COMMENTARY: CHANGE IS
THE NORM
This is the last issue of the year – and of the decade. Every
mid/late December, I wade through the year's issues for a "Big
News of the Year" summary, and I'm always startled by the
number of changes. Now multiply that by 10.
Here's a sampling of major, important companies in the "Big
News of 2000":
Wang's, Ames, Rag Shops, MJDesigns, Singer, and Bob Perlmutter/Pearl
Arts & Crafts. Scrapbooking was growing, and inspiring
enthusiasts to open stores. Cross stitch was worried because
consumers were learning to use these newfangled scanners and posting
copyrighted books, projects, and charts on the Internet.
Candlemaking was making a resurgence.
To read what the year 2000 was like, click HERE.
The moral? Look around the industry. What it is today ain't what
it will be tomorrow.
NEW COLUMNS THIS ISSUE
Business-Wise.
The industry is performing better than most retail industries,
so why are so many of us unhappy? Mike Hartnett explains.
The N Files. What happened to our information networking
within the craft industry?
Kizer &
Bender. A computer glitch caused some readers
to miss Rich and Georganne's last issue, but it's online now:
"It's the Customer's Definition of Service That Counts, Not
Yours."
Mike's Blog. Need some Christmas cheer? Here's a
collection of humor pieces that appeared in previous Christmas issues,
including the most popular humor piece in CLN history. Click HERE
(Note: To read the columns, click on the column title in
the left-hand column. If it's not the column you expected, click on
the Reload or Refresh button of your browser.)
TAKE THE CLN POLL: GIVE 2009 A GRADE
Pretend you're a teacher. The final exam is just about over, and
it's time for a grade for 2009. To vote, click on Industry Polls in
the right-hand column or click HERE.
CLN
POLL: THE XMAS SEASON, A MIXED BAG
Almost one in five retailers, 18.8%, in CLN's unscientific
poll said they were "very happy" with the holiday selling
season thus far, and an equal number said they were
"somewhat" pleased. But almost the same number, 12.5%,
were "unhappy" and 31.3% were "somewhat
disappointed." The remainder felt the season was going as
expected.
The results filtering back to the vendors were equally mixed. An
equal percentage, 5.6%, thought their retail customers were very
happy as thought they were very unhappy. But 44.4% thought retailers
were "somewhat pleased," while only 11.1% were
"somewhat disappointed." The remaining third thought
retailers were doing as expected.
(Note: This is not necessarily an accurate reflection of
industry sales. Whether voters' hopes and expectations were met or
not depends in part on their expectations, and most readers voted
before the weekend blizzard in the Northeast.)
The latest figures from the U.S. Department of Commerce indicate
retail sales rose 1.3% in November, higher than analysts expected,
but still in line with the National Retail Federation's research
that forecast a 1.0% decrease in holiday sales.
CPSC DELAYS ENFORCEMENT
The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission will extend a stay of
enforcement on testing and certification on toys and other children’s
products as it works towards accrediting more testing labs. It also
approved a new policy on component part testing.
The stay of enforcement was approved unanimously by CPSC’s
commissioners. It remains in effect while the CPSC works to
recognize testing labs. Independent, third-party testing and
certification will only be required for 90 days after CPSC publishes
the laboratory accreditation requirements. To learn more visit HERE.
Promotional Products Business has an article, "The Consumer
Product Safety Improvement Act: Five Steps You Need to Take Before
February 2010." It may be a bit dated, given the late-breaking
news mentioned above, but it gives a good overview of the Consumer
Product Safety Improvement Act and basic advice for manufacturers,
distributors, and retailers. Visit HERE.
DMC ACQUIRES CHARLES CRAFT FABRICS
Two of the leading names in cross stitch have joined forces. DMC
's acquisition of the Craft & Fabric division of Charles Craft
should be completed by Jan. 31. Charles Craft fabric will continue
to be manufactured in the same mill in the U.S.
Joe McCabe, President/CEO of DMC North America said,
"Charles Craft became the leading manufacturer of needlework
fabrics and ready-to-stitch products as a result of the company's
commitment to quality and innovation. This is the same philosophy
that drove DMC to become the leading embroidery floss manufacturer
in the world.
DMC Marketing VP Steve Mancuso added, "There could not be
greater synergies between two product lines. All of our current
marketing efforts to support DMC embroidery floss also support the
needlework fabric used with embroidery floss."
