COMMENTARY: CONSUMERS'
CHANGING BEHAVIOR
As CLN subscribers have read, a few years ago my wife, a
hardcore non-crafter, got hooked on jewelry making, soon realized
she couldn't possibly wear all the jewelry she made, and so now we
sell her creations at summer art fairs in the area. This season
we're seeing some differences from last year, differences we assume
are due to the economy and that have implications for the entire
industry.
1. Sales have been better than we expected, given the drop
in the economy. My theory is cash-strapped consumers will forego
buying that expensive new dress, but will treat themselves to
something less costly. They'll spruce up the old dress with a new
necklace.
2. Much less use of credit cards this season. If customers
don't have the cash, they don't buy anything. That philosophy is
good for them, good for the country, and saves us a few dollars.
3. There are many more exhibitors (jewelry, kids clothes,
floral arrangements, candles, etc.) at shows this year; we assume
they are trying to make a little money from their hobby. But the
minute a consumer becomes serious about selling her creations, she
starts looking for the lowest prices for her supplies. In the past,
that has meant trying to bypass the retail store.
4. There is some good news, too: Donna Pyka, who has
operated her Pink Flamingo Beads shop in Powell, OH for 10
years, wrote, "I have also noticed a change in the buying
habits of my customers. The total number of sales is actually up,
but each sale is smaller. We also are seeing more new customers than
we did a year ago. I think this may have to do with fewer people
taking big vacations and more people staying closer to home."
(Retailers, are you seeing changes in your customers' shopping
patterns? Vendors, are you seeing any changes in your retail
customers shopping patterns? Email your thoughts to me at mike@clnonline.com.)
NEW COLUMNS THIS ISSUE
Business-Wise. The latest updates on the upcoming CHA
Summer Show and the (consumer) Supershow in Orlando.
Kizer &
Bender. How you and your staff answer the
phone makes a big, often permanent impression on the caller. And
that impression can help – or hurt – your business.
Category
Reports. An update on the Sewing & Craft
Alliance. (If you had any doubts that sewing was a growth
category....)
(Note: If you click on a column and it's not what you you
expected, click on the Reload or Refresh button of your browser.)
TAKE THE CLN POLL: PREDICTING THE REST OF
'09
This has been an amazing year. But then it always is, one way or
another, in this vital, trend-oriented industry. The summer trade
shows always mark the year's midpoint, so look into your crystal
ball and tell CLN how you think the remainder of the year
will be for your business. To vote, click on Industry Polls in the
right-hand column or click HERE.
CLN
POLL: GRADING TRADE ASSOCIATIONS
Recently CLN asked voters to rate the value of their local
Chambers of Commerce, and the CC's didn't fare well. Now we've
turned our attention to the industry's trade associations – CHA,
TNNA, NAMTA, TIA, etc. – and the results were better, but may
include some warning signs.
A large majority of CLN voters in this unscientific poll,
86.8%, belong to one or more trade associations, but only 43.2%
believe the benefits are worth the dues they pay. The remainder is
split between those who do not think the benefits are worth it and
those who are unsure. When asked if trade associations had become
more or less valuable in recent years, 36.1% said "More
Valuable" while 55.6% voted "Less Valuable" and 8.3%
were "Unsure."
COLORBOK ACQUIRES HEIDI GRACE, CLOUD 9
Colorbök, Inc. announced it
has acquired Heidi Grace Designs and Cloud 9 Designs from Fiskars®
Brands, Inc. Fiskars made a strategic decision to exit the
consumables business and focus on its tool business.
"We are very excited to be adding these strong brands to our
paper crafting product portfolio," said Colorbök's
CEO Chuck McGonigle. "Fiskars has done an outstanding job of
managing and growing these brands in the past three years. We plan
to continue this commitment with Fiskars' existing retail customers
and also expand the brands into even more retail outlets in the
future.
"We are also happy to announce that Heidi Grace Kress, the
creative force behind Heidi Grace Designs, has agreed to join the
Colorbök family and help us to
ensure a smooth transition of the brand that she created,"
McGonigle added.
Colorbök is a leading
marketer and distributor of scrapbooking, kids crafts, and
gift-stationery products. Founded in Finland, Fiskars has been
producing cutting tools for 360 years (yes, 360 years).
