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“Alex, We'll Take ‘Things That Cheese Us Off’ for $500!"
Perhaps it was a customer, not
you, who infuriated a customer, but you still must deal with the
anger.
by Rich Kizer & Georganne Bender (May 17, 2010)
Several years ago a Milwaukee woman was waiting in line to pay for
her groceries. There was no one at the 15- items-or-less express
lane, so the cashier waved her over so she could check her out.
Another woman, irritated that the shopper in the express lane had
more than 15 items in her cart, followed her out to the parking lot
and attacked her, actually slicing off a part of her nose.
Yes, you read that right: a shopper attacked another shopper over
the number of items in her grocery cart. Today’s time-starved and
stressed-out customers can turn from shoppers into angry panthers in
60 seconds or less over the tiniest inconveniences. It’s called
Shopper Rage and it’s as common in our society as road rage – and
it’s just as scary.
One of the things we’re known for is our unique brand of consumer
research. Each year we host focus groups, one-on-one interviews, and
in-store studies. Sometimes our focus groups run smoothly and
sometimes they don’t. And sometimes the participants take us places
we never intended to go. This usually happens whenever we ask,
“How’s the customer service in stores been lately?” It starts out as
a customer-retailer conversation that generally turns into a
laugh-a-minute screaming match about what customers hate about other
customers. The thing is, when Mr. or Mrs. Shopper is cheesed off at
another customer, they often take it out on you. This
customer-on-customer dialog has become part of our research; we now
regularly ask about things other customers do that drives them nuts.
Here are a few of our favorites (at least the ones we can print!):
1.
“I made a special trip to a craft store in search of several items I
needed to finish a project. As soon as I entered the front door my
antennae were up, looking for an available salesperson. I found one
almost immediately and she began helping me figure out what I
needed. We were involved in a detailed conversation when another
customer, with an armful of product, approached us and asked loudly,
‘What else do I need to make this look like the picture?’ For the
next five minutes I stood there fuming. What am I? Invisible?”
2.
“I’m an avid scrapbooker. I like to visit my favorite scrapbook
store just to have some alone time. The thing that drives me insane
are the people who interrupt my thoughts with their cell phone
conversations. People on cell phones don’t talk, they SCREAM. I
really don’t care what cute thing little Suzie did yesterday and I
don’t care how much you hate your boss. Please just shut up and let
me shop in peace.”
3.
“I do much of my personal shopping on my lunch hour or on my way
home from work. My time is limited and I always seem to get stuck
behind people who have a cart full of merchandise. They take their
sweet time unloading it, then calmly stand there, watching the
cashier ring and bag it. When the cashier finally says the total,
that’s when they begin an archeological dig looking for their money.
What? You didn’t know you were going to be eventually asked for
payment?”
4.
“What’s with people who have been to McDonalds every week of their
life since birth, but after waiting in line for 10 minutes, still
have to stare at the menu for another 10 minutes before ordering?
Every other line is moving, but I’m always behind Miss
gee-what-should-I-have-for-lunch-today? Like the menu ever changes.”
5.
“On a recent flight a woman pulled out a bottle of nail polish
remover and polish and proceed to give herself a manicure. She
asphyxiated everyone sitting within 50 feet of her. I think every
passenger on an airplane should get one vote as to whom onboard the
plane gets jettisoned over the deepest lake the plane flies over. My
vote would be for anyone who pulls out a bottle of nail polish.”
6.
“I was on a coast-to-coast red eye flight. As soon as I was able, I
planned to recline my seat and get some shut eye. Only my seat
wouldn’t recline because the guy behind me had purchased some gadget
that prevented my seat from going back. He reclined his seat but he
didn’t want my seat ‘interfering in his space.’ Who decided that his
comfort was more important then mine? He’s lucky we were on a
plane….”
7.
“I took my daughter to a ‘Mommie & Me’ craft class. She was doing
really well and we were having fun until another child started
acting up. This kid was running around the class room while her
mother ignored her, calmly working on her project. Before I knew it
several other children, mine included, were off and running, ending
any hope of finishing the class that day. I managed to corral my
kid; I wish parents would teach their children how to behave in
public places.”
8.
“This happens to me all the time: I’m standing in line waiting to
pay for my purchase when the person in line behind me moves up right
next to me. I’m trying to swipe my credit card, or hand money to the
cashier, and this person’s in my space like she's part of MY sale. I
always want to ask if she'd like to pay for my purchase.”
9.
“I detest people who try and pull one over on stores. They're so
self-righteous; they figure if they complain long enough and holler
loud enough, the employee will eventually crack and give them what
they want. When the employee is fully degraded, but the customer
still hasn't gotten what he or she wants, they scream for the
manager. Then they turn to whomever is nearby and complain to us,
like we're supposed to agree with their bad behavior.”
And on and on and on and on and on.
We live in a world where we all wish we had more time, and where
customers are more demanding than ever. We're all learning how to
deal with that in the best way possible. The good news is that much
of the time unhappy customers aren't cheesed off at you, they're mad
at other customers. The bad news is that they’re likely to take out
their frustrations on you. It's a double-edged sword but every
customer, regardless of their behavior, is still a customer who can
help or harm your business. At the end of the day, how you handle
touchy situations will determine how your store is perceived by the
public.
We can't control customer-on-customer interaction, but we are
responsible for controlling the customer experience. Understand that
customers will occasionally lose it in your store, so focus on ways
to create a customer-friendly atmosphere. Encourage your team to
interact with customers more than usual. Choose soothing wall
colors. Play music – music makes all the difference. Customers
shopping in stores that play music perceive the store to be
friendlier and they spend more time shopping. They also perceive
time in lines to be shorter. When the lines are really long, send an
associate out with a plate of cookies to feed customers while they
wait. Try inexpensive little things to sooth the savage beast.
Your associates need to know that when a customer goes ballistic for
whatever reason, you will be standing there right beside them. This
means that every single person who works in your store must be
trained on what to do and what to say (and what not to say) when
customers behave badly. Discuss the possibilities in a store
meeting. Role play until associates feel comfortable and ready to
respond when the situation arises. Because someday it will!
(Note: To read previous
columns by Rich and Georganne, click on the titles in the right-hand
column.)
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