BEADALON ACQUIRES ARTISTIC WIRE
Beadalon, the manufacturer of bead stringing wire and
jewelry-making products, acquired Artistic Wire, supplier of
permanently colored copper wire and tools, for an undisclosed sum.
"The timing of this transaction could not be better. Metal-smithing
and wire wrapping are among the fastest growing trends in the
fashion craft market right now," said Michael Shields,
Beadalon's VP of Sales and Marketing. "This acquisition gives
Beadalon and our customers immediate access to the very products
that consumers are craving. In addition, we will introduce over 225
new products in January, many of which are for wire working, and
this combination will keep our brand in front of the market. Plus,
Artistic Wire has a strong presence in scrapbooking and the paper
craft segments, which helps to diversify our business."
For info visit www.beadalon.com
and www.artisticwire.com,
or call 866- 423-2325.
U.K.'S HOBBYCRAFT TO BE SOLD?
The British media is reporting that the chain's management is
believed to be exploring a buy-out from the firm's family owners.
CEO Chris Crombie is believed to be exploring the buy-out option
from the founders, the Haskins family.
With 39 stores, Hobbycraft is the country's largest craft chain
– and a successful one at that. The media reported the company's
sales through Feb. 22 rose 11% to £68.7million and profits were up
67%. Same-store sales have risen 9%.
Toy News reported, "People familiar with the matter
said the management has decided to explore buy-out options to find
an investor that would be able to help the group quadruple the
amount of stores it has. Hobbycraft declined to comment."
(Note: We have since learned from Chris that Hobbycraft
has 45 stores, not 39.)
2009: THE YEAR IN REVIEW
The year began with reports that the 2008 Christmas selling
season was tough, but our industry fared better than most, thanks to
countless media reports that cash-strapped consumers were making
gifts, staying home more, and reverting to basic activities. That
trend remained fairly constant throughout the year.
Sales. CHA's research indicated total industry sales fell
$3 billion to approximately $27 billion. A major cause appeared to
be the economy and less spending by hardcore scrappers, knitters,
painters, etc., who were using their stash rather than buying new
products. Winners of the year: basic crafts, kids crafts, wearable
art/jewelry-making. .... Losers: seasonal items and custom framing.
Comings & Goings. Creditors TowerBrook Capital
Partners and Deutsche Bank Trust Co. Americas became the new
majority owners of Wilton Holdings, the parent company of Wilton,
E.K. Success, Dimensions, K & Co., and
other divisions. Previously creditors had tried to pressure Wilton
into bankruptcy. ... Creative Memories emerged from
bankruptcy and Ritz Camera declared bankruptcy. ... Simple
Scrapbooks and Memory Makers died. ... Xyron
closed its direct sales company, I Remember When.
Independents. Sierra Pacific Crafts continued to grow with
the addition of Merry Maxim and six stores recently purchased
by The Strang-Thatcher Corp. (dba Ben Franklin Crafts) in
Richmond, VA. The stores had been sold to Pepe Piperno, the veteran
head of Sbar's. ... Many independents suffered cash flow
problems.
Chains. Jo-Ann had a good year; A.C. Moore did not.
... Hancock continued to make strides after emerging from
bankruptcy. ... Wal-Mart continued to phase out fabric and
merge scrapbooking and party goods into a Celebrations department.
As usual, there were numerous rumors about the company scaling back
its craft inventory.
Michaels. John Menzer, formerly of Wal-Mart and the now
defunct corporate Ben Franklin, became CEO. Michaels improved its
sales and profits, increased its direct importing, was the subject
of a patent infringement lawsuit brought by EK Success,
opened a store in Manhattan, and was listed by Moody’s Investors
Service as one of 283 companies that may have a high risk of default
on their debt. Later Michaels amended its credit facility so it can
issue secured or unsecured debt to refinance its current senior
secured debt.
Vendors. CPSIA. ... Problems with insurance companies
(receivables, product liability) and lenders ... Seeing their major
customers increase their direct importing. It was a long year.
Mergers. The pace of acquisitions has declined
dramatically since the economy went sour in the fall of 2008. Colorbök
acquired Heidi Grace Designs and Cloud 9 Designs from Fiskars.
