is Mar. 26-28 in Cologne. Visit http://www.handarbeit-hobby.de/en.
UK PUBLISHER ENTERS U.S.
MARKET
The U.S. magazine market just got a little more crowded. While
some magazines such as Simple Scrapbooks have fallen by the
wayside, Traplet Publications, a 30-year-old British
publisher, is taking the plunge into U.S. waters.
In addition to a variety of hobby publications, Traplet publishes
Craft Stamper, Beads and Beyond, Sewing World,
and Patchwork and Quilting, all monthly magazines. Currently
there are no plans to sell them on newsstands, but Garry Owen, head
of the U.S. office, told CLN they will be available for sale
in retail stores. The website is www.traplet.com.
Owen added that the magazines are also interested in considering
designs/projects from U.S. designers. Designers interested in
submitting projects – and companies interested in receiving
information on ad rates – should call 217-355-2970 or email garry.owen@traplet.com.
CPSIA UPDATE
1. Acting Chair of the Consumer Product Safety Commission
Nancy Nord wrote to President Barack Obama to appoint a new CPSC
chair to deal with mounting complaints about the consumer product
safety law that has left retailers stuck with more than $1 billion
of goods they can't sell, the Wall Street Journal reported.
One of three commission chairs has been vacant for nearly three
years, and Rep. Henry Waxman (D., Calif.), chair of the House
Committee on Energy and Commerce, said he would hold a hearing to
examine the issues, but wants to wait until President Obama names a
new agency head.
2. The Toy Industry Assn. helped sponsor an
"Amend the CPSIA" fly-in, rally, and Congressional
briefing on Capitol Hill to education Congress on CPSIA's impact.
The rally, which included six members of Congress, was broadcast
over the Internet. An archive of the rally will be posted soon to www.AmendTheCPSIA.com.
3. The Consumer Product Safety Commission has posted
"Standard Operating Procedure for Determining Total Lead (Pb)
in Non-Metal Children's Products" on its website. Visit www.cpsc.gov/about/cpsia/CPSC-CH-E1002-08.pdf.
4. There's also a statement by Acting Chair Nancy Nord on
the request for exclusions from the lead content limits to CPSIA.
Visit www.cpsc.gov/pr/nord040309exclusions.pdf.
WHAT TO DO WITH DEAD INVENTORY
A major concern bead retailers had during the recent Interweave
webinar was what to do with old inventory – a topic for all
retailers of all sizes in all categories. Some suggestions:
1. Divorce yourself emotionally from the poor-selling
products. Just because you like them doesn't mean you should keep
them on the shelves indefinitely.
2. Create new made-ups with the products. Give your
customers new ideas about how to use them. You inspire consumers and
they will buy.
3. Move the products to another part of the store. Show
them in a new place, in a new light, adjacent to different product
lines.
4. Create mystery grab bags and sell them at an
irresistible price.
5. Donate them to schools.
6. There are countless charities that can use yarn,
scrapbook paper, beads, etc. Donating to a non-profit can help your
taxes.
7. Discount, discount, discount until they're gone.
The bottom line: dead merchandise sitting on your shelves takes
up space and makes your store look boring. Remember, turnover is
more important than margin. The money you paid for these dead
products is long gone. It's time to move on.
(Note: Any other suggestions for moving dead merchandise?
Email your thoughts to CLN to share them with retailers. Send
emails to mike@clnonline.com.)
KNITTING AND HEALTH
The following was published in the March issue of 0 Magazine:
"Take up knitting. According to research at the
Harvard-affiliated Benson-Henry Institute for Mind Body Medicine,
the repetitive motion and focus of needlework can elicit what's
known as the relaxation response – a calming meditation-like state
that slows heart rate and causes blood pressure to drop. In
addition, a study published in the Journal of the American
Geriatrics Society suggests that knitting is associated with a
lower risk of dementia for those 65 and older."
SHORT-TERM CUTS, LONG-TERM
HARM
CLN has heard unconfirmed reports that a major art material
company is cancelling its newsletter for painting teachers and
stopping its pay-for-publication program – a classic example of
short-term thinking, of a new owner buying a good company, then not
listening to the employees who made the company worth buying in the
first place.
How important are teachers in art materials? Years ago when there
were a gazillion acrylic paint lines in the market, DecoArt
came out of nowhere to become one of the category's top sellers.
How? By giving away countless bottles of paint to teachers. Enough
teachers liked the paint, told their students, and the rest is
history.