RECALLS, IMPORTS, AND THE CPSIA
1. The Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) ordered Hobby
Lobby to pay $50,000 and Michaels to pay $45,000 in civil
penalties for violations in 2007 and 2008. In the settlement, the
retailers deny CPSC’s allegations that they knowingly violated the
law.
2. Inez Moore Tenenbaum was sworn in as the ninth Chair of
the CPSC. Her term ends October 2013. She had served as South
Carolina's State Superintendent of Education for nine years and
prior to that was a lawyer specializing in health, environmental,
and public interest law. She stated, "Parents should know that
CPSC will improve the standards for toys and durable nursery
products to help keep kids safe. We will also create a system that
uses third party laboratories, tracking labels, and CPSC staff at
major ports, to do our part to ensure that product imports are safe
and comply with U.S. safety rules."
3. The CPSC Commissioners turned down
a request from various organizations, including the Fashion Jewelry
Trade Assn and the National Retail Federation, to exclude crystal
and glass beads, including rhinestones and cubic zirconium from the
testing provisions. The Commissioners have not yet voted.
4. CHA's recent webinar, an update on CPSIA, is still
available. Visit http://chaimpactlearning.org
and scroll down to the appropriate item.
5. Reminder: CHA's free seminar, "CPSIA: The Consumer
Product Safety Improvement Act of 2008 – What You Need To
Know" is Wed., July 29, 7-9:00 am, during the Summer Show in
Orlando. Visit www.chashow.org.
6. An analysis of CPSC recall data by the Toy Industry
Assn. revealed that the total number of toy recalls during the
second quarter of 2009 decreased 75% versus the same time period
last year.
7. Wilton Industries cookware division recalled about
142,000 Copco Harmony Tea Kettles because the lid on the tea
kettle can come loose during handling, posing a burn hazard to the
consumer. There have been at least 25 incidents of the lid coming
loose, causing in some cases second-degree burns to hands and
fingers. They were manufactured in China and Thailand. ... Hobby
Lobby recalled about 500 leather butterfly chairs made in India
because the legs can detach unexpectedly. There have been nine
reports of collapsed chairs. ... About 29,000 Chinese-made Chelsea's
necklace and bracelet sets distributed by D&D Distributing were
recalled because small parts can detach from the necklace and
bracelet when the elastic strings break, posing a choking hazard. No
injuries have been reported.
8. Berwick Offray filed a petition with the U.S. Dept. of
Commerce and the U.S. Int. Trade Commission asking the U.S. to
charge antidumping duties on narrow woven ribbons imported from
Taiwan and China.
JUNE SALES: BAD, BUT....
The bad news: same-store sales, the most common way to evaluate a
retailer's sales performance, were down. The good news: the decline
for many was not as bad as expected. A handful even posted sales
gains (TJX, +4.0%; Walgreen's, +3.4%; BJ's Wholesale Club, +1.0%).
The worst performers were clothing and department stores (Gap,
-10%; Limited Brands, -12%; Dillard's, -14.0%; Abercrombie &
Fitch, -32.0%). Others included Costco, -1.0%; Saks, -4-4%; Kohl's,
-5.6%, Target, -6.2%; JC Penney, -8.2% and Macy's, -8.9%.
(Note: Wal-Mart, Michaels, Jo-Ann, and A.C. Moore only
report sales quarterly, not monthly. And privately held Hobby Lobby
does not have to report at all.)
CREDIT WOES MAY INCREASE
CIT Group is a source of funding for thousands of small and
medium-size businesses, and the Federal Reserve's "stress
test" discovered the company would need $4 billion to cover its
losses. But after talks with the Federal Reserve, the company said
"there is no appreciable likelihood" it will receive
government support, the Wall Street Journal reported. The
company has hired bankruptcy attorneys and is in talks with JPMorgan
Chase and Goldman Sachs about short-term financing as it looks for
ways to avoid bankruptcy, Reuters reported.
Note: This morning various media were reporting that CIT
secured about $3 billion in emergency financing from a group of
creditors.
Some 300,000 retailers rely on CIT loans. the Journal reported.
"CIT is most certainly too important to the retail industry to
be allowed to fail, and the retail industry is too important to the
economy to be placed under additional stress," said Tracy
Mullin, president of the National Retail Federation.