... CK Media (Creating Keepsakes, etc.) was sold to New
Track Media. ... Caron Int. reached a product
distribution arrangement with Clearsnap Holding. ... Aldik
employees Mike Stadlberger and Zury Segal acquired the name from the
company's creditors and formed Fifth Element Design, doing business
as Aldik. ... F. A. Edmunds acquired Connexxions. ... Colonial
Needle acquired Lee's Needle Art. ... American Crafts acquired
Pebbles ... Tinkering Ink was acquired by Creativity
(Westrim, DMD, Crop-in-Style, Blue Moon Beads, Autumn Leaves) ... Chartpak has
exclusive North American distribution rights to the premium brands
of Schmincke. ... Roxanne Int. contracted with Colonial
Needle to run its daily operations
Highlight. During the depth of the recession Hobby
Lobby increased the minimum wage of full-time hourly employees
to $10/hour, 52% higher than the national minimum wage of $6.55. The
increase and other raises for full-time hourly employees earning up
to $13/hour raised the pay of 6,900+ employees.
Government. In addition to the Consumer Product Safety
Improvement Act causing problems, the Federal Trade Commission
strengthened the rules regarding testimonials and endorsements,
which could also cause problems for vendors and bloggers.
Trade Shows. CHA, TNNA, and NAMTA shows saw a decline in
attendance by buyers and exhibitors, thanks to the economy, but most
attendees felt the shows met their probably lower expectations. CHA
moved the summer show to Orlando and launched a successful consumer
show. Later CHA announced the summer show would return to Rosemont,
with a consumer show. Rumors spread the winter show would be held,
at least once, in Los Angeles.
Rest in Peace. Once again the industry lost a number of
old friends: Moe Gherman, publisher of CNA. ... Kris Stott of
Norden Crafts. ... Harold Gager, who opened one of the first
craft stores, Gager's Handicraft, in Minneapolis in 1948. ...
Bob Fisher, a long-time industry veteran in art materials. ...
Harold Carstens, one of the early leaders of the fledgling HIA, a
precursor to the CHA. He served as President of the HIA board in
1970-71. ... Jean H. Barr, CEO of JHB. ... Ron Van Winkle of Imagine
That! Scrapbooks & Gifts. ... John Ruiz, a long-time art
materials veteran.
THE BIG NEWS OF THE DECADE
This is the last CLN issue of the decade, so we asked a
number of industry veterans – retailers, vendors, designers,
service suppliers, and others – what they thought were the most
important milestones and trends in this first decade of the 21st
century. (The answers have been compiled with our own thoughts.)
These are not necessarily in order of importance.
1. According to CHA research, the industry grew to
about $30 billion, but has lost some ground recently. The decline
can be blamed on the recession – and the fact that there are fewer
stores carrying our industry's products.
2. The eventual success of e-commerce. (Almost all of the
first efforts failed.)
3. Mergers, acquisitions, and the influx of private equity
into the industry. (Primedia, Michaels, EK Success,
Wilton, etc.) The result? Fewer but larger companies and the
new owners trying to squeeze out more profit to repay debt.
4. The rise and then the consolidation of scrapbooking,
including the decline in the number of independent retailers and the
resulting effect on distributors and vendors. The trend helped spur
interest and sales in cardmaking, stamping, altered art, collage,
and decoupage.
5. The merger of ACCI and HIA into CHA and the deaths of
the Home Sewing Assn. and the Society of Creative Designers.
6. The continuation of the trend to import goods, by
retailers and manufacturers alike. The chains' increased reliance on
direct importing is cutting out some vendors who have supported the
chains for 20 years or more. Loyalty doesn't seem to be part of the
formula anymore, if it ever was.
7. The rise of the professional manager, as company
founders and entrepreneurs retired, died, or sold, and veteran
buyers were succeeded by more numbers-oriented buyers.
8. The gradual decline of decorative painting and counted
cross stitch, and the resurgence of knitting/crochet, basic crafts,
wearable art, and kids crafts. Jewelry continued its decades-long,
roller-coaster tradition of being up, then down, then up, then....
9. Technology, I: UPC codes, auto-replenishment, check-out
scanners, EDI, and websites.
10. Technology, II: Facebook, Linkedin, MySpace, YouTube,
Twitter, and email, and Etsy.
11. Technology, III: Computerized sewing machines,
electronic die cutters, digital photography, digital scrapbooking,
etc.