Now a company's beancounters are looking at teacher support as an
expense rather than an investment. But as one subscriber wrote,
"Needless to say, that artist/designer is now going to promote
another line." A year from now, when sales have fallen, the
beancounters will pat themselves on the back and say, "Boy,
good thing we cut costs a year ago."
EVERYBODY'S GETTING CRAFTY
THESE DAYS, I
Supermodel Christie Brinkley has partnered with Jo-Ann to
create an eco-friendly collection of fabrics. They are made with
organic cotton or recycled polyester that’s made from plastic
bottles. The printed designs are created using a water-less process,
a green method that has virtually no waste water. The fabrics
include a seersucker stripe, and a variety of prints on both
recycled polyester and organic cotton blended matelasse.
"I wanted to design fabrics that are great looking and
casual but, as a mother of three and a longtime environmental
advocate, I also wanted the fabrics to be environmentally
friendly," says Christie Brinkley, who studied art and design
in Paris prior to becoming a model.
Other American design "names" at Jo-Ann include Liz
Claiborne, Nautica, Christopher Lowell, Tommy Bahama, and Waverly.
EVERYBODY'S GETTING CRAFTY
THESE DAYS, II
Even Mrs. Butterworth®. The most powerful brand in
maple-flavored syrup in the distinctive bottle is turning to crafts
to boost sales. The company, Pinnacle Foods Group, has teamed with CHA
members to offer kids craft projects using empty, washed Butterworth
bottles. The first three, designed by Sarah Hodson, are available at
http://launchpadserver.com/mbw/crafty/beta.
Additional projects by Terri O. and Kathy Petersen will follow in
July and September.
This isn't the first time a non-craft product has been used as a
base for craft products. For 18 years Craft Marketing Connections
created craft projects for their client, Renuzit air
fresheners. During that span the company was sold three times, but
each owner used CMC. President Cindy Groom-Harry said, "Over
the span of 18 years we worked with all three companies on that
brand, distributing over a million craft project sheets and how-to's,
hundreds of original designs, and millions and millions of magazine
impressions. It was a great ride!"
RANDOM NOTES, RANDOM THOUGHTS
1. Last week I was startled – but shouldn't have been
– by how similar the bead retailers' questions at the webinar were
to those I've heard from scrapbook, craft, yarn, cross stitch, and
art material retailers. "How do I attract new customers?"
"What's the best way to spend my ad dollars?" "How do
I keep customers loyal when they have so many chain-store, Internet,
and consumer-show options?"
It's one more reminder that independent retailers who sell
creative products have the same challenges, regardless of the
products.
2. Talk about consumers shopping down, Saks Fifth Avenue
lost $98.75 million in the fourth quarter ended Jan. 31. A year ago
the quarter's profit was $39.47 million. Nordstrom's fourth-quarter
profits dropped 68%. CFO Mike Koppel said the chain had 10 times
more markdowns this past holiday season.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS
LEGISLATION. Three major bills have been introduced in
Congress regarding shoplifting: a) the Combating Organized
Retail Crime Act of 2009, sponsored by Senate Majority Whip Richard
Durbin (D, IL); b) the Organized Retail Crime Act of 2009,
sponsored by Rep. Brad Ellsworth (D, IN); and c) the
E-Fencing Enforcement Act of 2009, sponsored by the House Judiciary
Committee Crime, Terrorism and Homeland Security Subcommittee Chair
Bobby Scott. (D, VA) All three address the growing problem of
shoplifters stealing large amounts of merchandise, then selling it
in venues ranging from flea markets to the Internet.
SHOWS. Retailers can now register online for The
National NeedleArts Ann. show in Columbus, OH, June 13-15.
Online registration for others begins tomorrow. Classes purchased on
site will be $20 higher/class and there's a refund of up to $50
available. Complete info is available in the Attendee Registration
Brochure or call 800-889-8662. To download it, click HERE
CHA SHOWS. CHA continues to accept 2009 Summer workshop
applications. For info, email Avery Dykman at adykman@craftandhobby.org.
... CHA reports 20,000+ sq. ft. of exhibit space has already been
sold for the Super (consumer) show. ... Hotel rooms for the Orlando
shows are going fast. Visit www.chashow.org.