In a letter to U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, Retail
Iidustry Leaders Assn. President Sandy Kennedy asked federal
officials to "reconsider action to ensure that this situation
does not create further pressures on the current credit market. Any
additional tightening of the credit markets will only exacerbate the
constraints on our members’ ability to provide the products that
consumers seek and most importantly, to maintain millions of retail
jobs across the nation,"
The New York Times summarized the situation this way:
"For the nation’s already struggling retailing industry, the
collapse of CIT would send yet another wave of pain through the
supply chain, wiping out suppliers’ capital, depleting retailers’
credit, and leaving the racks and shelves of the nation’s stores
sparsely stocked – just in time for Christmas."
HOW ONE RETAILER HANDLED CREDIT LINES
(Note: The following is by Bud Izen of Scrapbook Fever,
an independent store in Salem, OR.)
When we moved to the area, I personally visited (i.e. shopped)
every bank around, and asked about their minimum required balances
as well as charges associated with their various accounts, their
bounced-check processes, etc. I also paid close attention to how
long I had to wait in line, and how I was greeted.
I noticed a big difference between the service I received, as
well as the individual policies, at "name brand" banks
versus local banks.
We ended up with Bank of the Cascades, an Oregon-based bank. I
have never made a better business decision.
The bank treats its employees well, so there is a low turnover
rate. As a result, when we go in, people know our names, and we know
theirs. I made a point of getting to know the manager. Getting on a
first-name basis with your local bank manager is one of the best
moves you can make as a small business person. Once they get to know
you as a person, your success rate, when it comes to getting a loan,
becomes much better.
Among other things, I got a no-charge business account, free
online banking, a free joint checking account, and an
interest-bearing checking account with a low minimum balance
requirement. Overdraft protection was a mere $4.00 (recently raised
to $5.00) per transaction. Checks were free.
After we opened our business, several years after opening our
account, we wanted to establish a line of credit. Using our
inventory as collateral, we got a decent line of credit on basically
our signatures. (We are sole proprietors, not incorporated.) All
that was required was that we make sure that the line was paid off
totally at least one month a year.
Having a personal relationship with the manager of a local bank
is the way to go. You are just not going to get anywhere trying to
do the same with a large bank that has rapid turnover. The manager
of a larger bank may not be around long enough to do you any good.
ICONIC CRAFT COMPANY CHANGES ITS NAME
Duncan Enterprises has changed its name to iLoveToCreate™.
The 63-year-old company was founded by Erma Duncan as a ceramic
company. It diversified into the craft industry in 1975 and has
launched several proprietary brands, including Scribbles and Crafty
Chica, and has acquired other major brands such as Tulip,
Aleene's, and Rainbow Rock.
"Our business is strong and it will only continue to grow
stronger," said Larry Duncan, President/CEO and Erma's
grandson. "We ended our fiscal year with double-digit growth
over the previous year, and our projections predict continued
growth. Our team is absolutely dedicated to success; that dedication
has allowed the company to remain family-owned and private for 63
years and counting.
"I believe that our new business name will support our
continued growth and diversification while also allowing us to more
distinctly promote our brands in the marketplace," Duncan
added. "Our overarching goal is to the be best in the world at
developing proprietary new product lines that ignite consumers'
creativity and I am confident this change will dramatically affect
our ability to achieve success."
NOTIONS: "THE CABELA'S OF THE CRAFT WORLD"
The Grand Rapids Press profiled Notions Marketing on
Friday. Among the highlights:
1. The company was founded by CEO Herb Lantinga's father
in the family basement in 1938. (Herb is currently serving on the CHA
board of directors.)
2. Today, Notions carries approximately 100,000 SKU's and
employs 432 full- and part-time workers.
3. A growing portion of the company's sales are by
Internet fulfillment – filling orders for e-commerce sites.
4. As the company grew, it expanded into and rehabbed five
old factory buildings, one more than a century old, for which city
officials are grateful: "Notions has a history of
rehabilitating and making use of otherwise difficult properties to
improve. We're quite thankful for that," Eric Soucey, Grand
Rapids' economic development coordinator, told the Press.
5. "I describe them as the Cabela's of the craft
world," Soucey, added.
6. The city recently approved a tax break for a $2 million
purchase of computerized conveyor equipment that is expected to
create 21 jobs.