12. Advertising in consumer magazines has declined as
budget-tight vendors reduced their ad budgets and diverted some
marketing dollars to websites, email, and the social media. The
reduction in the number of independent retailers and vendors' lower
margins caused the death of the industry's craft trade magazines, Profitable
Craft Merchandising, CNA, and Scrapbook Retailer.
Besides CHA's Portfolio, CLN is the only craft trade
publication.
13. Far more favorable national media attention paid to
crafts, and many more celebrities involved in the industry.
14. The "green" movement: The effect of the
consumer's growing environmental awareness on companies and their
products.
15. Impact of the Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act
on new product development. It takes longer and is more expensive.
16. Margins have shrunk for vendors as the consumer
continues to demand a "bargain." It's getting difficult to
find a product that's not on sale and "Manufacturer's Suggested
Retail Price" has become an antiquated term.
17. The decline of the independent craft store (sometimes
because the owners retired and closed their stores) and the
decline's impact on wholesalers.
18. The emergence of the indie crafter. She's not the
industry's typical crafter.
19. The resurgence of consumer shows.
20. Wal Mart changing direction a few times and now
eliminating fabric and splitting scrapbooking and party goods into a
"Celebrations" department. How much of the decline in
total industries sales could be attributed to Wal-Mart and others
making similar moves?
(Note: Agree with the list? Disagree? Did CLN miss
anything? Send your thoughts – on or off the record – to mike@clnonline.com.)
MORE COMMENTS ABOUT THE DECADE
(Note: Here are some additional suggestions that didn't
make the trend list above.)
1. "How about dumb-ass decisions by inept managers that
resulted in driving a perfectly good company into the ground,
causing dozens of people to lose their jobs?" – Publisher
2. "For most of the decade much of the retail growth
was from our industry taking market share from other retail
segments; now that's reversed with other retail segments taking
market share from craft retailers or other stores that had a craft
department." (Comment: One example is seasonal goods.
The Lowe's hardware chain now has almost as big a Christmas
decoration inventory as our chain stores.) – Consultant
3. "The dependence of the industry on China is
dangerous, as China switches to more high tech industry, the value
of the yen versus the dollar, and the fact that most U.S.
manufacturers have gotten rid of their equipment." – Consultant
4. "The sacrifice of tomorrow’s innovation for
today’s short-term profits by management who are foreign to this
business and what makes our consumers tick – or worse, by
management who are seasoned at destroying our types of businesses by
knocking off vendors. Taking a seemingly-low risk on creativity is,
in reality, high-risk because of the danger of losing consumers to
more creative retail/e-tail choices in the future." – Manufacturer
5. "The contrast between the upbeat enthusiasm of the
craft industry in 1999 compared to 2009 -- basically because of the
economy. ... The prevalence of mail order offers for free patterns,
video tapes, education materials, and samples in 1999, which leads
to the belief in the importance of education in 1999 compared to the
dismissive attitude (or lack of understanding) about it now. ... The
demise of craft bazaars and local craft shows, although there are
still some regional shows, and with the Indie movement it may grow
again." – Service Provider
THE WALL STREET JOURNAL GOES CRAFTING
The lead in an article in last Thursday's WSJ: "If you're
having trouble figuring out what to buy for someone on your gift
list, perhaps you shouldn't buy them anything. Instead, consider
making something yourself."
The reporter decided to do just that and visited four craft
stores in search of supplies and assistance "in an attempt to
create a personalized mosaic-tiling present." The end result?
"... a couple of projects we deemed gift-worthy – and a
couple of others we're keeping under wraps."
The visits yielded some interesting results that defy
stereotypes. The best customer service was at the new Michaels
store in Manhattan. The worst was Lee's Art Shop, an
independent store in New York City, although the manager said the
cause was temporary staffers hired for the season.
Each store – the others were an A.C. Moore on Long
Island and a Hobby Lobby in a Chicago suburb – had pluses
and minuses in terms of inventory selection, helpful service, and
the eventual success of the project. No store offered classes in
mosaics. To read the article, click HERE.
CALL FOR NEW PRODUCT INFO
Vendors, are you unveiling new products at the TNNA and/or
CHA shows next month? If so, tell CLN. The Jan. 4
issue is prior to both shows, and the Jan. 18 issue is online before
the CHA show. Send CLN a brief description, the show(s)
attending, booth numbers – and a link to your website so savvy
buyers can check the products while they're making their
"booths to visit" list. Send appropriate material to mike@clnonline.com.
