COMMENTARY: TAKING A
BREAK
The CLN schedule will be a little different this month.
Your second November issue will be Nov. 23 instead of Nov. 16
because I will be on vacation. I am a firm believer that if a
vacation is going to be helpful, it has to be a real vacation. In
other words, I'm not going to check my email every hour, or call
home to get my messages. I'll answer everyone when I return home,
but probably not until then. As Julie Baird wrote in Newsweek,
"... you have to wonder what we are distracting ourselves from
and who we could be if, every now and then, we paused."
NEW COLUMNS THIS ISSUE
Kizer &
Bender. How to handle an irate customer. Doing
it correctly can turn an angry consumer into a loyal fan. Do it
wrong and who knows how many others will hear the story.
Mike's Blog. "Trade Show Disasters." As vendors
plan their trade show schedule for 2010, here's a list of disasters
that have happened at previous trade shows raining on your booth
in the convention center, naked in a hotel hallway, and more. To
read it, click HERE
Scene &
Heard. Ellie Joos' report on the trends she
saw at the recent Quilt Market.
The N Files. The first of two parts on the social media.
Is Facebook and the others a great new marketing tool? Well, maybe.
"Benny Da Buyer". Is scrapbooking fading? CLN
asked Scrapbook Update's readers. Here are excerpts of
particular interest to retailers.
"Vinny Da Vendor". Scrapbook Update's readers
weigh in on manufacturers and publishers.
(Note: To read the columns, click on the column title in
the left-hand column. If it's not the column you expected, click on
the Reload or Refresh button of your browser.)
TAKE THE CLN POLL:
TRADE SHOW CITIES
Our industry's trade shows stretch from Orlando to Southern
California, with Columbus, Chicago, Houston, and Las Vegas in
between. Do you have a favorite?
To vote, click on Industry Polls in the right-hand column or
click HERE.
CLN
POLL: PAYING YOUR
BILLS
More than a third of the retailers in CLN's unscientific
poll, 37.5%, report they are paying their bills more slowly than a
year ago. Another 45.8% claim they are paying their bills at the
same speed as before, while 16.7% aren't sure.
Manufacturers think the situation is worse than that. More than
half, 54.6%, claim they are being paid more slowly, while 36.4%
reports "same as usual," and 9.1% aren't sure.
CHANGES AT WILTON
A company press release announced that TowerBrook Capital
Partners L.P. and Deutsche Bank Trust Company Americas are the new
majority owners of Wilton Holdings, the parent company of Wilton,
E.K. Success, Dimensions, K & Co., and
other divisions.
Wilton had been owned by the investment firm, GTCR Golder Rauner,
which will continue to own a minority interest, but in July the
creditors had filed suit against Wilton Holdings, trying to force it
into involuntary bankruptcy. A settlement was reached in August.
TowerBrook is an investment firm based in the UK and the U.S. and
owns a wide variety of businesses, none of which, until now, appear
to be related to our industry. Deutsche Bank Trust Company Americas
is a corporate and investment banking firm that announced earlier
this month that it expected its pre-tax income for the third quarter
2009 will be in the range of 1.3 billion euros.
Wilton also announced CEO Richard Conti has resigned. Board Chair
Jerry Levin will serve as interim CEO until a permanent replacement
has been named.
WILTON IN THE NEWS
Wilton has certainly been in the news this year. Some highlights:
1. In January E.K. Success filed a patent
infringement lawsuit against Michaels, regarding Michaels'
"Seasonal Punch" products asking for damages for EK's
"losses, Defendant's profits, the costs of the action,
attorneys' fees, and interest." The suit also asked for triple
damages "because of Defendant's willful infringement."
2. In March Wilton announced the Dimensions division
would be integrated into other divisions and the Reading, PA
facility will be closed by the end of 2009, resulting in the loss of
100+ jobs. Manufacturing would be outsourced and product design and
development should shift to E.K. Success.
3. In July E.K. Success Founder Chris Skinner stepped down
as Chief Creative Officer to become a Senior Adviser for an 18-month
transition period.
4. In July, lenders holding more than $208 million in debt
owed by Wilton Holdings, the parent company of Wilton Brands, filed
a petition to force Wilton Holdings into Chapter 11 bankruptcy
reorganization. The action was taken as a result of "certain
breaches of our loan covenants," according to Wilton.
