COMMENTARY: KEEP OUR
STORES FAMILY FRIENDLY
The toy industry (and some of our industry's vendors) is
worried about Wal-Mart reportedly shrinking the size of the
toy and craft departments and reducing the number of vendors. A
recent New York Times report said, "Many chains,
including Wal-Mart, will carry less inventory and fewer
brands."
That prompted toy industry consultant Richard Gottlieb to point
out that when department stores, Sears, and other chains dropped
toys in the past, the stores were no longer a family destination and
sales ultimately declined. That's a wise lesson for our industry to
remember. A store with products for kids, and perhaps hobbies for
men and boys, will be a family destination, rather than a place
where mom goes off alone when she can find the time.
NEW COLUMNS THIS ISSUE
"Benny Da Buyer". Retailers write about having
lower prices than Michaels, the cost of personal service,
creating and selling locally unique products to tourists, and the
importance of staying positive.
Scene &
Heard. A report on the recent TNNA's
summer show in Columbus, OH.
Kizer &
Bender. How retailers can take advantage of
consumers' "staycations."
Tech Topics. What if your data and applications were
available any time from any computer or smart phone? That day is
here, thanks to "cloud computing."
(Note: To read the columns, click on the column title in
the left-hand column. If it's not the column you expected, click on
the Reload or Refresh button of your browser.)
TAKE THE CLN POLL: GRADING TRADE ASSOCIATIONS
Recently CLN asked readers about their local chambers of
commerce. Now it's time for our trade associations. Are you a member
of CHA, TNNA, NAMTA, or other trade
association? If you're a member of one or more of them, are the
benefits worth the dues? To vote, click on Industry Polls in the
right-hand column or click HERE.
CLN
POLL: READING CLN
Here's a sign of changing times: When CLN was launched 11
years ago, subscribers had a choice of receiving it via email or
fax; 95% chose the fax, so they obviously read a hard copy. Many
probably didn't have email.
Today, 76% of subscribers "almost always" read it
online and another 12% "usually" read it online. Only 12%
say they read it online about half the time and print a hard copy
the other half. No one said they "almost always" print and
read a hard copy.
This trend certainly helps explain the decline of hard-copy
newspapers and magazines such as Time, Newsweek, and Business
Week.
CK MEDIA SOLD
Scrapbook Update is reporting that CK Media has been
sold to New Track Media, a Cincinnati-based
publishing/investment company that publishes Love of Quilting,
American Woodworker, Woodwork, and Sky & Telescope magazines. It
also owns Keepsake Quilting and Keepsake NeedleArts, retail
store/e-commerce operations in Center Harbor, NH; QNNtv, an Internet
television operation specializing in quilting; and Quilters Club of
America.
New Track Media was founded in 2006 by Boston Ventures, an
investment firm, and Stephen Kent, former CEO of F+W Media,
which publishes Memory Makers, Decorative Artist's Workbook, and
other magazines.
CK Media is a division of Sandler Capital, a New York-based
investment firm, which purchased the craft group of magazines from
Primedia, another New York investment company. CK publishes Creating
Keepsakes, Paper Crafts, McCall's Quilting, Quilter's Home,
Quilter's Newsletter, Quiltmaker, Sew News, and Creative Machine
Embroidery. It had published but eventually cancelled Craftrends,
Simple Scrapbooks, Digital Scrapbooking, Memorytrends and Sew Simple
magazines; it also produced, then cancelled the Memorytrends trade
show.
Scrapbook Update also reported that a number of key CK
execs were laid off, including CEO Will Marks; CFO Rich Hybner;
VP/Group Publisher Dave O'Neil; VP/Editorial Director Lin Sorenson;
Creating Keepsakes Editor Brian Tippetts; and the production
departments in CK's Golden, CO and Bluffdale, UT offices. CLN's
requests for confirmation by New Track and Sandler Capital went
unanswered.
Sandler bought the Primedia crafts group in Sept. 2006 for a
reported $130-$132 million, approximately 40% higher than the second
offer, according to CLN sources.
"It was a financial disaster from the get-go," a former
employee told CLN. The company's flagship, Creating
Keepsakes, suffered a public relations nightmare two years ago when
a mistake in the handling of its Hall of Fame competition infuriated
many subscribers. Then the magazine's circulation fell below Meredith's
Scrapbooks Etc., and finally in recent months CK's creditors agreed
to a settlement of 25 cents on the dollar so CK would avoid
bankruptcy.