Any questions, email or call 309-925-5593.
EMAIL: DIRECT IMPORTING: A VENDOR'S VIEW
(Note: The previous issue of CLN included a
commentary on the possible long-term negative consequences of chains
importing directly and cutting out vendors. The following is from a
long-time supplier to the chains.)
Thanks for writing this! I hope the chains read it, but then
again most of these bigwigs could care less about us. They just want
to focus on their next bonus check, while many on my side wonder how
long we can keep open our doors!
I dream of changing my company to one that just sells directly to
the consumer and offers "exclusives" that can be only
found on our website – although that's not great for the small
retail accounts who are caught in the middle of this. However, it
may be the only chance we may have to fight these chains besides
opening our own stores.
Why roll out new lines when they will just knock you off after
the first order? All of us will be in the same boat. Moving forward,
I can see companies like ours not even doing trade shows but doing
consumer shows instead.
We all will need to start to change big time the way we do
business. – Manufacturer
THE DARK SIDE OF SOCIAL MEDIA
Last week the New York Times reported that Facebook and
Twitter had been hacked. The culprits were sending spam and viruses
to the "friends" of a hacked account without the victim's
knowledge. Two days later Twitter's home page was defaced and the
site was knocked offline by a group calling itself the Iranian Cyber
Army, Information Week reported.
The Times also revealed that a person's info remains in
the Facebook computers even after de-registering. CLN knows
of at least two instances where industry people had their Facebook
info hacked and fraudulent emails were sent to their
"friends" without their knowledge.
RANDOM NOTES, RANDOM THOUGHTS
1. For those of you congratulating yourself for having
survived the last decade, consider this: DMC is 260+ years
old.
2. I have de-listed, or de-registered from Facebook
because of the hacking problem. So if you ask me to be your
"friend," and I don't respond, that's why. And if you
receive an email from me, but it's via Facebook, don't answer it or
click on a link, 'cause it ain't me.
3. Recently CLN profiled the jewelry-making
cooperative at Peoria Friendship House, where poor Latino women earn
a little money by making "Matthew 25" charm bracelets
("You fed me when I was hungry," etc.). The Peoria
Journal Star profiled the coop in yesterday's paper. To read the
article, visit HERE.
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS: RETAIL
PEOPLE. Former Jo-Ann CEO Alan Rosskamm was hired
to head Breakthrough Charter Schools, a new nonprofit management
company being formed by three Cleveland charter schools, the Cleveland
Plain Dealer reported. The publicly funded, privately managed
charters receive state aid, but no local taxes, forcing them to rely
heavily on benefactors. Rosskamm will concentrate on the schools'
business side, finding ways for them to collaborate and save money.
"We're doing a great job for kids," Rosskamm told the Plain
Dealer. "But we're struggling. We're struggling to pay our
teachers, we're struggling to make ends meet." To read more,
click HERE
KIDS. A.C. Moore is donating $60,000+ and art/craft
supplies to the more than 100 Boys & Girls Club chapters in the
towns served by the company. It's part of the ACMR's Crafting a
Better World™ program. As part of the program, stores have
hosted 90+ crafting parties for local Clubs, collecting crafting
supplies, and accepting $1 donations from customers at checkout. To
see more, click HERE.
CRIME. Shoplifting losses rose $1 billion to $12.9 billion
last year, according to National Retail Federation figures.
According to the NRF, consumer theft accounts for about half the
total, and employees the other half. ... Two Augusta, GA men were
arrested and charged with a series of robberies, including the
attempted robberies of Jo-Ann and Hancock stores, the Augusta
Chronicle reported.
THE JOYS OF RETAILING. An electrical fire in a sign above
the Jo-Ann store in Hagerstown, MD caused an evacuation of
the shopping center and closed the store for the day. The store
opened the next day, the Herald Mail reported.
GIFT CARDS. Retailers are putting gift cards on sale this
season, either by cutting the price or offering credit on future
purchases. "It's a direct result of [retailers] listening to
their customers who say, 'Hey, I really can't afford to give $50 out
of my pocket this year,' " National Retail Federation
spokeswoman Kathy Grannis told the Raleigh, NC News &
Observer.