5. In August, a settlement was reached with creditors and
bankruptcy was avoided.
MICHAELS OPENS IN MANHATTAN
Crafts have finally arrived in the Manhattan. Michaels has opened
its first store at 97th St. and Columbus Ave. It's the
retailer's "first urban footprint," CEO John Menzer told
Bloomberg News.

The grand opening week included a book signing with Martha
Stewart, demos and workshops with Michaels' creative expert Jo
Pearson, an American Girl make-it/take-it, a Wilton
cake decorating demo, and Halloween events.
The 30,000+ SKU, 14,700 sq.-ft. store was tailored to fit the
"artsy" feel of the neighborhood, which is home to many
schools, including Columbia University.
It is the first store (perhaps in the industry's history) to
offer a delivery service.
The major departments are designed in a
"store-within-a-store" concept with the art materials and
custom framing departments at the front. Here's a description of
some of the departments:
The art materials area includes an expanded canvas selection,
230+ brushes and a broad selection of acrylic, oil and watercolor
paints. Brushes and other products are arranged by skill level from
student to professional. Custom framing is more interactive to
create a customer-centric area that encourages a hands-on design
experience. Frames are color coded by price range, and customers can
lay out their artwork combining mats and mouldings on an open-style
design workstation.
The scrapbooking department is organized by themes such as
birthday, holiday, sports, and vacation. The jewelry department has
5,600+ SKU's and offers design trays for use in choosing beads,
pendants, etc., to make unique combinations. The kids' department
features an expanded assortment of kids' art supplies for school
projects, the largest selection of Crayola products in any
store, kids activity kits, products under $5, and support for the
company's The Knack projects and shopping lists.
There is a grand opening website; visit www.michaels.com/manhattan.
"This will be a learning lab for us," Menzer told
Bloomberg News. "Well try different things in Manhattan and
use what we learn at the next couple of urban stores we open
up."
THE CHA WINTER SHOW IS GOING ... WHERE?
Don't believe everything you read, at least not just yet. In an
article detailing the competition for trade shows between Los
Angeles and Anaheim, the LA Times reported Los Angeles will
be the site for four CHA shows in the next decade.
CHA officials, however, denied the report. "We have not yet
signed a final contract for the 2011 show or beyond," explained
CHA's President/CEO Steve Berger. "We are still considering all
our options and we plan on making the final announcement for venue
selection at the 2010 Winter Show in Anaheim, after all proposals
have been carefully reviewed and evaluated based on their individual
merits."
Mark Liberman, President of LA Inc., the Los Angles Convention
and Visitor's Bureau, said, "I certainly apologize for the
statement that appeared in the Los Angeles Times and realize
your organization is considering several options for your annual
meetings, and in no way did we intend that the story would influence
the future announcement regarding your venue selection."
CHA officials said in efforts to keep show costs to a minimum,
CHA regularly looks at ways to reduce spending by exploring better
rates among various show venues, including the Los Angeles and
Anaheim convention centers, plus several locations in Las Vegas.
The Times said a key element in choosing a convention site
is access to hotel rooms. Anaheim offers nearly 4,500 rooms within a
quarter-mile of its convention center, while Los Angeles has only
900 but in February a new 1,001-room hotel complex with a
Marriott Marquis and JW Marriott-Ritz-Carlton will open. The
convention center area also has a new entertainment complex, LA
Live, with theaters and several restaurants.
Nearby hotels are important, the Times reported, because
of shuttle busses, which cost a show's sponsor approximately $3 per
attendee per day.
Negotiating for conventions has become ubiquitous these days
because the competition among convention centers is intensifying for
two reasons: A) Trade shows are smaller. The Times
cited a survey by the Professional Convention Management Assn. which
indicated convention planners booked 21% fewer rooms at convention
halls in 2008 than they did in 2007, and rented about 8% less
exhibition space; and B) Las Vegas, which offers far more
exhibit space and hotel rooms, saw convention attendance drop almost
60% this past summer.
Moving the winter show, if it happens, is not unusual. Since 1979
the show has been held in Washington, DC, Chicago, St. Louis,
Houston, Dallas, San Diego, San Francisco, Anaheim, and Las Vegas.