THE SOCIETY OF DECORATIVE PAINTERS' CONVENTION
The show was about the same size as it's been in recent years,
but far smaller than in its heyday. The crowd was as enthusiastic as
ever, but it was smaller – and older. Many of the major art
material companies appear to have abandoned the market, leaving it
for those vendors – DecoArt, Martin/F. Weber, Royal
Langnickel to name three – who continue to support the
organization. But a long talk with a board member made CLN
hope SDP had bottomed out and is on its way back. There's too much
talent, too much potential for consumer enthusiasm, for the industry
to allow SDP to wither away.
With the drop in the number of independent paint shops and the
chains shrinking the number of publications carried,
shows/conventions such as SDP, Artist Expo Houston, Creative
Painting in Las Vegas, and HOOT (Heart of Ohio Tole) in
Columbus, OH are the main source for pattern packs, unusual wood
pieces, classes, etc.
Trends. The line separating decorative painting and fine
art is definitely blurring. Plus, online efforts continue: Interactive
Artist magazine, which includes video and written lessons, a
media library, an artist showcase, and other features, reports a
growing circulation (www.interactiveartistmagazine.org).
DecoArt has launched a massive online art school in
support of its Traditions line. Although still in its
infancy, the school has attracted many of the top decorative
painting teachers from around the world (www.tradisionsartschool.com).
The school was launched in conjunction with Art Apprentice Online
(www.artapprenticeonline.com).
Before the public portion of the convention, SDP members Erika
Joanne Frei and Elaina Appleby taught a class of kids in a summer
program at Friendship House, a local United Way social agency. The
resulting media attention (newspaper and tv news) helped convention
attendance. Erika and Elaina are the authors of Kidz Can Paint! published
by Leisure Arts.
On a sad note, Jerry Hauser, the husband of SDP founder and
industry icon Priscilla Hauser, passed away June 14, just days
before the convention opened. Priscilla asked that, in lieu of
cards/flowers, friends make a donation for Jerry to their favorite
animal charity or shelter.
Schedule: Artist Expo Houston (www.artistexpohouston.com),
July 21-25 ... HOOT (www.heartofohiotole.org),
Aug. 10-15, Columbus ... Creative Painting (http://members.cox.net/vegaspaint),
Feb. 21-26, 2010, Las Vegas ... SDP Convention (www.decorativepainters.org),
May 18-20, 2010, Wichita.
HOBBY LOBBY: "WHAT RECESSION?"
"Our same-store sales are up mid-single digits," Scott
Nelson, assistant vp of real estate for Hobby Lobby, told the Oklahoma
City Journal Record. "We’re just not seeing the effects
of the economy at this point." Nelson did not specify sales in
particular categories such as crafts, fabric, home dec readymades,
etc.
As a result, Nelson said the company will continue to open 25-30
new stores per year. Half or more will be new construction; the
others will be in vacated stores.
CPSIA UPDATE
1. CHA is sponsoring a free webcast this Wednesday to
update members on the latest CPSIA developments. Visit http://cha.impactlearning.org/store/seminar/seminar.php?seminar=2431
2. The government's website on the Consumer Product Safety
Improvement Act has been redesigned, allowing interested parties to
find information by topic from the main page. Visit www.cpsc.gov/about/cpsia/cpsia.html.
3. Because of a deadlocked vote by the Consumer Product
Safety Commission, tracking labels are required on children's
products and packaging manufactured on or after Aug. 14. "The
CPSC has not issued any definitive complete guidance on the
tracking-label requirement and is unlikely to provide extensive
guidance in the near future," the Toy Industry Assn. said.
"Manufacturers must now determine, in good faith and based upon
experience in the industry, when it is or is not practicable to
place a permanent tracking label on the product and/or
packaging."
4. Life just became more complicated for vendors wishing
to export kid-related products to Europe, which has developed its
own new regulations that do not correlate with the U.S. CPSIA
regulations, Playthings reported. To read the article, visit www.playthings.com/blog/1320000732/post/1270045727.html
5. CHA will sponsor a free seminar, "CPSIA:
The Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act of 2008 – What You
Need To Know" on Wed., July 29, 7-9:00 am, during the Summer
Show in Orlando. Visit www.chashow.org.