HISPANICS. Wal-Mart doesn't make many mistakes when it
comes to demographics, and it is now accelerating its efforts to
service U.S. Hispanics. It's opening new small-format "supermercado"
stores, as well as a Latino-focused version of its Sam’s Club
warehouse concept, the Financial Times reported. (Comment:
Isn't it time our industry paid more attention to Hispanics, the
fastest growing population group in the country?)
CHARITY. The Wal-Mart Foundation awarded $5 million
to the American Red Cross. The company's charitable giving reached a
record level of $423 million in 2008, a 25% increase over the prior
year. ... The Cleveland Plain Dealer reported Jo-Ann
donated $656,000+ in cash and products to nonprofit organizations in
2008. ... Plaid employees are paying to take evening painting
classes from Belinda Harris, a Master Artist and accredited
Priscilla Hauser teacher, who is Plaid's Consumer Services Manager.
All proceeds go to the American Cancer Society. Plaid is a Bronze
Corporate Sponsor for Gwinnett County Relay for Life®. Employee
participation in silent auctions, book sales, lunches, and other
activities throughout each year have raised over $100,000 to the
American Cancer Society.
SHOWS. The Empire State Development Corp. board of
directors approved a $463 million expansion of the New York's Javits
Convention Center, home of Toy Fair and the NY
International Gift Fair.
PRICING. Toys R Us is introducing $1-$2-$3 Fun! shops
in the front of its stores to help parents provide affordable fun
for their kids. Each shop features about 100 items for $3 or less. CLN
has learned that Michaels is also testing a concept of bins
of low-priced products.
YARN. The National NeedleArts Assn.'s Yarn Group has
posted a video of its fashion show held during TNNA's Winter show.
Visit www.YarnGroup.org.
PAINTING. The Decorative Arts Collection has added
Gail Czech (The Creative Network), Valerie Bernardino, and
Linda Heller to its Board of Trustees. The DAC is also preparing to
publish The Book of Painted Quilts. For a preview, click http://www.decorativeartscollection.org/portfolios/highlights_cms.asp
WAL-MART. In a filing with the U.S. Securities and
Exchange Commission, the company said groceries accounted for 49% of
U.S. sales for the fiscal year that ended Jan. 31, up from 47 % the
previous year. ... Speaking at a Morgan Stanley conference, COO Bill
Simon said the company was confident Congress will not pass the
Employee Free Choice Act, which would make it easier for employees
to form a union, Reuters reported.
AWARD. The Simplicity Creative Group received the
2008 Flamie award for the Best Crochet Hook by a Corporation
during a pod cast on www.gettingtloopy.com.
To see the awards, visit www.catbirdstudios.net/clf/2009Flamies.html.
BEST WISHES. To Dene Van Winkle, owner of Imagine That!
Scrapbooks in Rosewell, NM, whose husband Ronnie is fighting a
rare form of cancer. To read Dene's journal and to leave a message
of your own, visit www.caringbridge.org/visit/ronnievanwinkle.
Dene is known to many from her "Pebbles the Rock" fund
raiser described in Kizer & Bender's articles and seminars.
Visit http://kizerandbender.blogspot.com/2008/11/clandestine-retailing.html.
PAPER. Martha Stewart Omnimedia signed a deal with Crane
& Co. to create the Martha Stewart Stationery Weddings
Collection, a full line of wedding stationery products, to be
released this spring, the Boston Globe reported. (Crane is the
company that makes the paper for U.S. currency.)
MEETING. Jo-Ann's annual shareholders meeting is Thurs.,
June 11, at 9:00 a.m. ET at the Jo-Ann Stores Conference Center in
Hudson, OH.
STOCKS. A.C. Moore: $2.12, up $0.38 ... Hancock: $0.45, up
$0.01 ... Jo-Ann: $16.65, up $1.85 ... Wal-Mart: $53.80, up $4.21
... Dow Jones: 8,017.59, up 10.2%. (Note: All changes in
price are since 3/20 and are exclusive of dividends.)
THE CREATIVE NETWORK: JOB
OPENINGS
To see the latest listings by the only personnel recruitment firm
specializing in our industry, click on Jobs in the left-hand column
or click HERE.
SOME BASIC RULES OF LIFE
1. Junk: something you've kept for years and throw away
three weeks before you need it.
2. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
3. Experience is wonderful. It allows you to recognize a
mistake when you make it again.
4. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
5. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
6. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast
to the real world.
7. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
8. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
9. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
10. If you had to identify in one word the reason why the
human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full
potential, that word would be "meetings."
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