No decision has yet been made concerning the location of the 2010
summer show.
IS SCRAPBOOKING FADING? SOME ANSWERS
Recently CLN was asked to contribute to Scrapbook Update, so we
asked the question: A number of independent stores, and even
magazines have gone under. On the other hand, perhaps the industry
is simply consolidating and the enthusiasts are dipping into their
stash during these tough economic times. The item elicited a huge
number of responses. To read all of the answers, click HERE.
Some major conclusions:
1. Consumers are scrapping as much as ever, but using
their stash rather than buying so much. And in many cases, their
stash is huge.
2. Numerous analyses of the state of the independent
retailer, or LSS. Highlights of those comments are in Benny Da
Buyer.
3. Too many new products which are too similar or too
expensive? Compliments and criticisms of scrapbook
manufacturers are detailed in Vinny Da Vendor.
4. Respondents disagreed on the importance and value of
digital scrapbooking.
5. Consumers will always make scrapbooks in one form or
another; much of the consolidation that has taken place was
inevitable.
Clearly, a major challenge for scrapbook vendors and retailers is
encouraging scrappers to use their stash. That's no doubt true for
the entire industry: inspiring enthusiasts to use what they already
have.
STANISLAUS IMPORTS SUFFERS FIRE DAMAGE
Stanislaus Imports, one of the industry's pioneers, suffered a
bad fire recently. The fire started a few buildings away from the
warehouse/office, but the Pacific winds whipped up the flames and
touched six other warehouses, Stanislaus being the last one.
President Stan Siou, one of the industry's real good guys, told CLN
it was a 5-alarm fire which took three days to control and what the
fire didn't consume, the water from the high powered water hoses
did.
"We did recover our hard drive and large amounts of our
documents and invoice files," Stan said. "We are presently
operating out of another building while our property is being
re-built, which will take six to nine months. Basic items for our
largest clients are being air freighted to us. We have notified our
key customers re the fire and have started shipping from October
7."
The address is 50-13th St., San Francisco, Ca 94103. The phone
and fax numbers are unchanged 415-431-7122 and your fax is
415-431-4365.
Stanislaus Imports was founded in 1957 and been a strong industry
supplier ever since.
HOLIDAY PLANNING GUIDE: GIFT CARDS & E-COMMERCE
As retailers plan for the holiday shopping season, they may
wonder about how much importance to place on offering gift cards and
emphasizing their e-commerce sites. Here are some statistics from
the 2008 holiday selling season, courtesy of the National Retail
Federation:
The average amount of each card purchased last holiday season was
$40.54. Consumers who purchased gift cards bought an average of 3.6
cards, and spent just under $150.
Gift cards should be particularly helpful in our industry because
they are the solution for non-crafting relatives of craft
enthusiasts. For example, a husband would like to buy a scrapbook,
bead, or yarn present, but is bewildered because his wife already
has such a huge stash. A gift card solves his problem.
Gift cards are poised to make a comeback this holiday season,
Reuters reported, and can be an effective source of revenue after
Christmas, because consumers who redeem their cards typically spend
more than the value of the card.
As for e-commerce, 44% of all holiday shoppers did some buying
online, and 72.8 million consumers shopped online from work. That's
why the Monday after the Thanksgiving weekend is now called Cyber
Monday; on that day 84.6 million people shopped online.
As for the retailers, 78% of e-commerce retailers offered free
shipping with conditions.
TAX RELIEF ON THE WAY?
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and Finance Committee Chairman
Max Baucus are crafting an amendment that would add an expanded
operating loss "carryback" provision to unemployment
insurance legislation being considered, according to the National
Retail Federation. The amendment is expected to give large and small
businesses the ability to "carry back" net losses suffered
in the current recession in order to claim a refund from taxes paid
in previous years when they made a profit.
Carryback is normally limited to two years, but economic stimulus
legislation passed in February expanded the period to five years for
companies with up to $15 billion in annual gross receipts. The
Reid/Baucus amendment could expand the five-year period to all
businesses that suffer a loss regardless of size, and could give
businesses the choice of using the carryback for losses from either
2008 or 2009 rather than just 2008 as provided in the stimulus bill.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi also expressed support for an expanded
carryback period.