SO WHY IS WAL-MART CHANGING, IF IT IS?
CLN has reported that it looks as though Wal-Mart will be
reducing the size of its craft department and the number of vendors
from whom it buys products. An explanation for that may be found in
a recent article by the Associated Press.
The AP said the recession is causing a new, more affluent
customer to shop at Wal-Mart, and now the company is trying to
adjust so that consumer remains a customer after the recession ends.
This new breed of customer spends about 40% more than the
traditional Wal-Mart shopper, the AP reported.
The strategy calls for wider aisles and lower shelves, which
means fewer but pricier SKU's, such as expanded electronics and
brand names. This, of course, is exactly the opposite of founder Sam
Walton's strategy, who believed fabrics and crafts attracted his
kind of customer.
CHA SUMMER SHOW NEWS
1. Officials report advance pre-registration 26 days prior
to the show is only 1% below the same period last year. The show
will be smaller due to fewer exhibitors (and some probably in
smaller booths). At last count the show floor will cover 100,000 net
sq. ft., 18% less than last year. (Comment: Most trade shows
are smaller this year – smaller booths, attendees not bringing as
many staff members, etc.)
2. The deadline for submitting new products for the
Innovations showcase has been extended to July 17. The cost is
$50/product. To submit an application or to learn more about the
Innovations showcase, email Allison Adoff at aadoff@craftandhobby.org.
3. New workshops have been added to the trade show: 1. W0801:
Love & Christmas Mini PiZatas
(Bilingual workshop) PiZatas
de Amor y Navidad (Taller bilingue), Wed., July 29, 7:00–9:00 am,
sponsored by Kiki Art ... 2. W0805: Tips, Tricks &
Templates, Wed., July 29 7:00–9:00 am, sponsored by The Crafter’s
Workshop ... 3. W1006: Champagne Dreams Earrings, Wed., July
29 6:00 – 8:00 pm, sponsored by Soft Flex. For details, visit the
Education Section at www.chashow.org.
4. The trade show badge will give you free admission to
the final day of the Orlando Gift Show and Orlando Cash & Carry
Show, Tues. July 28 in the same convention center.
NEW SUPPORT FOR PAINTING TEACHERS
Chroma Inc. has launched a new program to support teachers
and ultimately increase sales. The company will not only provide
free Atelier Interactive Professional Artists' Acrylic and Mediums
supplies for in-class demos, but also free paint for the entire
class to share. There will also be an enclosed rebate form for the
students to receive a free Medium with proof of purchase of Atelier
Interactive Acrylics.
To learn more about the program, email Jennifer VonStein at jvonstein@chromaonline.com
or call 800-257-8278. To learn more about the paint, visit: www.chromaonline.com/chroma/products/atelier_interactive.
(Comment: Supporting teachers has always been a good
investment.)
A PUBLISHING REVOLUTION ON THE HORIZON?
Retailers, how would you like to offer every how-to book on the
market without the hassle of shelf space or inventory control?
Publishers, want to publish books without printing them? Designers,
can't find a publisher? Publish your book yourself. The day for all
of these things may not be too far off.
The answer is "print-on-demand technology," made
possible by the Espresso Book Machine manufactured by On
Demand Books, the Boston Globe reports. It prints books in a
store while the customer waits.
It's being tested at the Northshire Bookstore in Manchester
Center, VT. The machine can print 85,000 book titles from major
publishers, plus thousands of titles in the public domain that are
available on the Internet.
Access to even more books is on the horizon. "The idea is
that soon we’ll be able to print out any book that’s ever been
printed,’’ Northshire's manager, Chris Morrow, told the Globe.
"That could really change people’s image of the small
bookstore.’’
Northshire has also found an unexpected, lucrative market in
local authors, poets, essayists, and others who want to publish
their own books. The store offers editing and design/layout services
for an additional fee.
The cost for the machine? $79,000-$95,000 or leased for
$1,250-$1,650/month.
AN INSURANCE REVOLUTION ON THE HORIZON?
Wal-Mart announced it supports President Barack Obama's push
to require large employers to offer health insurance to workers,
Reuters reported. A letter to President Obama signed by CEO Mike
Duke said, "We are for an employer mandate which is fair and
broad in its coverage." The letter was co-signed by Andy Stern,
the president of Service Employees Int. Union and John Podesta, CEO
of the Center for American Progress.