LEGISLATION THAT WILL AFFECT YOU
1. The House version of the health care bill would penalize
employers who do not offer health insurance to their employees.
Companies with a payroll under $250,000 would be exempt. Employers
with a payroll of $400,000 or more would pay a penalty of 8% of
their payroll. Employers with payrolls between $250,000 and $400,000
would pay less.
2. The National Retail Federation and the world's
largest retailer are at odds over health care legislation. As CLN
reported in the previous issue, Wal-Mart announced it
could support a fair employer mandate in legislation being drafted
by Congress. Target also said it could accept an employer mandate.
The NRF announced it was against any form of employer mandate and
urged its members to "come out swinging" against it.
Wal-Mart is not a member of the NRF.
3. President Obama met with labor leaders and said he
remained committed to passage of the Employee Free Choice Act, which
would allegedly make it easier for employees to form unions, the
Associated Press reported. He did not offer any time-line, however.
4. Chair Henry Waxman (D, CA) is planning a hearing of the
House Energy and Commerce Committee in the coming weeks to review
the CPSIA, the Toy Industry Assn. reported. In a letter to Waxman,
TIA president Carter Keithley urged "swift legislative action
and for Congress to give the CPSC the clear authority it needs to
provide relief from the harmful consequences of CPSIA
implementation."
IDEAS FOR CLASSES
1. As the economy remains mired in recession and
enthusiasts are using their stash rather than buying additional
industry supplies, a class, "How To Sell on Etsy," could
help consumers make money and use up their stash.
2. Most customers probably have some old jewelry from
their mother or grandmother – jewelry they don't want to wear but
can't bring themselves to throw away. Those old pieces probably have
some nice beads and findings. A class on "Remaking Old
Jewelry" could teach customers to de-construct grandma's
necklace and use the good parts for new creations. Those ideas for
new pieces using some old beads will probably require buying
additional supplies. (And new pieces from mom's old jewelry make
great Christmas presents for daughters, nieces, and granddaughters.)
3. How about the bride-to-be and her attendants meeting
together at the store to design and make the jewelry they'll wear at
the wedding? And if the bride wants to wear something old, she can
take the class listed above.
LOOKING TO SELL YOUR BUSINESS?
1. A private equity-backed company is looking to purchase
scrapbook companies that have current placement in the major
accounts. It is also interested in purchasing other brands or very
well-known, established artists and designers within the industry to
launch products through this newly formed company. The company execs
have 45+ years of combined experience in the art/craft/scrapbooking
market with direct experience selling to all of the mass merchants,
craft chains, distributors, and independents. For more info,
interested parties should contact email stuartmergers@gmail.com
in complete confidence.
2. The Creative Network is also offering professional
assistance to small businesses that are interesting in selling.
Small firms are often too small to attract the services of
professional mergers/acquisitions firms. Call Gail Czech at
360-604-0802. Confidentiality is assured.
PREVIEW: NEW CHA EXHIBITORS
There are 50+ new exhibitors at the CHA Summer Show. Here's a
sampling:
Cruise and Crop (#1231). The company organizes cruise
"retreats" for your business that combine the fun of a
cruise with a product category. www.cruiseandcrop.com
Pisgah Yarn and Dyeing (#963). Specialty cotton, rayon
craft and apparel yarns, including Peaches & Creme, America's
Best, Honeysuckle, and Spindale Spun. www.elmore-pisgah.comwww.elmore-pisgah.com
Trimcraft (#1157). Scrapbook manufacturer from the U.K.
introducing new lines in the U.S.: Dovecraft, Laura Ashely,
and Smirk. www.trimcraft.co.uk
Baumgartens (#1510). Six styles and types of erasing
options for students, plus scissors for kids and adults. www.b3.net
Stampee.net (#1310). The producer of Stamp-N-Foil
with new lines for rubber stamping and crafting. www.stampee.net
Ever After albums (#1332). Family owned/operator of
scrapbook albums. www.everafteralbum.com
EasyArranger (#1408). Flower arranging tool. www.easyarranger.com
The complete exhibitor list with web addresses is available at www.chashow.org.