THE MODERN WORLD. A woman eating lunch in her car outside
a Hobby Lobby in Alexandria, VA was accosted by a potential
robber with a gun. She escaped and the culprit was later arrested
after two other attempted robberies. The culprit was 14 years old.
BEADS. The Cleveland Plain Dealer interviewed
independent bead retailer Kieu Pham Gray, owner of two Bead Q retail
stores and TheUrbanBeader.com. Gray offers sound advice on
being the boss and entrepreneurship. To read the interview, click HERE.
... Interesting article on the history of beading and a profile of The
Bead Box, a retail shop in Tecumseh, MI. To read the article,
click HERE.
STOCKS. A.C. Moore: $2.83, down $0.10 ... Hancock: $3.27,
up $1.54 ... Jo-Ann: $33.35, up $0.86 ... Wal-Mart: $52.85, down
$1.39 ... Dow Jones: 10,328.89, down 0.6%. (Note: All changes
in price are since 12/18 and are exclusive of dividends.)
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS
DEADLINE. Tomorrow is the deadline for the On Site
Floor Plan for the CHA winter show. Any confirmed
exhibitor interested in having the company name, logo, and booth
number name highlighted with a huge call out should call Anthony
Licata at 800.822.0494 or email alicata@craftandhobby.org;
7,000+ floor plans will be distributed.
HEALTH. A new survey released today from Misericordia
University and Braun Research finds that two in five Americans plan
to spend less this holiday season as a result of rising health care
costs.
PEOPLE. Sandylion named Bruce MacDougall President/CEO.
Most recently he had been President/CEO of Elmer's Products.
He'd also held positions with Coleman Outdoor. ... Mrs. Grossman's named
Scott Leoncini as VP of Sales and Marketing. He is the former VP of
Sales & Marketing for Calvin Klein Home, Elsa L., and
Starlight/Illume. ... Stampendous named Ilene Albert-Nelson,
formerly of Ultra-PRO (7 Gypsies and Chatterbox) as
Global Sales and Marketing Manager, and Pegi Smith, formerly of Delta,
as National Sales Manager.
TNNA SHOW. Organizers of the fashion show need volunteers
for an hour or more to help receive and tag/document garments, on
Friday, 10:00 am–4:00 pm, and volunteers to assist with the pick
up of garments on Saturday, 9:00–9:30 am. To volunteer, email
JoAnne Turcotte at design@plymouthyarn.com.
ACQUISITIONS. Noritsu America completed the acquisition of
Lucidiom.
DESIGNERS. Heidi Swapp is working with Tattered Angels (the
manufacturer of the Glimmer Mist) to introduce new products, Scrapbook
Update reported. Her first products for Tattered Angels are four
colors of Glimmer Mist to be introduced at the CHA winter
show.
QUILTING. Joe Truskot is President/CEO of the Monterey, CA
Symphony and is also an avid, accomplished quilter, reports the
Monterey Herald. To read the article, click HERE.
YARN. Lion Brand Yarn was the subject of a six-page
article in the Jan. issue of Martha Stewart Living. In
addition to photos and projects, the article highlights Lion's
Studio, a retail store in Manhattan, describing it as a "global
destination for yarn crafters."
SPELLBINDERS. Filed a lawsuit in US District Court for
Arizona alleging patent violations by several Quickutz
products, Scrapbook Update reported. The suit alleges that
Quickutz’s cookie-cutter dies, nesting-shapes dies, and the
circle-cutting dies sold with the Letter Press Combo Kit are
in violation of the patent which is owned by Caron, and Spellbinders
has the exclusive license to manufacture products covered by it. ...
Launched its "National Design Team Search." The deadline
to apply is Jan. 15. For info, check the blog at www.spellbinderspaperarts.com.
THE CREATIVE NETWORK: JOB OPENINGS
To read the latest listings by the only personnel recruitment
firm specializing in our industry, click on Jobs in the left-hand
column or click HERE.
PROFOUND QUESTIONS
1. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second
hand?
2. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we
ever know?
3. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game"
when we are already there?
4. Why is it called "after dark" when it really
is "after light"?
5. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it
sounds?
6. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to
do it?
7. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
8. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use
them?
9. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
10. Christmas: When else do you sit in front of a dead
tree and eat candy out of your socks?
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