(Comment: Hmmm, CLN wonders if there's a quid pro
quo here: Wal-Mart supports employer-mandated health care in return
for the White House putting on the back burner the proposed
legislation making it easier for employees to form a union.)
A GREAT TIME TO NEGOTIATE WITH LANDLORDS
Because of bankruptcies and store closings, commercial real
estate owners are being much more flexible with tenants, reports Retail
Traffic, which cited Jo-Ann as an example. The article
quoted Adam Rabin, Jo-Ann's director of real estate, who reported
that landlords at most of Jo-Ann's 763 locations have been amenable
to concessions, such as "keeping the rents flat when the lease
called for an annual increase to the company paying only 25 cents
per square foot for the space just to keep the lights on."
In return, Jo-Ann's agreed to waive some lease options, such as
terminating leases early because of poor sales. Basically, the only
times landlords have refused Jo-Ann's requests have been in cases
where Jo-Ann was already paying below-market rent, Retail Traffic
reported.
SIX MONTH STOCK REPORT
The first half of 2009 was a great time for our industry's
publicly held retailers. A.C. Moore' s stock rose 250+% from
Dec. 31 to June 30. That increase caught the attention of the Philadelphia
Inquirer who called the retailer "the biggest gainer in the
first half of 2009 among local stocks that ended at $3 per share or
higher."
Others fared well, too. Hancock's stock rose 120%, and Jo-Ann's
stock increased 33.4%.
Wal-Mart stock lost ground, however. Despite all the
publicity about cash-strapped consumers turning to the discounter
rather than department and grocery stores, the stock fell 13.6%. The
reason, according to the Associated Press: "Stock in Wal-Mart
and a few other discounters such as Costco Wholesale Corp. have
fallen this year as investors turn to beaten-down shares of more
upscale companies like Macy's Inc. and Williams Sonoma Inc., which
investors believe don't have much further to fall."
SLASHED CREDIT LIMITS HURT SMALL BUSINESSES
As CLN reported in an earlier issue, small businesses are
being hurt by their lines of credit being reduced by banks and
credit card companies. Now the problem has caught the attention of
the New York Times. The Times cited statistics from
the National Small Business Assn. that claimed 59% of small
companies use credit cards to finance their businesses, up from 44%
at the end of last year, but now that's becoming less of an option.
The Times also reported that the credit card reform
legislation recently passed by Congress did not cover small
businesses, but some members of Congress, led by Senator Mary L.
Landrieu (D, LA), is trying to extend the law to include small
companies. "The way that the economy is going to come out of a
recession is not by big business hiring but by small business
hiring," Landrieu told the Times.
There is a ripple effect, too. Credit scores are hurt when banks
cut credit lines, which makes the credit card situation even more
difficult.
EMAIL: A SMALL BUSINESS RESPONDS
CLN asked a small vendor about the credit card, credit limit
situation and he responded with this:
"A few years back we applied for a line of credit with Wells
Fargo. Along with our letter congratulating us on our new line of
credit was a Wells Fargo VISA card. I called the bank to ask about
it and they said, 'That is your line of credit.'
"Only now do I realize what a deal this was to Wells Fargo.
First, they don't really give us their money. Sure, they need to loan
the money to VISA but they get to pool the risk with every other
VISA card holder. VISA is free to change the rates and set the
rules. (They also have good lawyers paid for by high fees). Then,
not only does Wells Fargo get interest from VISA, but they get to
take a cut of everything we spend.
"I hear the pundits bemoaning the fact that small business
is being run on credit cards. It is not small business's fault! Our
banks have been out-sourcing loans to the credit card companies.
"The reason that credit card use by small businesses is up
from 44% to 59% is because the banks have taken everything else
away."
EMAIL: THE VALUE OF A CHAMBER OF COMMERCE
(Note: A recent CLN poll revealed most voters were
members of their local chamber of commerce but did not think the
benefits were worth the cost. That drew this response.)
First, my wife is the Events Coordinator for the Chamber of
Commerce in Broomfield, CO. It is actually growing in membership
despite these economic times. Her reason is simple: Businesses that
want more contacts can do it cost effectively by being a chamber
member and networking at the events.
Chamber members that wait for business to come to them are lazy.