EMAIL: THE FUTURE OF BOOK PUBLISHING
"Regarding CLN's report on on-demand, in-store print
technology, I am reminded of the system called Personalize It at
Hallmark. It was the first print-on-demand card system in the
industry and it was very good. Wonder where that went? Everyone
thought it would be here forever, especially in the East where
retail space is so limited.
"For the first two years it did great, then little by little
it died. Was it the $1,000 a month to lease the equipment? Cost of
supplies? Customers lost interest, even though the quality was
top-of-the-line for an in-store printed card. Did they want the 6-8
colors of a printing press, or was it just too difficult for the
staff to manage?" – Linda Franzblau, Books Marketing
Manager-Trade Sales Manager- Distributed Titles Manager, Kalmbach
Publishing.
RANDOM NOTES, RANDOM THOUGHTS
1. Regarding Linda Franzblau's note about CLN's
report on in-store book printing services: one of the first
industry-related articles I wrote, almost 30 years ago, was about
this new concept of craft classes – on videotape. Since then I've
reported on numerous technological innovations – CD's, cable craft
shows, e-commerce, etc., etc., etc.
What did they all have in common? They all failed – at first.
You can have a great idea, but if it's too far ahead of its time,
look out.
2. Regarding the trade associations' ratings in the CLN
poll: I suspect the ratings will be better when the industry
improves, because deep in our hearts what we all say to the trade
groups is .... "Fix my problems!"
3. When CHA announced the Summer Show was moving to
Orlando from Illinois, some people said, "Ugh! Florida in
July?" Well, when I first wrote this a week ago, in Illinois, the heat index
was
103. It can't be any worse in Orlando, can it? Can it?
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS: PRODUCT CATEGORIES
JEWELRY. Kalmbach Publishing, sponsor of the recent Bead&Button
show in Milwaukee, reports the show broke records: number of people
signed up for classes, and the company's sales of products, books, and
magazine subscriptions were up over last year. Attendance was about
13,500.
CLOSING. Scrapbook Update reported Luxe Designs will
be closing. Direct consumer sales ceased June 30, and wholesale
operations cease the end of this month. The goal is to have
remaining inventory and fixed assets liquidated by Sept. 30.
NEEDLEPOINT. TNNA's Needlepoint Group has made new
additions to its website, www.worldofneedlepoint.com,
including its Market Buzz! section, which looks at the new designs
that debuted at TNNA's recent summer show. The site also now
highlights its Featured Retailer; in July it's Susan Burge, owner of
Designing Women in El Dorado, AR. Special ad rates are still
in effect for Needlepoint Group members. Call Sherry Mulne at
614-237-0700 or email bdirect@columbus.rr.com
for more info
JEWELRY. The Motley Fool is one the most popular
stock-market-advice websites and newspaper columns in the U.S.
Recently one of its bloggers had a hot tip on how to diversify and
invest in gold and other precious metals. Make jewelry: "By
making your own, you can avoid the huge markups at the jewelry
store," advised the blogger, lemoneaters CAPS. "If you
wish, practice by making some copper jewelry (find supplies at Hobby
Lobby); copper looks great for the fall, and even the summer, if
someone has a great tan."
CHARITY. Springs Creative Products Group, Hancock, the
Susan G. Komen for the Cure, and Creative Home Arts magazine
have launched the "Brave and Beautiful Design Challenge."
To participate, crafters must purchase an Anne’s Collection cloche
hat from Hancock, personalize it with embellishments, photograph the
result worn by a friend or relative, and submit the photo. First
prize is $500, with $250 for second place and six $25 awards for
honorable mention. Springs will donate $10,000 to Susan G. Komen for
the Cure. In conjunction with the Challenge, Springs unveiled Anne’s
Collection, a selection of ready-made women’s accessory items,
including a cloche hat, a reader wrap, a stadium wrap, and a scarf
that can be purchased exclusively at Hancock.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS
GREEN. Wal-Mart is requiring its 100,000+ suppliers to
submit sustainability data for all their products. The retailer will
then create a label similar to nutrition information on food
packaging and may include data on solid waste, greenhouse gases, and
community development, the Wall Street Journal reported.
"The cost to suppliers could be high," the Journal
reported, "but Wal-Mart insists there will be no
exemptions." One Wal-Mart vendor told CLN,
"Truthfully, I don't see this moving forward for a few years.