THE BOOK WARS CONTINUE
In the previous issue CLN reported on the price war
between Amazon and Wal-Mart on soon-to- be-released books that are
expected to be best-sellers. Since that report, Target joined the
fray.
Now the American Booksellers Assn., the trade organization of
independent booksellers, has asked the Department of Justice to
investigate, charging that the chains are engaging in "illegal
predatory pricing." The ABA says publishers have confirmed that
they are not selling to these retailers at special prices, so the
three chains are losing money on every sale, as much as $7.50 per
sale on a $35 book.
Now Amazon, Wal-Mart, and Target are limiting the number of
copies they allow customers to buy in an effort to prevent other
booksellers, particularly independent book stores, from reselling
the discounted titles. Amazon has a three-copy limit on certain
books, while Wal-Mart's limit is two and Target's is five.
Independents buying from a competitor rather than a distributor
is not new. Years ago when decorative painting was at its zenith,
some chains were selling acrylic paint as a loss leader, charging
less than what independent retailers paid to distributors. So some
savvy independents would go to their local Michaels and buy
all of the white paint the most common color. Michaels'
replenishment system was so antiquated in those days it could take
weeks before the shelves were refilled.
BUY A BOOK, HELP A CAUSE
Recently CLN published a report on the death of Bob
Fisher, a very popular veteran of the art materials industry. To
make matters worse, Bob's widow Jennifer might lose the family house
because of medical costs. A fund-raising efforts has been launched
by the Int. Art Materials Trade Assn., and now David Pyle,
VP/Division Publisher for Art, Jewelry + Yarn for Interweave
Press, has self-published a book, 18+18, and all of the
net proceeds go to Jennifer.
The book is a collection of 18 paintings and 18 drawings based on
David's travels. To preview the book, visit http://www.blurb.com/bookstore/detail/912269.
In addition, if you vote for 18 + 18, it could win a cash
prize for travel books in the "Best Blurb Books Contest,"
the proceeds of which will be shared with the Fisher family.
(Comment: CLN has previewed the book David is an
excellent painter and photographer. 18 + 18 would make an
excellent Christmas gift.)
BUY A QUILT BLOCK, HELP A CAUSE
The Alliance for American Quilts has many programs to help
keep the mission of saving and documenting the stories behind quilts
and quiltmakers, past, present, and future. AAQ programs are
documented in the Folk Life Center of the Library of Congress and
board members are historians, industry leaders, journalists, and
artists. AAQ also has the largest cultural digital image base in the
country.
A group of 25-30 quilts are presented each week for auction, and
many are created by well known artists from the quilt community. To
bid in support of the organization over the next three weeks
(bidding begins at $50.00 per quilt block) go to eBay and search
for: "Alliance for American Quilts" or visit www.allianceforamericanquilts.org.
RANDOM NOTES, RANDOM THOUGHTS
1. I am delighted Michaels has opened a store in
Manhattan. For years/decades I have periodically received phone
calls from New York stock market analysts, investment companies, and
others who apparently have never been in a craft store. And they are
uniformly condescending about the industry. For example, when the Wall
Street Journal reported on Martha Stewart's deal with Michaels,
the WSJ called the industry "dowdy." That was typical.
Maybe now, finally, these knuckleheads will begin to understand
that we're far, far more than what Boy Scouts do on a rainy day.
2. Recently I recounted in my blog the adventures and
misadventures my wife Barbara and I have had selling her jewelry
creations at outdoor art fairs. Jean Leinhauser of Creative
Partners added this note: "Many years ago I was into paper
mache, and at an outdoor craft fair I had a whole booth full of
brightly colored mushrooms mounted on wood bases. One woman
carefully inspected my wares, then shouted loudly to her husband,
several booths away, 'George! Come over here and see what you can do
with no talent!'"
3. In the previous issue I wrote about how the definitions
of manufacturer and retailer are blurring together, and how that
could complicate who can and cannot sell at CHA consumer
shows. For example, because of all of its direct importing these
days, Michaels might be the industry's largest
"manufacturer." And numerous "manufacturers"
have extensive e-commerce sites. Here's a clarification: If a vendor
with an e-commerce site wanted to sell at a consumer show, it would
have to take out a second CHA membership, a retailer membership, for
its e-commerce site.