Like anything in life, the more you use and work it, the more you
will be rewarded. It is not who you know, but who knows you when
they need your business of service. You get known by volunteering
and working with a chamber at events, after hours, and in seminars.
My wife’s chamber has a Toastmasters Club associated with it,
which helps members to learn how to speak, listen, and learn
leadership skills for their businesses. Toastmaster/Chamber members
can sharpen their "elevator speeches" and clearly and
concisely deliver their company’s message to probable prospects.
If I owned a retail craft store, I would let every member in the
chamber know that I had ribbon for dog groomers and car dealerships,
shears for cleaners and laundry services, plants and silks for
office spaces, etc. The opportunities are endless. – Brad Beck,
National Sales Manager,
Design Master Color Tool
RANDOM NOTES, RANDOM THOUGHTS
1. Yours truly will be on a panel, "PR for
Manufacturers: How To Deliver Your Message in a Shrinking Newshole"
at the CHA Summer Show (S107, Tues., July 28, noon-1:00 pm).
Leaders of major public relations firms will be on the panel with
me. Do you have any issues, problems, suggestions you'd like me to
address? Email your thoughts to mike@clnonline.com.
2. Perplexed about how and where to spend your
advertising/marketing budget for your business? Read the blog, Advice
by John Boggs. John is the former head of advertising for DRG,
publisher of numerous industry-related magazines. Visit http://advicebyjohnboggs.com/Blog.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS: PEOPLE
INTERWEAVE. Named Kathleen Cubley Editor of KnittingDaily.com.
Sandi Wiseheart has moved into a new role as a regular blogger
("What's on
Sandi's Needles?") for KnittingDaily.com. Cubley was
Director of Editorial and Production at Mountaineers Books and
teaches knitting at her local yarn shop, A Grand Yarn in
Spokane, WA. KnittingDaily.com has 300,000+ knitting
community members,
WALNUT HOLLOW. Named Ken Philips as Dir. Sales. He has
worked for Midwest Products and Smithers-Oasis, and
has management experience in retail buying and store operations.
Reporting to Ken will be sales, inventory management, and customer
service functions. He will report directly to the President, Sandy
Bartelt.
BIG PICTURE SCRAPBOOKING. Announced that Co-founder and
CEO Paula Wessells is leaving "to pursue personal
interests." Co-founders Stacy Julian and Kayce Rehn will
continue to operate the site at www.bigpicturescrapbooking.com.
KANDI CORP. Anounced the appointment of industry veteran
Frank Keim as National Sales Manager. Frank reports directly to
Kandi CEO Dave Riba.
SCRAPBOOK UPDATE. Editor Nancy Nally accepted a role as a
contributing writer on the GigaOM Network website. GigaOM Network
content is also carried by the New York Times, CNN, Business
Week, Fortune, and Salon.com. One site in the network is
WebWorkerDaily. Visit http://webworkerdaily.com.
She will continue publishing Scrapbook Update.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS: PRODUCT CATEGORIES
KIDS. A.C. Moore is sponsoring "Summer Fun"
make-it/take-its for kids each Wednesday afternoon in July and
August. ... Toys 'R' Us lost $35 million in the last quarter
due to a $242 million, 8.9%, drop in net sales to $2.47 billion, but
the loss was $1 million less than a year ago. Same-store sales for
TRU’s domestic business fell 5.4%.
CROCHET. Crochet Today has switched publishers,
from SoHo to Future Plus Int. (www.futureus.com/index.php),
an international special-interest media group that is publicly
traded on the London Stock Exchange. The editorial staff remains the
same. There will be six issues/year, plus two specials
("Holiday," on sale Sept. 8, and "Baby," on sale
Jan. 5.) The company publishes CrossStitcher, Simply
Knitting, Scrapbook Inspirations, PaperCraft
Inspirations, Cross Stitch Collection, and The Knitter.
For ad and freelance design submission info, visit www.crochettoday.com/about.
CRAFTS. U.S. Business Review published an excellent
profile of Fibre-Craft. The company was founded in 1953 by
John C. Abens Sr., father of the current CEO John, Jr. It was a
spinoff of Kirchen Bros., John Sr.'s uncle’s artificial flower
business. To read the article, visit www.usbusiness-review.com/content/view/1299/31.