The labeling part doesn't concern me as much as coming to some
empirical value to measure a company or their products."
THE JOYS OF RETAILING. Dangerously strong winds knocked
down a large chunk of a Hobby Lobby sign in Ames, IA.
Remnants of the sign blew onto a major thoroughfare, snarling
traffic. No one was injured, the Ames Tribune reported.
PEOPLE. Ana Cabrera, formerly Social Media Manager for CK
Media, is the new Director of Online & Social Media for Northridge
Media, publisher of Scrapbook Trends, Simply Handmade,
Cards, and Bead Trends.
BANKRUPTCY. Ritz Camera announced to the bankruptcy court
that it is unable to raise the money it needs to operate through the
summer and will sell its assets. An auction is scheduled for July
20. If the sale is unsuccessful, there were media reports that Ritz
will seek permission to liquidate and close by July 24, but the
company denies it. "I believe Ritz Camera will continue on and
provide our customers with cameras, digital products, and 1 hour
imaging products and services for a long time to come," CEO
David Ritz said. The chain began in Atlantic City 91 years ago as a
portrait studio. The company already has closed about 400 stores.
DOGS! If you called Plaid one day recently and
thought you heard a dog, you did. It was the annual Bring Your
Pet To Work Day during which employees paid a "tax" to
bring their bowser to work. The tax goes to the Gwinnett County
Humane Society. (Comment: A great, inexpensive way to improve
employee morale.)
RESEARCH. Back-to-school sales are often a harbinger of
the all-important Christmas selling season. According to the
National Retail Federation’s 2009 Back to School Consumer
Intentions and Actions Survey, the average family with students
in grades kindergarten-12 is expected to spend $548.72 on school
merchandise, down 7.7% from 2008.
SHOWS. Online registration for TNNA's Fall
Needlecraft Market Sept. 26-27 is still available for TNNA members.
To register or for a brochure, call 800-889-8662 or visit www.tnna.org/TradeShows/FallShow/tabid/159/Default.aspx.
... The deadline to submit proposals for educational 2010 classes is
Aug. 5. Download the form at www.tnna.org.
AWARDS. CHA was a finalist in two categories at the 2009
American Business Awards, for its public relations efforts related
to the 2008 "Celebrate the Season with Crafts" campaign
and for the leadership of CHA’s PR Manager, Victor Domine. The
"Season" campaign secured garnered some 365,241,344 media
impressions, more than 10 times impressions in the previous year's
campaign. Victor's efforts resulted in 1.3 billion media impressions
for CHA, of which 60% were generated by CHA members using PR tools
Victor provided.
STATS. According to the National Retail Security Survey
sponsored by the National Retail Federation, shoplifting averaged
1.52% of retail sales in 2008, up from 1.44% in 2007.
TV. Author Debbie Macomber, who has written various novels
in which knitting was a key element, is having a movie made of her
book, Mrs. Miracle. It will be a Hallmark Christmas movie
entitled Debbie Macomber's Mrs. Miracle. Doris Roberts,
formerly Raymond's mother in Everybody Loves Raymond, will
star. It's the second made-for-tv movie from a Macomber novel; the
first was This Matter of Marriage.
QUOTATION. "Life was a lot simpler when what we
honored was father and mother rather than all major credit
cards." – Robert Orben
STOCKS. A.C. Moore: $3.31, down $0.10 ... Hancock: $1.12,
up $0.08 ... Jo-Ann: $22.01, up $1.69 ... Wal-Mart: $48.49, up $0.70
... Dow Jones: 8,743.94, up 5.6%. (Note: All changes in price
are since 7/3 and are exclusive of dividends.)
THE CREATIVE NETWORK: JOB OPENINGS
To read the latest listings by the only personnel recruitment
firm specializing in our industry, click on Jobs in the left-hand
column or click HERE. Note: The Creative Network is offering
a $1,500 rebate to any company who hires a permanent or contract
worker from The Creative Network during July.
THE TOP INDICATORS THAT THE ECONOMY IS BAD
(Note: Emailed from a subscriber, but it sounds like David
Letterman.)
1. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
3. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
4. Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are now trading higher
than GM.
5. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are
learning their children's names.
7. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
8. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
9. The Mafia is laying off judges.
10. If the bank returns your check marked as
"insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if
they meant you or them.
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