4. All these changes at Wilton is this some
sort of sign the industry is in trouble, considering how pervasive
the company's products are in cake decorating, scrapbooking,
needlework, etc.? No. It's simply an example of a private equity
firm using borrowed money and paying too much to buy companies, just
like too many people bought houses they couldn't afford.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS: THE ECONOMY
LOANS. The Obama administration announced that
government-guaranteed loans made to small businesses through the SBA
504 loan program should be made available for up to $5 million in
financing up from $1.5 million. The loan limit for small
manufacturing businesses should also be increased from $4 million to
$5.5 million.
PHOTOS. According to the Photo Marketing Assn. study, the
volume of prints (all sizes) made from digital still camera images
decreased by 2% in August. Online ordering activity remained
constant. Printing volumes at retail mini-labs and instant kiosks
fell 4% and grew 1%, respectively. Home printing fell by 5%.
IMPORTS. Import cargo volume at the nation's major retail
container ports is now expected to total 12.7 million containers for
2009, according to the National Retail Federation. That's
significantly below last year, but better than was forecast this
summer.
INSURANCE. While Congress debates healthcare reform, many
small businesses say they are facing the steepest rise in insurance
premiums they have seen in recent years, the New York Times reported.
Insurance brokers and benefits consultants told the Times their
small business clients' premiums are increasing an average of about
15% for the coming year double the rate of last years
increases. That would mean an annual premium that was $4,500 per
employee in 2008 and $4,800 this year would rise to $5,500 in 2010.
$$$. The dollar continues to fall against international
currencies. That should result in U.S. products costing less in
overseas markets, and an increase in the number of international
buyers attending the CHA winter show.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS: RETAIL
QUOTATION. "We will not be beaten in price this
holiday season...." Eduardo Castro-Wright, Wal-Mart
Vice Chair
CONFERENCE. The 2010 Yarn Market News Smart
Business Conference will be held at the W Hotel in downtown Seattle
Mar. 14-16. Topics for the seminar include open-to-buy/cash-flow
management, negotiating skills for small businesses, balancing life
and work, and comprehensive visual merchandising and branding
workshops. Cinda Baxter, retail consultant and founder of the 3/50
Project, will be the keynote speaker. Visit www.yarnmarketnews.com/sbc2010/index.php.
LICENSING. Michaels is now selling a line of American
Girl craft kits and supplies aimed at girls 8 to 12. Items such
as stamps and stickers, jewelry-making kits, and scrapbooks will be
priced from $1.99 to $29.99. The line was developed with EK
Success, which had previously developed the Martha Stewart
Crafts line. A new website, www.americangirlcrafts.com,
will be available soon, according to the Wisconsin State Journal.
... Michaels ranked 103rd in Forbes annual listing of
the largest privately-held companies in the U.S, with sales of $3.86
billion.
FINANCING. Michaels is looking to extend a $1 billion
portion of its $2.3 billion term loan by three years and is offering
to increase the interest it pays investors, according to Leveraged
Finance News.
LAWSUIT. A clerk at a Hobby Lobby in Rochester, MN
hurt her ankle and ended up in a wheelchair. Her leg did not heal,
so she remained in the wheelchair. But HL has a policy that clerks
must be able to carry 40 pounds up a ladder. Eventually she was
fired and filed a complaint with the U.S. Equal Employment
Opportunity Commission, which filed a lawsuit against Hobby Lobby
last September, tv station KTTC reported. The court sided with the
clerk, who will receive $35,000 in a trust account for her medical
expenses. HL will also clarify its policy about its accommodating
employees who are temporarily impaired. HL offered her a job, but
she says her health is worse and she can no longer work.
STOCKS. A.C. Moore: $4.78, down $0.49 ... Hancock: $1.29,
down $0.03 ... Jo-Ann: $26.62, down $3.73 ... Wal-Mart: $49.68, down
$1.54 ... Dow Jones: 9712.73, down 3.0%. (Note: All changes
in price are since 10/16 and are exclusive of dividends.)
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS
CONSUMERS. Still debating whether or not to participate in
the CHA consumer show in Anaheim? CHA conducted a survey of
attendees at the Orlando consumer event, and the results are online
at www.craftandhobby.org/promotions.html.