HOBBIES. Highlights of the 25th anniversary iHobby Expo™
(Oct. 22-25 in Chicago) will include appearances by actor Michael
Gross, best known for portraying Steven Keaton on NBC's Family
Ties, and Steve McMichael, a star of the Chicago Bears Super
Bowl championship team of 1985. Gross is an avid model railroader
and McMichael is a radio-control car enthusiast. Exhibit space last
year sold out and attendance at the consumer portion was 15,556, a
record. For show info, call 973-283-9088 or visit www.ihobbyexpo.com.
JEWELRY. Plaid has a new jewelry line, Petals-a-Plenty™,
exclusively at Michaels. The 113-sku line of 3-D jeweled
flowers, charms, pendants, and beads have a vintage, antique look of
oxidized brass.
FABRIC. Westminster Fibers introduced a line of decorator
fabrics, For Your Home, with Vicki Payne, host of the PBS
series For Your Home and Glass with Vicki Payne. The
line has 17 different patterns in 4 major coordinating colorways,
each 54" in width and retailing for $15 a yard. Visit www.freespiritfabric.com.
YARN. The fashion show sponsored by The National
NeedleArts Assn.'s Yarn Group at the recent summer show can be
seen at www.yarngroup.org.
It features 100+ knit and crochet garments and accessories from 65
companies. It's also available at YouTube.com/userYarnGroup, which
includes the fashion show from last January's show.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS
SIGN OF THE TIMES. Kodak will retire its Kodachrome
film this year after 74 years as an industry icon, the first
commercially successful color film. Today it represents just a
fraction of 1% of Kodak's sales of still-picture films. Newer films
and digital imaging technologies have led to the decline.
QUOTATION. When Lee Scott, former CEO and still chair of Wal-Mart's
exec committee, was asked if there was anything he had wanted to
accomplish before he left his CEO position, he said, "... one
place I would have liked to have done more is helping people
understand that Wal-Mart jobs, retail jobs in general, are good
jobs." (Reuters)
SEND CARDS. To a brave little 7-year-old, Vincent Scatena,
the grandson of FloraCraft's Jim Scatena, who is battling
serious heart problems. He's been hospitalized for more than a
month, and has several more weeks in the hospital for recuperation.
Send cards to All Children's Hospital, 801 6th St. South, St.
Petersburg, FL 33701.
SHOWS. Future TNNA dates: The Fall Needlecraft
Market is Sept. 26-27 in St. Charles, MO; the Winter Trade Show is
Jan. 9-11, 2010, in Long Beach, CA; and the Nashville Needlework
Market is Feb. 20-21, 2010. Visit www.tnna.org
for info.
THE JOYS OF RETAILING. A Hancock store in Salt Lake
suffered smoke damage when someone set off firecrackers in an
adjacent Rite Aid store that started a fire, the Salt Lake
Tribune reported. ... The Hobby Lobby in Greer, SC was
robbed at gunpoint, TV station WSPA reported. The robber pulled a
handgun on a clerk at about 6:20 pm, forced her into an office where
she had to put the money into a bag, and then he fled
the scene.
JOBS. Today CHA launches its Career Center where
member companies can list job openings and job hunters can post
resumes. Employers, visit http://careercenter.craftandhobby.org/post.cfm.
CONDOLENCES. To the family of industry veteran John Ruiz,
who passed away last month. John's long and varied career included
stints in the west coast division of Morilla and as exec vp
for color manufacturing for the Shiva division of the Standard
Brands Paint.
STOCKS. A.C. Moore: $3.41, down $0.92 ... Hancock: $1.04,
down $0.04 ... Jo-Ann: $20.32, down $0.43 ... Wal-Mart: $47.79, down
$2.05 ... Dow Jones: 8280.74, down 5.9%. (Note: All changes
in price are since 6/12 and are exclusive of dividends.)
THE CREATIVE NETWORK: JOB OPENINGS
To see the latest listings by the only personnel recruitment firm
specializing in our industry, click on Jobs in the left-hand column
or click HERE. Note: The Creative Network is offering a
$1,500 rebate to any company who hires a permanent or contract
worker from The Creative Network during July.
THE WAL-MART GREETER
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less
than a day. About two hours into my first day on the job a very
loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her
two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, "Good morning
and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no,
they ain't twins. The oldest's 9 and the other's 7. Why would you
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
So I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just
couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and
thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of
work.
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