TV. KS Inc. Productions has created new seasons of how-to
series for PBS stations. The 5th series of Quilting Arts is
hosted by Pokey Bolton and is sponsored in part by Interweave,
Bernina, Cedar Canyon Textiles, Sulky of America, eQuilter.com, J.T.
Trading, Simplicity Creative Group, Rit Dye, Rowenta, The Electric
Quilt Co., The Warm Co., Pellon, and Kaleidoscope Collections. It
uplinks to stations Dec. 27. ... The 7th series of Bake Decorate
Celebrate! uplinks for PBS stations Dec. 20. The series is
hosted by Nancy Siler, Melanie Glasscock, and Beth Madland and
sponsored in part by KraftMaid and KitchenAid.
AWARDS. Lion Brand's blog, http://blog.lionbrand.com,
won PR News annual Platinum PR Award for "The Lion
Brand Notebook." Lion Brand tied for the award with Southwest
Airlines and won over other entries such as GE Corporate, Holland
America Line, and H&R Block. ... The company also won the
Forrester "Groundswell Award" in the "Talking"
category for its use of podcasts and blogs. Lion Brand competed
against the U.S. government, Obama Town Hall, Delta Airlines, HBO,
Aflac, and Bank of America.
CPSIA. Still confused about the Consumer Product Safety
Improvement Act. Here's a Q.&A. from the CPSC: www.cpsc.gov/about/cpsia/leadpolicy.pdf.
SHOWS. Some Southern California retailers are apparently
unhappy CHA will have a consumer show in Anaheim, Jan. 22-23,
so close to a Scrapbook Expo show in Costa Mesa.
FTC. In the previous issue, CLN reported on the
confusion created by the Federal Trade Commission's new guidelines
regarding bloggers. CHA had Michelle Cohen, a partner with
Thompson Hine, and The Small Business Success Index, to try to
clarify the rules. Michele, a Certified Information Privacy
Professional, designated by the Int. Assn. of Privacy Professionals,
wrote an article that can be found HERE.
WEB. Plaid launched a new community section on its
website. Among the features: a) A "Community
Gallery" allows artists to post their own work created with
Plaid products and include a statement about their inspiration for
projects; b) Art will be pulled periodically from the Gallery
to showcase as a "Hot Project"; c) The
"Featured Artist" column gives artists space to post
photos, talk about themselves and their works, and link to personal
blogs and websites; d) "Fresh and Fun" features
unique websites, news from friends and Plaid, etc. Visit www.plaidonline.com/craftingcommunity.aspx.
PEOPLE. Dave O'Neil is Sr. Advisor for ad sales for DRG,
publisher of Creative Knitting, Quilter's World, CardMaker,
Crochet!, and Crochet World, among others; and an
extensive Internet presence. Dave is the former CEO/VP-Group
Publisher for CK Media.
HOBBIES. The Hobby Manufacturers Assn. will have a
pavilion for U.S. member vendors at the 2010 Nuremberg Toy Fair Feb.
4-9. For info, call 973-293-9088 or visit www.hmahobby.org.
TNNA. The attendee registration brochure for the 2010 Long
Beach show is available for download HERE.
Each attendee pre-registered for two classes receives one additional
class free (up to $50 value). Not available after Dec. 17, 2009 or
on-site. The class listing and teacher bios are HERE.
Questions? Call 800-889-8662.
THE CREATIVE NETWORK: JOB OPENINGS
To see the latest listings by the only personnel recruitment firm
specializing in our industry, click HERE.
A HEARING TEST
Ralph was afraid his wife Alice wasn't hearing as well as she
used to, and he thought she might need a hearing aid. He called the
family doctor to discuss the problem.
The doctor told him there is a simple test the husband could
perform: "Stand about 40 feet away and say something in a
normal conversational speaking tone and see if she hears you,"
the doctor advised. "If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and
so on until you get a response."
That evening Alice is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was
in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's
see what happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, "Honey,
what's for dinner?" No response.
So Ralph moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from Alice
and repeats,
"Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response. Next he
moves into the dining room where he is
about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for
dinner?" Again no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her.
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
"Ralph! For the FIFTH damn time, it's CHICKEN!"
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